Royals (67-61) @ Red Sox (71-57)

Duffy vs Price

toronto blue jays

glad i looked at the calendar before i made MY thread that would have been so horrible

truly based

what did he mean by this?

Remember when Jon Lester made the Royals look like buffoons when he no hit their asses?

Why do you have so many dumb posters?

And I don't mean dumb posters like our posters where it's all ironic stupidity, but posters like this guy He literally has fallen for the overrated altuve defense meme.

Daily reminder that Price is literally a $217 million dollar mistake

this is probably the same guy who said that pillar is better than kiermaier just ignore the dumb leafs.

Is Mookie gonna win MVP? He passed Altuve in WAR.
>inb4 m-muh average

>getting rectally ravaged by an obvious troll

you need thicker skin if you want to play here man

based brazilian blue jays fan

tbqh with you Joe we had no other choice, and it hasn't been the worst mistake ever.

I mean the Sandoval contract is far, FAR worse.

ok sure ya he was "trolling" sure if that's what you want to tell yourself

he has a chance but i dont think so

not yet anyways

He's so fat he LITERALLY broke his belt on a swing

the red sox should have signed this sexy son of a bitch

>2011-Missed playoffs on the last day of the season
>2012-Bobby Valentine crashes the plane with no survivors
>2013-World fucking Champions
>2014-Last place finish, anemic offense
>2015-Last place finish, horrid pitching
>2016-Post season run hanging by a thread on any given day

How the fuck did the Sox win in 2013? was it pure fucking magic or was it something deeper?

It was this thing called "a bunch of scrappy, pissed off veterans that had something to prove" + "horrible tragedy strikes a city and the team rallies around them" + "managing was so fucking horrible the year before that it was just easier to play by the next year"

And then 2014 was something called "complacency"

BASED MANLET

still the best season I've witnessed

If thats the case how come the Yankees choked hard in 2001?

hr incoming

BASED FUCKING X

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

HE'S BACK
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B
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Outta the park

>duffy goes down broadway
LOL

ZANDER BOGAHTS WITH A TOWAHING HAM RAN FOR THE BAHSTAN RED SACKS

>Schilling
>Johnson

They were doomed against that pitching staff.

Remy isn't here though, O'Brien sounds like he's a robot sometimes tbqh

AHAHAHAHAHA
>ROYALS
>MEMESCOBAR
>GOONDON

KEK
E
K

>gold glove outfield

MY SIDES

Where'd the ball go guys

would like duff to do more stuff

Calculated.

Thank god Ortiz cant run otherwise he would be at third

PAPI WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

>Papi trying to steal

PAPI YOU MEME

>even Ortiz is making dumbass mistakes

literally why do we keep doing this

>getting picked off on a pass ball

What is happening in this loop?

Hanley Ramirez is appropriating white culture with those blond streaks.

nice hanram

i wish he didnt try and swing for homeruns 50% of the time and just did more of that

>It's a "1 bats hot, all bats hot" episode
about time

>and then sandy pops up on the 1st pitch

reeeeeeeee

Hanrambe

trade sandy leon when

go royals

were any sox fans pissed off at the jays comeback today?

No its the Twins. It'd be more embaressing if you couldnt come back

As long as the O's are out of it we're fine

Classic Price.

Classic.

totally called the 8-7 final at 7-3, no lie,

sorry i wasn't watching does anyone know what just happened that last play

...

can we dfa price yet

>needing a 9th inning comeback against the twinks

lol

and like said, the Eternal 4th Placers got btfo, so we're still in good enough graces.

>boos for Price

NICE
I
C
E

Price chokes, gives up home run to the team of destiny

>Price
>Wright
Why?

So glad we got rid of Price HAHAHAHA

Price fucking please

come on

We literally cannot give this guy a lead without him blowing it.

It's a

>Price sucks but still gets paid millions of dollars episode

If we lose this game I will spend my next ssi check on honey and red ants and YouTube the ants eat me after I cover myself in honey.

are we going to lose

Dude fucking fuck you price.

