Mom is forcing me to get a job

>Mom is forcing me to get a job

What the fuck am I suppose to do now??!!

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Get a job

run away

Get a job

Get a job, you might actually enjoy it.

Get a job

Jobs are for suckers

Just buy some knee-pads

Sell boipucci

run away get a job kys

get a job and leave your patrents' home as soon as you possibly can, parents are cancer

evolve

get a job

Are you the same waste of space that makes these threads on /fit/ too? Fuck off.

Why did I expect anything else from this normiefest.

>Dude just pay $2500/mth to live on your own lmao!
Okay Jewish normie

My mum started this years and years ago, little did she know it's far from easy to get an entry level job these days. Even mcdonalds always rejected me.

Now I just NEET it up with ease. Have to attend weekly appointments at a job agency or my neetbux get cut off though. Apparently if they force me to apply for X amount of jobs they think it will make a difference LOL.

Move to Mexico and start a new life.

>best friend simply reccomends me to the comfy minijob he quiets

Going from Neet to productive citizen was never easier.

Don't you have a degree?

On /biz/ too

Just find roommates online. That's what I did. I even made friends with one of them and tolerable acquaintances with the other two.

No, have been full time neet since dropping out of high school 4 years ago.

Listen to the Jew, living at home blows, you can what ever you want on your own

>Why isn't everyone coddling me into being a useless piece of shit!

You got rejected from a fast-food franchise? How did that even happen? Did you tell them you intended to take money from the register at first opportunity?

>normie
not really i'm an autistic virgin, the only single relationship i had lasted a week during which i didn't even get a BJ before she dumped me and that was 5 years ago

about that 2500 a month, are you fucking kidding me? i'm not telling you go rent a fucking house, get a small apartment.
maybe rent a large house with room mates if space is more important to you. and this shit is temporary anyways, as you progress and make more money you will move to nicer acoomedations. that's how this shit works.

>apply for fast food job
>wait 2 weeks
>get automated rejection email with some spiel along the lines of "while your skills are impressive, unfortunately for application has not been successful at this time. Sorry!"

Etc. Same thing again and again. I don't bother applying for fast food jobs anymore because they're impossible to get.

>you can what ever you want on your own
this^^^^

you can have the space and privacy to play with your ass and masturbate for hours while screening porn on a large tv on speakers
you can smoke weed in bed
you can get drunk alone and no one will have snarkely comments about it

think about it
you can still be a degenerate beta basement dweller but have the freedom to take it even further

>as you progress and make more money you will move to nicer acoomedations. that's how this shit works.

you act as if life is like a MMORPG

#busted

REEEEEEEE

Sorry normal fags this all sounds great but I don't have $3000/month to spend on living expenses.

How do you propose i make this money? buying shit with normies' credit cards from alphabay?

Join the army. That will show her.

Our cuckold country is not really at war with anyone

They only hire the normiest of norms, maybe I could join the reserves though

join the navy

Is Pepe actually Pepe Silvia?

is it worth it?

I thought our boats were literally breaking down because of lack of funding?

Aplly for neetbux
Gosh, why first-worlders here are so helpless

They don't give that shit away, it's literally an /r9k/ meme.

>"Yeah guys i just told the gubmint i have anxiety and they give me $5000/month now!"
It's such bullshit. parents are the only neetbux unless you literally have vivid hallucinations and think monsters are running around outside around you

if you think by the numbers life is sort of like going to the gym in GTA san andreas, you click SHIFT repeatedly enough times until you get ripped

for example if i work as a heavy equipment operator my starting salary in israel is around 8-11k shekels with some variebles such as my level of expertise, what piece i'm operating, hours, what kind of contract it is etc.
say i make 10k/mth as a yearly average.
say my living expense is 6k, i live frugal, maybe with partners, i have some money set aside.
3 years in i'm around 15k. i have more money, maybe i get a nicer place for myself, start thinking about buying instead of renting.

etc etc
now of course i could also take it in a different direction, maybe take a loan for seed money to start an earthworks business as i make contacts and get familiarized with the field, thus making more money, and having potential to expand even further and grow my business.

