/nba/ general - predictions edition

/nba/ general - predictions edition

What's their win record gonna look like this year, and what other nba records are they gonna break?

I'm thinking a 79 win season for sure. MVP? Probably Kevin Durant.

That one is stupid and confusing.

How about
>I'm thinking a 79 win season for sure. MVP? Probably Kevin Durant.

first for banner 18 and belated happy bday to tommy

>tfw the neighbors have been playing music for 6 hours

Should I call the cops

I'm off duty right now sorry it's no use

>2nd seed in east
>2nd pick in draft

TYBA

>go snitch

See if they have blue tooth speakers and if so, blast porn through that shit. That should get them to turn that shit off.

REAL NEW THREAD

Ignore this ban evading troll and never post on his threads again.

This is an anonymous image board pal. Nobody cares who made the post.

Are you on top bottom or beside?

I'm pretty sure some fishy shit is going on over there tho.... There's a name attached to the deed of the house and the dude who "owns" it also runs some sort of corporation listed under the "club" designation of the Maryland business thing... and there's a bunch of other "corporations" with equally sketchy names that are co-owners or contributors to this specific corporation. And they all have really weird names. One group is called the NAACP INCORPORATED. the naacp isn't a corporation so I'm 99% convinced there's a child prostitute ring going on over there and they throw parties as cover up


I mean uh John wall is a top 5 pg

just ignore it, we all know who is doing all the spamming. plain and simple ignore it. ignore all warriors post too, unless it's a well thought out post.

>probably from DC
>a snitch
No surprise there.

45 proxies don't make you anonymous you chink piglet

>go wiz admits he knows about child prostitution rings
>just mere days after rbl bails him out of cp allegations
You're really not helping yourself lad

Who do you guys think will be the surprise MVP candidate

There is always one every single year

Fuck this I got a bunch of assholes parking on my street and clogging up my neighborhood and a bunch of randoms just walking around

Idk about surprise but Paul george could have an mvp year, especially if the pistons snag a second seed

>tfw no canadian raptors bantz

They just lookin for Pokemon...

Not last year?

How am I a ban evading troll? I have literally only been banned once here and it was for posting a picture of Draymond Greens penis when he had accidentally leaked it

Got away with sneaking into the back of a strip club with this explanation, Pokemon Go is a fucking lifesaver

is there somewhere i can go to look at who the teams are planning to start?

i was looking for pokemon at my friends mommas house

sup

Grizzlies over/under 60 wins?

I'm taking under all day, all their best players are getting old as fuck

and they lost their coach, to the KANGS LOL

but, i'd still take the grizzleez over the nuggeez in a 7 game series

So would I, but the difference is that the Grizz are in win now mode, and the Nugs are still building. I know which team I'd prefer to be GM of right now.

>mfw Tony Romo got his back broken
>mfw that faggot that spams the cowboys winning was wrong
>mfw Skip Bayless was wrong again

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA

When Lebron beats TWO 70+ win teams BACK TO BACK will cunts finally stop riding Jordan's dick?

He was the one riding on the 70+win team. Lebron is the one KILLING THEM MEME TEAMS.

>mfw go snitch just doxxed himself

wtf bill russel has like 41 finals mvp trophies in that

I don't think Bill Russell had 44 Finals MVPs

Don't disagree with the graph, it's 100% accurate

take out tim duncan, he doesnt deserve to be there, and take out bill russell as well. both were carried by a stacked team in a weak era. Duncan was winning titles when al lthe stars were getting old and all the new ones were too young. also with stacked team with a goat coach.

love that oc every time i see it lmao

thank
you
based
hornets
poster

wtf I love Bill Russel now

Being this fucking casual.

GTFO and got back to watching your equestrian "sports"

>When Lebron beats TWO 70+ win teams BACK TO BACK
what is refball?

