INDIANS @ RANGERS

b a s e b a l l

Based Lindor. Hopefully cookie has it tonight

Hope this series isn't just the two teams trading blowouts.

I'm fine with blowouts if it ends up a split series tbqh

Blowouts are boring though. I require tight, tense games which the Indians juuuust barely survive.

Well I would hope tonight's game isn't tight and tense considering the pitching matchup, but you do you I guess.

Cookie Pls

Welp I sure hope this is enough excitement for you now

>carrasco

One of these games eh

>injuns fielding

M O N E Y
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Oh but it would've been too """boring""" otherwise

Wow Carrasco sucks

MONEY
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Cookie will settle in and go at least 5. Cap this

Nope. Indians pitching was always meme, only Kluber is actually good.

I fucking love this team.

Carrasco has been awesome on the road for a while. Why are you excusing the defense behind him?

Cry me a river.

Ugh our rotation is falling apart
Please kill me

your first baseman couldn't handle a bad bounce but he DID balk so that's inexcuseable

This. He would have been fine if they didn't give the Rangers 5 outs

I'm not, lately the defense is falling apart too. But since the ASB far more failures of the team fall on the pitching and not the offense or defense. They clearly have more potential than they show but they've been doing this regularly now.

Needing the game to not be "boring" to hold your attention is retarded.

And Jose should've thrown to first, but apparently we overlook everything that led up to Carrasco serving up the slam

Should that have been a foul ball? He didn't even try and get out of the way.

Perez hitting a HR would be the funniest thing right now

abloobloobloo

I'm sure there's some idiot on 92.3 or 850 rehashing last night's pathetic Browns game if you can't be entertained by this.

EXTREEEEEME RADIO

Anyone remember when 92.3 was like an alt rock station?
Those were the days...

I just don't know anymore lads. How can a team be so Jekyll and Hyde?

LeBron might've broken the curse, but it's still Cleveland.

Inconsistent starting pitching. I have faith that mickey and tito will figure it out by the playoffs

>Carrasco becomes an American citizen
>Suddenly can't pitch

FUCK YOU AMERICA

I knew Obama was behind it somehow

Like 5 years ago I think? And then they went sports and basically got bought by the Browns so it's all they talk about.

Dallas isn't exactly the city of champions either

Yep I was so disappointed
Use to listen to it almost everyday

Me too, and 107.9 back when it was The End

>he doesn't listen exclusively to NPR, classical, jazz (late late night), and sports broadcasts if he listens to the radio at all

Fucking hit and run

>cleveland sports radio
Nah

Probably shouldn't be running down 5 2behonest

bad bait

Cookie pls

Gomez almost went full Taz.

>we
are going have to get fucking good fucking fast when hell month starts this isn't going to cut it

>broadcasts
Fuck m8 I'm drunk. I thought you ment talk radio. Hammy is goat

After all the false starts this year gameday's not bad anymore

Rescind citizenship

Goddammit

>Clevelel

He has to go back

We're officially trading blowouts.

It's a good thing the Rangers don't play shit teams in the playoffs.

Rangers dominate good teams
But suck against bad teams

boggles the mind

If you were going to intentionally walk anyone you'd think you'd walk Andrus since he's the rangers' designated indian killer and then go after the catcher hitting under .200

>Dallass

Nah it's
>Arlelington
They ain't Dallas

>I thought you ment talk radio.
Oh, God no. No.

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Carrasco. Stop.

STOP.

wtf is this series fellas

I understand still playing Almonte but I'm tired of his fuckups.

lay off the green guys

Hahaha

>chief wahoo's hanged corpse gently swaying in the breeze.avi

Can >we pls show some life offensively now?

Texas really hasn't stopped with the lynchings, huh

>have shitty first halves, have great second haves
>have great first halves, have shitty second halves

Well maybe not shitty but really inconsistent. Hopefully they fix that next year and they can be steadier.

Brantley is going to play again r-right?

A bit dramatic for the actual situation.

Roberto "Absolute Madman" Perez does it again

I hope this is a good sign with Perez lately

Welp

Jesus how many times do you have to get out on a first pitch swing before you just fucking stop FINE THEM TITO

WE ARE MORE ALIKE, MY FRIENDS, THAN WE ARE UNALIKE

Seeing the same commercials on mlb.tv gets kind of old after a while

Fucking umps keep getting in the way

>that field ump

What happened?

JRam was playing behind 2nd and had to get around the fat fuck to get the out at 1st

JRam!

Another triple where he's stranded :(

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

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Big O is low-key based

I wish we had more opportunities to use him with a lead lately.

Digits confirm incoming win streak

>999
Does that mean I have to do the 999 challenge the next Friday home game? That's 9 $2 beers and 9 $1 dogs in 9 innings.

Good news: Tigers and Royals lost

I would never tell anyone to try that, but if you think it'll get the good juju going I won't stop you.

BTW Tigers lose, so at least no ground lost.

I think I'll skip the 999 but I'll continue offering rum sacrifices to Jobu.

And now we gotta go to Miller time in this game cause it's been so long since he's pitched

>umpire giving Miller an extra pitch just because we haven't seen him in a while

I mean I guess

>yfw Tito uses Miller as a starter in the playoffs

They can score at least 7 runs in two innings right? Kek pls will it

I'm sure someone out there has seriously suggested this lel

>Kip leadoff single
It begins.

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WELP

lel

>Gimenez is pitching

Literally why?