Duffy vs Price
Royals (67-61) @ Red Sox (71-57)
toronto blue jays
glad i looked at the calendar before i made MY thread that would have been so horrible
truly based
what did he mean by this?
Remember when Jon Lester made the Royals look like buffoons when he no hit their asses?
Why do you have so many dumb posters?
And I don't mean dumb posters like our posters where it's all ironic stupidity, but posters like this guy He literally has fallen for the overrated altuve defense meme.
Daily reminder that Price is literally a $217 million dollar mistake
this is probably the same guy who said that pillar is better than kiermaier just ignore the dumb leafs.
Is Mookie gonna win MVP? He passed Altuve in WAR.
>inb4 m-muh average
>getting rectally ravaged by an obvious troll
you need thicker skin if you want to play here man
based brazilian blue jays fan
tbqh with you Joe we had no other choice, and it hasn't been the worst mistake ever.
I mean the Sandoval contract is far, FAR worse.
ok sure ya he was "trolling" sure if that's what you want to tell yourself
he has a chance but i dont think so
not yet anyways
He's so fat he LITERALLY broke his belt on a swing
the red sox should have signed this sexy son of a bitch
>2011-Missed playoffs on the last day of the season
>2012-Bobby Valentine crashes the plane with no survivors
>2013-World fucking Champions
>2014-Last place finish, anemic offense
>2015-Last place finish, horrid pitching
>2016-Post season run hanging by a thread on any given day
How the fuck did the Sox win in 2013? was it pure fucking magic or was it something deeper?
It was this thing called "a bunch of scrappy, pissed off veterans that had something to prove" + "horrible tragedy strikes a city and the team rallies around them" + "managing was so fucking horrible the year before that it was just easier to play by the next year"
And then 2014 was something called "complacency"
BASED MANLET
still the best season I've witnessed
If thats the case how come the Yankees choked hard in 2001?
hr incoming
BASED FUCKING X
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
HE'S BACK
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B
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Outta the park
>duffy goes down broadway
LOL
ZANDER BOGAHTS WITH A TOWAHING HAM RAN FOR THE BAHSTAN RED SACKS
>Schilling
>Johnson
They were doomed against that pitching staff.
Remy isn't here though, O'Brien sounds like he's a robot sometimes tbqh
AHAHAHAHAHA
>ROYALS
>MEMESCOBAR
>GOONDON
KEK
E
K
>gold glove outfield
MY SIDES
Where'd the ball go guys
would like duff to do more stuff
Calculated.
Thank god Ortiz cant run otherwise he would be at third
PAPI WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>Papi trying to steal
PAPI YOU MEME
>even Ortiz is making dumbass mistakes
literally why do we keep doing this
>getting picked off on a pass ball
What is happening in this loop?
Hanley Ramirez is appropriating white culture with those blond streaks.
nice hanram
i wish he didnt try and swing for homeruns 50% of the time and just did more of that
>It's a "1 bats hot, all bats hot" episode
about time
>and then sandy pops up on the 1st pitch
reeeeeeeee
Hanrambe
trade sandy leon when
go royals
were any sox fans pissed off at the jays comeback today?
No its the Twins. It'd be more embaressing if you couldnt come back
As long as the O's are out of it we're fine
Classic Price.
Classic.
totally called the 8-7 final at 7-3, no lie,
sorry i wasn't watching does anyone know what just happened that last play
...
can we dfa price yet
>needing a 9th inning comeback against the twinks
lol
and like said, the Eternal 4th Placers got btfo, so we're still in good enough graces.
>boos for Price
NICE
I
C
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Price chokes, gives up home run to the team of destiny
>Price
>Wright
Why?
So glad we got rid of Price HAHAHAHA
Price fucking please
come on
We literally cannot give this guy a lead without him blowing it.
It's a
>Price sucks but still gets paid millions of dollars episode
If we lose this game I will spend my next ssi check on honey and red ants and YouTube the ants eat me after I cover myself in honey.
are we going to lose
Dude fucking fuck you price.