...

hahaha keep postin bro

Okay I totally understand the chart now, it's actually 100% accurate

4u

No problem, we all make mistakes

I understand it, I just think it's a little disingenuous

seriously is this guy the best poster on /nba/?

74 wins, another epic finals collapse

im praying that the cavs make a blockbuster trade to cuck them.

how the fuck did you leave Bogut out of this pic? You'd think after the dubs losing after he got hurt he'd get more respect on this squad but not today I guess. And did you see him at the Olympics, dude was one of the top performers in the tournament. Yet dude gets no attentions its fuckin sad

surely you're just pretending to be ignorant

Bogut is on the Mavs now

Probably stopped caring about ball during trade season, a lot of people do

have sex

>im praying that the cavs make a blockbuster trade to cuck them

>warriors roster is straight ass after their starting 4

take the time to look at their roster.
after gay thompson
kevin durgay
gay gay
and gaymond gay.

they have zaza pachulia, and anderson varejao as their centers. no bench whatsoever. and david west's ring chasing ass isn't going to do shit. it's over dude. what? are they all going to be playing 35+ minutes a night? are they going to spread the star power? i think the spurs will beat them every time this season.

>Spurs
no. but your main point is true, the Warriors best asset was their combination of starpower and depth, no they've traded all of their depth for more starpower. if any of their main 4 gets injured theyre fucked

I'm wondering what Nerlens Noel ceiling is, I'm a fan of his game but is he really that offensively challenged?

In addition, is Okafor staying in Philly long term? Can him and Noel work for a whole season? Okafor seems like Pau with limited range

>tfw my school delayed my financial aid check for another 3 weeks
>tfw im going to be eating beans and rice for the next 21 days
>mfw

I just keep browsing /ck/ and it makes it worse

Coke Zero is the only thing keeping me alive rn

>tfw no one to have sex with

;_;

Cavs don't need a blockbuster trade, their offseason was extremely good. Mike Dunleavy is a better pickup than Kevin Durant.

yes the spurs,

they got jonathan simmons who is a steal
they got aldridge who has to be adjusted to the system already
kawhii MVP
they got 2 really good players in the off-season in pau gasol and david lee. and they got patty fucking mills, and pop skull fucks kerr any day of the week.

SPURS > MEMES and im not even a spuds fan.

C Okafor
PF Pleiss
SF Noel
SG Embiid
PG Simmons

GIT GUD MANLETS

why didn't the 76ers trade one of their centers? are they literally just waiting to see if embiid is good? lol they could have god some C-tier pg's like lawson or teague

I'm still rooting for you lad, you're gonna make it brah

I'm also living on diet soft drinks and trying to get into shape for the next basketball season, they don't go together well but I'm shit out of money

I think Embiid is good senpai, they would've traded him by now if not.

Simmons is the long-term PG.

>Simmons is the long-term PG.
ohhh yeahh forgot about him....

You think so? It kinda pissed me off they didn't do anything big this offseason. GSW got Kevin Durant and the Cavs hardly did anything to improve. I was kinda hoping they'd trade Kevin Love for Demarcus Cousins, but at the same time I don't know how that would work out because Demarcus Cousins' attitude problem.

who /2k17/ here

>they got aldridge who has to be adjusted to the system already
you mean the guy whose last appearance was getting shit on by two role players (Kanter and Adams) for 4 straight games? he couldnt be more unfit for the Spurs system. when hes on the floor they completely stop the ball movement and just throw it to him in the post. hes a cancer for the Spurs and they made a huge mistake getting him
>Kawhi MVP
hes probably top 5 but he disappeared in the last few games too and even at his best he cant carry the whole team by himself

im not even going to address what you said about shit role players like lee, gasol, simmons, and mills because its pure delusion. the Warriors butt fucked the Spurs every time they met last season, that isnt going to change

Quit replying to yourself Harry

>the Warriors butt fucked the Spurs every time they met last season, that isnt going to change
key word last season when the memes had depth, thats all gone now, they lost some staff, some players. also the rest of the league has put a target on their back. those back to backs are going to be brutal. oh and don't forget Lebron james is still in the league, and Westbrook is on a mission. the madman.

