How do we fix this shit?

How do we fix this shit?

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Bring back Neville.

Something to do with killing mendes and get rid of Lim?

That city is fucking toxic. Just let them die.

sign joe hart la

You need to sign the next big spanish speaking thing from Americas.

I recommend you go olympic shopping

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In all honesty if we can just lighten up on the mendes connection (Lim get a grip on things ffs) generally and then Bring in Rojo/Schär and Garay for 38M while selling Santos, Abden and Orban for what we can scramble from them. Also a Paco replacement thats not Munir or another player with buyback. The attacking play this season has looked much much better it has to be said, rather on 0 points with an underlying good play than on 6 points you got from luck. People tent to forget that we Finished 4th the 14/15 season with 77 points 1 point behind Atletico who got beaten by us in head to head, also the 3 straight 3rd place finish 2010-12. Transferwindow will now decide if this will be a good season

You cheated against monaco now you have to pay the price

I think that if they hiss harder and wave some more white tissues everything will be alright.

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>how do we fix this shit?

they, along with the other 17 teams that aren't Atletico, Real and Barcelona should make their own league, and they should promote the top 3 of Liga 2 to have 20 teams.

meanwhile Real, barca and Atl can play 38 games among themselves.

there, saved Spanish footy.

They should build a new stadium to get that New Stadium Bump

For real tho, Valencia's women's team is QT which is why I will still bandwagon them

Tough years are coming for Valencia. They weren't even able to get a single point against two teams that will fight for not relegating.

Put people that actually know about football in charge. Cut all ties with Jorge Mendes, he doesn't give a fuck about any club, he just wants those 10%

They should have gotten Andreas Pereira and Sergi Samper on loan.

Their midfield is an avenue with only 2 good players (Parejo and Perez), their CBs other than Mustafi (whos getting sold) don't help, Diego Alves is still not 100% and Rodrigo is shit.

Oh, and Cancelo is shit too.

>They should build a new stadium to get that New Stadium Bump

kek, all their shit comes from the day they decided to build a new stadium

Andre Gomes, Alcacer, Negredo, Mustafi, Feghouli, Javi Fuego all gone lol All they have left is Santi Mina RIP Valencia

>They should build a new stadium

Oh boy are you in for some supreme keks when you realize exactly what is causing them financial misery

>valencia will never have david villa, david silva and juan mata all at once again

Negredo was shit for them

1/ Sign Joe Hart

2/ Bring back Neville

3/ ???

4/ Profit?

atletico was just the la liga version of leicester, only they were a 3 season wonder. this year they won't qualify for even europa league and get out of the groups of cl. your point is valid but make that 18 instead of 17

For one they'd have to stop selling every good player they get

Do they even have any good players left?

Dont please. I bet 100 cheeky euros on them being relegated. I am 9 months away to earn 10,100 euros

It seems you are a bit confused. Valencia finished 12th last season so they aren't in any european competition.
This year after the sells they made, they surely will struggle to stay on La Liga

Unironically Worldclass Goalie in Alves, Shit central defenders, Good Leftback, decent rightback. High quality midfield. Santi Mina is good in attack and around him there good quality

>giving a verdict of a team when only 2 games played and transferwindow still open

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Lim and Suso: 96 hours and 4 signings. Itshappening.jpg ..hold thumbs for one of them not being Munir though

D.E.P en paz

Neville ruined it beyong saving 2bh

If Valencia's butthole is open for rape why hasn't anyone bought Gaya yet? Did the hype die?

"We" want to keep him

Nou Mestalla when

Too many spaniards and not enough catalans.
Serves them right.

You wanted to keep Gomes, Mustafi and Alcacer too

They fucking speak catalan but have the fucking gall to try calling it "valenciano".

Valencian community is not Cataluña though

Fuck them, if it was for them they would've forget it long ago, they are renegades.
Let them call it as they like it, they will all speak only spanish in 50 years.

No one said it was.
The retarded aragonian king that reconquered them from the moors decided to made them a separate kingdom god knows why.

No one said it was.

Their local "native" language is basically catalan with some non-existent supposed "differences" that makes it a completely separate language according to them. Not like it matters since almost no one speaks it anymore.

Finish Nou Mestalla

They had a big fight for that a few years ago, but now it's like they accepted it and don't fight anymore. Now they use "valenciano" as a word for a catalan dialect.

It was just used to show a "respect" for different regions from the spanish-right who still carries some fascist and bobonic ideas so they tried to use them to show Catalonia and Euskadi that people can speak another language and still be conservative and right-retarded as fuck.
On the other part, retarded catalans used that common language to create the idea they're and Valencia and Catalonia should be together.

There are some people who hate Catalonia, there are some people who hate Madrid, who hate Basque Country, who hate Andalucia. But everybody hates Valencia.

>almost no one speaks it anymore

This is not true. The pueblos (small towns) in the inner parts of the Valencian community almost all speak Valencian exclusively. It's annoying as shit.

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good, and we will erradicate the catalashits who are the jews of spain, always complaining of muhh oppression

Pic or never happened

remove bat desu

>implicado they'll sign Messi by the end of the window

They are muerto, my blanco amigo