Jesus christ.
lmao
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ok, sent ;)
prepare the honey?
Price is dead to me. Sign tebow when?
well do the Royals have a mantis in their possession?
>Gomes-Last played for the Nips, now co-owns one of Tokyos largest male hostess service
>Ortiz-Retiring next year
>Pedrioa-Will continue to play until his injuries catch up to him(AKA next year)
>Tazawa-A shell of his former self, will leave into free agency with his accomplishments forgotten in place of his failures
>Nava-Bostons goldenboy whom we have forsaken.
>Drew-A literal who wasting away in Washington
>Salty-Trying to make the best of a life devoid of his lover Koji
>Lester-Ring chasing with the Cubs just to say fuck you to Boston
>Victorino-Driven away from Boston in tears
>Lackey-Ring chasing with his senpai
>Peavy-Being subpar with the Giants, happy to be back in Boston for a day only to find out everyones forgotten he existed
>Koji-Dead, a shell of his former self. One day the high fives are going to stop
>Ross-Lost and forgotten to the Cubs
>Berry-LITERALLY WHO
>Carp-A shitter who saw Boston for what it was
>Middlebrooks-Happily playing baseball for fun with his beautiful reporter wife
>Ellsbury-Currently residing in the New York Yankees retirement home
>Breslow->Breslow
>Buckholz-Will leave not with a bang but with a whimper
>Doubront-Died in Tommy John surgery
>Workman-Also died in Tommy John surgery
>Bogarts-Regressing so hard he'll be in pinstripes next year
>Napoli-Currently respected and adored by Cleveland after being punted from Boston
>Morales-Dead
>Dempster-Currently training to be a ninja while moonlighting as a Diamondback pitcher
Do we have any heroes left? Is there any reason not to shut ourselves away and just rewatch to most magical year since 2004?
post pictures of funnny sheep
Doesn't PETA firebomb for stuff like this? I love insects but Peta must be ripped shit.
please just get out of the inning with only 2 allowed, Price.
Please.
>royals could make the postseason
please no
>Nava-Bostons goldenboy whom we have forsaken.
i appreciated this
As a red sox fan I've just decided to eat my own shit rather than have this team pour gallons of liquid shit all over me every game
ok
it could have been worse
i just hope the offense doesn't go 1-2-3 this inning
probably but not ripped enough to care about a bug in a cage
ew
Please don't strikeout JBJ
i demoted him to ninth spot becuase he is going to strike out
JBJ DIDN'T STRIKEOUT
KEEP
HIM
IN
THE
9TH
SPOT
JBJ
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
>JBJ ACTUALLY GETS A HIT WHEN HES IN 9TH
weew
this manlet is REALLY GOOD
this royals defense is REALLY GOOD
>JBJ goes back to the 9th spot in the order
>gets a hit immediately
hmmm
AND THEN THE BASED FUCKING MANLET
BASED
FUCKING
MANLET
ok david please dont give it back
what the hell was that
>The Royals defense
LOL YOU AINT GETTING TO A WORLD SERIES WITH THAT KINDA GLOVEWORK
Pic related: JBJ
Also moving jbj down was a stroke of genius
Kek Roylels fans actually thought this Duffy faggot was good
>this defense
are we playing the diamondbacks?
can you please add the meme text to the image so i can laugh at it
wow really funny haha pic
tbqh it's not really fair to compare pitchers when they face off in this ballpark against us
it's like playing in Coors
>there are people who unironically think duffy is in cy contention
bust gaerts
>xander
oh no he's broken again
>it's an X does one thing and then takes the rest of the game off probably going to get an error later too game
when can we just replace Papi's feet with bionic appendages?
that would have been a hit a year ago
deus ex papi lol that really made me laugh did you play the new computer game deus ex?
no i didnt but is it related to my post?
yeah they have robots boys, well they're not robots, it's so cool
Where did all the lifelong Royals fans go from last season? Are they back to being lifelong Yankee fans?
oh ok cool should i play it