Really? Sorry then. Guess you have no choice but freelancing/being a waige then

>$3000/month to spend on living expenses

1. how the fuck did you figure this number when living cost in israel is around triple what it is in canada and even here people manage to raise families of 2+ kids on 3000$ worth a month.

2. get a job?

>unless you literally have vivid hallucinations and think monsters are running around outside around you

you don't get neetbux for that though you just get locked up and pumped full of drugs

Sorry normalshit but there's no jobs available for me that can cover $3500/month living expenses here.

I don't have experience or a degree and thus it's impossible for me to make over $4000/mth such that I save a considerable amount.

>want to work as a dishwasher
>need a master's degree in hydrodynamic engineering and 10 years experience

Wagecucking isn't so bad when you get an at least semi decent job. I still want to quit my job though. Being NEET was just too nice.

Get a job.fucking leaf

same

i'll kys soon

>I'll kill yourself soon

what did he mean by this?

kill yourself, you are worthless, life is pointless, nothing you do will ever matter

this
if being productive towards society and being self-sustaining is an actual problem, there's not much left other than considering suicide

*km

Is that what your mom said to you on your last birthday?

>mom

FOL

NEET leaf is my favorite poster.

Do as she says, and if applicable, not as she do.

Thank you my Nigerian bro

Guys, seriously, get a job, you get NSA money which you can spend on anything you want, you start saving, you stop leeching off the government and your parents like a scumbag.

>mfw 20
>Still live at home cuz moving out is expensive in perth
>Have a regular job, 23 an hour
>$13k savings
>Parent support is only moderate
>Contemplating moving out in the next year or so

delete this

I want to cry when i think about how much fucking money i missed out on making. it doesn't seem like much but in all these years of NEETing i could probably have like $100k saved and invested right now.

THEN GET A JOB MAN!

Do it for me okay? Do it for your parents, do it for your ancestors, save yourself from oblivion.

>Do it for me okay? Do it for your parents, do it for your ancestors, save yourself from oblivion.

I'll do it for you user...

That's mah boi.

I'm just so scared of getting into wagecuck life

Do it now.
Investing money is stupid simple.
Go register an account with Vanguard.
Look up good index funds for people starting out. Something reliable.

I think you need $3,000 minimum for Vanguard. Scrape it together, make sure the returns are going back in. 10 years down the line, you'll have a decent chunk of money in there. And it just keeps getting bigger. "Free" money, if you want to look at it that way.

They don't offer index funds in canada, only ETFs but yeah I know what you mean

I'm just saying I keep thinking about all the time i wasted and I regret how much money I could have made in that time. I could LITERALLY have ~$100,000 or something invested right now.

vanguardcanada.ca/individual/etfs/about-our-index-etfs.htm

>I could LITERALLY have ~$100,000 or something invested right now.
That would depend on the job you held, how much you wanted to invest vs. spend, etc.

There's no way to know how rich you "could" have been unless you actually lived that life and gave it up. But you never engaged, so it's moot. Maybe the most you could ever have managed was working at Tim Hortons and partied what little money you had away every night, and you never would have invested a cent?

Even ETFs aren't a bad choice. iirc there's no minimum investment; you could put in $500 and it would start working for you. But I'm pretty sure ETFs have a small charge every time you trade, so it's best to not continually buy them in small amounts.
Anyway, if you're NEET, you have all the time in the world to look up good options for first-time, small-time investors. But understand that the actual process is super, super easy. You don't leave your house and the interface is all Web 2.0-y. No stuffy suits or people judging you. Invest in your underwear. After you've done your homework, of course, and it's not *that* much to learn.

But yeah, if you have no income, then you have no money to invest. Probably best to work on that lol.

You have to grow up someday, leaf boy

Nigger I understand all that.

Im just regretting time lost. I have no skills or experience, not even the money I'd have from wagecucking some menial meme job. I feel like i need to learn webdevelopment or some sort of hipster skill so i can actually start making money.