Jesus christ.

lmao
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ok, sent ;)

prepare the honey?

Price is dead to me. Sign tebow when?

well do the Royals have a mantis in their possession?

>Gomes-Last played for the Nips, now co-owns one of Tokyos largest male hostess service

>Ortiz-Retiring next year

>Pedrioa-Will continue to play until his injuries catch up to him(AKA next year)

>Tazawa-A shell of his former self, will leave into free agency with his accomplishments forgotten in place of his failures

>Nava-Bostons goldenboy whom we have forsaken.

>Drew-A literal who wasting away in Washington

>Salty-Trying to make the best of a life devoid of his lover Koji

>Lester-Ring chasing with the Cubs just to say fuck you to Boston

>Victorino-Driven away from Boston in tears

>Lackey-Ring chasing with his senpai

>Peavy-Being subpar with the Giants, happy to be back in Boston for a day only to find out everyones forgotten he existed

>Koji-Dead, a shell of his former self. One day the high fives are going to stop

>Ross-Lost and forgotten to the Cubs

>Berry-LITERALLY WHO

>Carp-A shitter who saw Boston for what it was

>Middlebrooks-Happily playing baseball for fun with his beautiful reporter wife

>Ellsbury-Currently residing in the New York Yankees retirement home

>Breslow->Breslow

>Buckholz-Will leave not with a bang but with a whimper

>Doubront-Died in Tommy John surgery

>Workman-Also died in Tommy John surgery

>Bogarts-Regressing so hard he'll be in pinstripes next year

>Napoli-Currently respected and adored by Cleveland after being punted from Boston

>Morales-Dead

>Dempster-Currently training to be a ninja while moonlighting as a Diamondback pitcher

Do we have any heroes left? Is there any reason not to shut ourselves away and just rewatch to most magical year since 2004?

post pictures of funnny sheep

Doesn't PETA firebomb for stuff like this? I love insects but Peta must be ripped shit.

please just get out of the inning with only 2 allowed, Price.

Please.

>royals could make the postseason
please no

>Nava-Bostons goldenboy whom we have forsaken.

i appreciated this

As a red sox fan I've just decided to eat my own shit rather than have this team pour gallons of liquid shit all over me every game

ok

it could have been worse

i just hope the offense doesn't go 1-2-3 this inning

probably but not ripped enough to care about a bug in a cage

ew

Please don't strikeout JBJ

i demoted him to ninth spot becuase he is going to strike out

JBJ DIDN'T STRIKEOUT

KEEP

HIM

IN

THE

9TH

SPOT

JBJ

WORTH

THE

PRICE

OF

ADMISSION

ITSELF

>JBJ ACTUALLY GETS A HIT WHEN HES IN 9TH
weew

this manlet is REALLY GOOD

this royals defense is REALLY GOOD

>JBJ goes back to the 9th spot in the order
>gets a hit immediately

hmmm

AND THEN THE BASED FUCKING MANLET

BASED

FUCKING

MANLET

ok david please dont give it back

what the hell was that

>The Royals defense

LOL YOU AINT GETTING TO A WORLD SERIES WITH THAT KINDA GLOVEWORK

Pic related: JBJ

Also moving jbj down was a stroke of genius

Kek Roylels fans actually thought this Duffy faggot was good

>this defense

are we playing the diamondbacks?

can you please add the meme text to the image so i can laugh at it

wow really funny haha pic

tbqh it's not really fair to compare pitchers when they face off in this ballpark against us

it's like playing in Coors

>there are people who unironically think duffy is in cy contention

bust gaerts

>xander

oh no he's broken again

>it's an X does one thing and then takes the rest of the game off probably going to get an error later too game

when can we just replace Papi's feet with bionic appendages?

that would have been a hit a year ago

deus ex papi lol that really made me laugh did you play the new computer game deus ex?

no i didnt but is it related to my post?

yeah they have robots boys, well they're not robots, it's so cool

Where did all the lifelong Royals fans go from last season? Are they back to being lifelong Yankee fans?

oh ok cool should i play it