This.

There is even less parity in the West now, the Spurs and Thunder have regressed.

May as well skip to Warriors-Cavs finals AGAIN now.

Iktfb...

You don't mess with a winning formula retarded. And with the Cavs salary situation they'd be dumb to add anyone without losing someone important. And Kevin Love is important, being bad in one series because of matchups isn't proof otherwise.

>everytime
You mean like that time the Spurs beat the Warriors in the regular season? You know, the first top 10 team to ever beat them that year?

>You don't mess with a winning formula retarded
the memes did hehe, it's all ober.

>graduate from high school with dreams of becoming a millionaire nba player
>9 years shit posting on a Peruvian pop locking network
>still be a neet with no college degree

Fugg lads where did it all go wrong, how do i fix myself

Their only valuable lost is Barbosa , I still don't have a clue why Kerr benched him during all finals.
Livingston
Clark
Iggy
West
Varejao
It is a top tier 2nd unit and I think in tight games there will be always Curry or Durant in the line up. Draymond could rest more and Varejao will play less because Zaza is less injury prone than Bogut .

20yr anniversary

I still dream of being an NBA player, I still think I could get a meme stint like Priggy in my late 30s if I practised really fucking hard

You have no one but yourself or your family to blame, when I was a kid my parents told me I had absolutely no shot at becoming an athlete or even a successful person

Now I'm extremely satisfied with my creeping depression and mediocrity

lms if Brandon Ingram is your pick for rookie of the year

...

I was just kidding m8

I was similar I guess, I was one of the best clarinetists in my state for a high schooler. Clarinet was the only thing I was good at and I turned down playing for my uni band becuase I wanted to focus on other things, now I'm struggling to transfer out of my community college and back into uni

It would be mad cool if you were able to make it into the nba, it at least a d-league thing
It's true that youth is wasted on the youth tho. I hate idioms but man I have so many things I'd change about high school me.

What are the odds thats a man?

>top 5 in the country
>height and talent
You're already confirmed to be better at ball than me.

Put on your shoes right now and do a run. No excuses unless you want the rest of your life to be shitty. Anyone can run 5k, so just fucking do it. I don't care if it's too late, just fucking do it. Whiteside got fucking picked up at the Y, if you start today, you could get on the road to playing well. And even if you end up not making, you'll still be a tall, ripped guy who could smash anyone at pick-up, and having the confidence around that will make the rest of your life so much easier.

Poorfag survival kit :
eggs (prots and fats)
milk (prots for gainz, still better than coke)
oats (carbs)
Onion, cauliflower, green beans carrots (fibers)
rice, pasta potato (not so much)
coffee (this shit will cut hunger)
sparkling water (cheaper than coke)

fuck off, you're not a real lakers fan. that one canuck is more lakers than you

>top 5 in the country
>graduated years ago

I literally know who you are, thank you Wikipedia

I'm actually putting together a meal plan now, it's got a lot of eggs, milk, oats, potatoes, bread, rice and pasta. I don't mind the carbs as I'll be working out as well to get in shape for ball season, and my flatmate is willing to share his protein powder collection and his parents are much more well off than mine.

Tim is actually ahead of kobe if you factor in he had 5 Championships, not 4.

OH SHIT FORENSICS BODIES ANOTHA NIGGA

You can make it E

You guys always go too far, Christ

fkn lol at the state of this thread lads

/nba/ in a constant flux of shookening rn

Don't forget to eat some fats and giblets for collagen. This shit is important when you wourk out a lot to prevent injuries. Don't fall into overtraining too, this summer I was ballin everyday and I didn't felt any improvement until I had taken a few days off.

so is the east the stronger conference now?

all the eastern teams got better

sup I'm right here. we /dak/ now

>tfw phase one of the prophecy happens November 8