There's people making a living creating wordpress sites for retards, why can't i do something like that? Or selling bullshit on ebay?

DAY OF THE RAKE SOON

You make this thread everyday. Can you stop being an attention nigger already?

>tfw finally get a job after all those neet years
>tfw my coworkers bully me because I speak weird and can't remember my job fast probably because those neet years made my brain function slower or something
>tfw I want to off myself already
Don't fall into the wagecucking meme, neetfriend. It's way worse here.

It can't be worse than having no money

That's what neetbux is for.

Based. How wellknown is Always Sunny in Polen?

Parents cut you off eventually

If you're the same usual derp, kys since you've already made clear you won't change.

If not, focus on just developing a good work ethic and being a good learner so that you can work anywhere and have it be easy, be it factory work to webdev to law clerking or a manual labour job. Just being willing to try and do good work is enough for a lot of nonspecialized jobs.

The government still got your back.

Not if it's male.

No they don't.

You don't get money for free, let alone for something like "autism" or mild anxiety. and what happens if the government changes in the future and your $800 monthly ration gets cut to even less?

I don't think people get it in general

And if they even do, isn't it literally less than minimum wage? What kind of life is that?

My mom cut my neetdom in the bud by making me get a job.

Now I live on my own and have a 3.14 qt girlfriend I met at work.

what job

Tfw I'm working for $700/m as a software engineer and canadian shills don't want to get $3000/m on simple jobs. Feels fucking unjust.

life isnt fair :)

Thanks God our chink overlords will fix it soon.

Construction work is easy and good paying,atleast here.
Construction cleaner or helper does not exactly require anything than normal health.I get 1.8-2k a month carrying boards,or ferrying and sorting construction garbage.

Cost of living is probably lower in nice poland though, no?

m8 it costs me no more than 800 per month everything included what the fuck are you talking about?

Where fucking normie?

Tell me where.

Rent is literally $1200+ in a non-shithole plus food and everything else

>tfw mom forcing me to stay in on weekends because she's a cunt and also worries I'll be out drinking and doing drugs which is true but still

>if i say fuck it and go out anyways I get fucked over threatened to get kicked out and car taken away since her house her rules

>curfew at fucking 10pm on saturday.

>I'm poor and halfway done with my degree. Only make $400 a month right now

My mom's a fucking psychopath she's killed my social life since high school for some reason and her rules fuck my relationships. And no dad to take my side. Reason Im still living at home since I'm so close to being done with college. I know I could wait tables to pay for rent but I'd be miserable and have no time to study which I need since I'm not that bright. At least being at home I sneak out when she's not home and have time to myself

What would you guys do?? Saw this and just felt like venting

I'd do nothing and waste away living at my parents house, as I am currently doing.

Guelph. I'm from GTA and it's the same though, maybe an extra 100 dollars depending what you get. I've seen bachelor pads go for less too.

It being hard for our generation to move out is a meme. Youre just a lazy, useless garbage human.

>It being hard for our generation to move out is a meme. Youre just a lazy, useless garbage human.

delete this...

Get a job you lazy shit

btw can i come to Guelph too?

is it a nice place to live? Universit of Guelph is shit so I always thought of Guelph as being shit too.

I don't want to live with my parents anymore, help me

Wage slavery is the final point in your life. It's a total stagnation and you won't get any satisfaction from that.
I recommend you commit suicide.

How is it stagnation to be making money when you previously weren't, and building valuable skills and experiences, as well as potentially fostering relationships with your coworkers?

becoming a wageslave was the worst thing i've ever done

idk man I did the "firm handshake" meme and it worked. Have a pretty cozy bakery job, make well over minimal wage and have zero education.

Not gonna be rich but I have a skill now and food is always in demand so its all good.

you could come live with me but I cant deal with people outside work and im moving to kingston soon

guelph is cheap and there are decent jobs around

m9 just take your moms advice. Why the fuck would you want to go out waste time and energy on other people? I literally cant understand this.

What's the alternative to being a wageslave?

Starting a business?

rob gas stations

I guess prison can be a comfy neet life, added benefit of losing virginity