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so fucking pissed about India
overstaked the fuck out of it and would've added to my roll by 20%
laid it off so lost nothing, but the fact that I didnt cash out on the last ball makes me want death
>manchester united
Deportiu 3-1 Mirandes is the meme chase bet m8
I dont even want to chase
even if I did, I'd feel like that money I should have is still missing
not really pissed, that was a lie. just feel like I slept through 2 specials
under 7 corners in man u game @2.1
medium
YES! MY ACCA IS STILL ALIVE!
R A S H F O R D
won
>These flags
Have sex
My god, i'm happy that the acca won but fucking hell Hull deserved the draw for this kind of defending. Never seen something like it tbqh
>never seen a team park the bus
>keko's yield dropping by 3% in one day
pmsl
That's cause in the Bundesliga any attempt to park the bus gets met with an assfucking by Bayern Munich
PLEASE post New Zealand tips
Reus goals when?
RASHFORD SAVING ACCA'S
You offering?
Never bet on the Wellington Phoenix.
In seriousness the ASB Premiership, NZ's top division, doesn't start until October.
Rugby tips: Canterbury never loses in the Mitre 10 Cup and Wanganui will probably not lose in the Heartland Championship; part of my acca is Wanganui winning and they won 74–6 yesterday.
Mitre 10 Cup Round 2 (rugby, tomorrow): Canterbury will defeat Tasman (quite low odds) and Counties Manukau will probably defeat Bay of Plenty as Counties have been the better team in the last three years.
Mitre 10 Cup Round 3 (starting Wednesday): Otago no doubt will defeat Northland. Auckland > Southland. Canterbury > Northland (very low odds on this one). Wellington > North Harbour.
Not sure if you wanted mostly rugby tips but there ya go
will they beat the spreads?
Bundesliga
Hamburger SV - FC Ingolstadt 04
D R A W
>IN
1. FC Köln - SV Darmstadt 98 -:-
1
>IN (even -1)
Bor. Mönchengladbach - Bayer Leverkusen
B T T S
>IN
2. Bundesliga
SpVgg Greuther Fürth - Erzgebirge Aue
2 (D N B)
>LOST (3-2 in 90.+4)
3. Liga
Chemnitzer FC - Sportfreunde Lotte
1
>LOST
Holstein Kiel - FSV Zwickau
B T T S
>LOST
not bad for gut bets
Last post lids. Bank balance on 0 after that loss, TT stats ruined. Cya around
>no /bet/ in the subject
why is Hass incapable of doing ANYTHING right?
What about donations? Why didn't you trade
zzzzzz Sweden such a fraud
>implying people will donate
I didn't trade out, though it was a lock, got too greedy. Whatever.
The language completes the joke here.
Well done.
>ywn lick nos' asshole until he climaxes, thanking him for all the great accas
feels bad man
FINALLY.
if you see me post later tonight, dont allow me to place any bets.
will do, RANDOM GERMAN user
>nos
Who?
This India cricket thing is almost as delicious as Albanias apehoop tip.
Im with you dude. Legitimately sad about this.
Pinhead so so degenerate
don't worry, i will be easily identifiable
the nazi who posted two winning accas this weekend m8
Been out shagging for a few months lids, what's this about Euan quitting?
N-no
The truth is, lots of us need to drink a lot A LOT on weekends to escape the miserable German lifestyle.
>lots of us need to drink a lot A LOT on weekends to escape the miserable German lifestyle.
I did Nazi see that coming
So many Germans. Feels like WW2 Pmsl.
Nothing better to get your mind of the burning pile of shit that is your home country than getting black out drunk, coked up and fucking dirty hookers.
>fucking up your own joke
PMSL
Haven't seen this many German flags since I went to my local Neo Nazi pro white group.
You got it figured out. Only I stick to the booze exclusively.
>Nazi see that
kys
Haven't seen this many German flags since I googled "Germany flag" to make a thread about them a little while back.
Not sure if these Germans complaining about their country are just memeing or actually serious.
That's alright, wouldn't advice anyone to commit to the fullblown degen lifestyle
I'm personally not memeing. German mindset and life takes a toll eventually.
Well, maybe eventually.
Unless you only visit the rural areas, Germany is already gone mate.
how many of have become rich from betting over the years?
tez banter. SO pathetic, bet Joe and the boys are creasing at the state of the "thread culture" these days
POST TIPS PINHEAD OR TRIP OFF
Only BritTurk. He was one character, one character that made it outta here.
so mad pmsl
PLEASE take me under your wing.
It's one of those days when I wish that /bet/ poker wasn't dead as a doornail.
i would happily play tonight mate
need real madrid goal like A I R
Yes, same. But all the other lads have abadoned it.
So I'll just gamble about on 888 I guess.
there were over 20 people in the old group im sure we could get 6-8 together for a dece game
#in.
inb4 £200 buy-in
Lady Luck just told me to fuck off, but sure if you can scrape together some lads
cant remember how much we used to do, i think it was around £5-10, anyone else used to play can confirm?
I think it was 5GBP buy-in
something like that
Will trade TRADE places with you. I'm sure you'll love Portugal: plenty of sun, little rain, a partying/having fun mindset, no refugees, nice landscapes, beaches, rivers, all you ever wanted.
We're too far gone, friend. Too far gone.
Also it's way too fucking warm in your country, I want to trade with this guy .
>German
>Knows /bet/ poker
Scoots?
No, the other guy. Scooter ruined /bet/ poker.
Lyon :(
>Lacazette went off injured at halftime
kek
w-what's so funny
Nos for nosferatu, then?
he's literally putting "nos" in the namefield when he posts, Norway
clg win against immportals @ 3.75 is legit free money bet on that
free money
huni is gonna tilt his ass off it will be hilarious
Oooooh. Can't remember seeing it, you see. Danke schön, Niemcy.
I forbid you to bet on this, you little shit.
pls invite me to your country
?? vertrau mir bruder, mach cheecky 10er und payday
>mir bruder, mach cheecky 10er und payday
p m s l
Surely not German Pmsl
m8
stop
just watch me get PAID, while YOU monkeys lose money on chinese underage SLAGS
I tried
HAVE SEX
NOT ME JUST TAKE THIS FREEMONEY
u really should be grrreatful
a safe 10/10, tora would be proud
I WILL AFTER I GET PAID; MEANWHILE U SIT ON /BET/ AND CRUNCH OVER RBALL STATS OF UNDERAGE SLAGS WHILE I BANG UNDERAGE SLAGS ON COCAINE
SO important
so who is ON @ clg
i really wanna make myself a name its free money just trust me
clg will win the series
got kicked out of this girl house because I kicked her dog off her bed while we were making out pmsl tinder girls SO mental
CLG WINNING
LETZZ GO BABY LETZZZ GOO
PSML ON THE HATER
Enjoyable read
wow did u KICK her doge???
kicking a doge really edgy
btw clg got ANOTHER KILLS
Water first is ridic
I was stoned as fuck and it was this annoying little Chihuahua, but looking back it was a terrible mistake because I had just taken her shirt off and was close to getting it in
fucking mutt
>2016
>pissing away money
PSML
>Chihuahua
yeah those are terrible dogs, thought u kicked a GERMAN SHEPARD
Whats this? I like free money germanbro
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