Arsenal wins the Premier League

>Arsenal wins the Premier League
>You lose your virginity

whats more likely to happen?

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Arsenal best chance to win the title was last season, but they managed to choke it to Leicester of all teams.

No.2 by far, with something like 1% probability

Prostitutes exist all over the world, a winner mentality at Arsenal does not.

Neither of them

already lost my virginity in 2010 m8

Define "winning the premier league"
Define "losing my virginity"

>Define "winning the premier league"
They finish 1st and win the trophy.

>Define "losing my virginity"
A real female human lets you stick it in a repetetive manner.

>tfw experienced both on more than one occasion

>losing virginity multiple times
Who did you give your anal virginity to, Oliver?

rekt

Your Syrian father.

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samefag

You do realize you just admitted to giving up your boipussy virginity to some refugee, right?

Even if it was a low key jab at Germany getting cucked you still admitted to liking stinky, filthy Syrian dick inside of you.

Is that why you guys are sharting all over the place?

loose anus from BBC

The first desu

Good work lads, both of you

fuck off definefag

Thinking of hiring an escort in a week or two, so my virginity should go first, along with my dignity

>Arsenal wins the Premier League
haram

I had sex on Thursday

Arsenal wins the Premier League

chances are, neither will happen in my lifetime.

>tfw no gf

Wait, so if I finish first the girl gives me a trophy?

I always thought real gentlemen finished last.

>going to pound town on this feminist slut I met
>clapping her from behind
>she doesn't arch her back
>lose my boner because she's sucks at sex

i hate girls

>doesnt arch her back

this

its so fucking basic

How about losing my virginity to a gunner qt because Arsenal wins the Premier League?

>fucking bandwagon whores

No thanks, I'd rather keep my virgin.