Now I am become Kleinefelter, the Thunder of Thighs

>Now I am become Kleinefelter, the Thunder of Thighs

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>RAAAAWRRR I AM VERY INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY AND MUST DESTROYYY

Where is John Oliver with a >the current year quote when you need one?

>*SKREEEEONK

another godzilla movie?
nobody asked that.

literally thicc

Great camera angle! Like we are right there watching him slowly walk towards us as the viewer.

>already 10/10 much better than the disgraceful 2014 movie

High test

high test

kek we are also getting a sequel to the 2014 movie

>RIP Bryan Cranston

JAPAN'S

GONNA

FURIKU

You know they're gonna pull ass flip where he was never actually dead but was just put under by some government organisation because reasons

>Godzilla in sneakers
BWAHAHAHA

>that penis bulge though
hahaha holy shit the 90's were a fun time indeed

>that cheap toy looking design

Good going Japan

They really gotta stop casting John Boyega in every fucking thing. He can't act and he's not funny.

You are joking right? If this had been a US iteration the japanese would be pearl harbouring again

looks more real than anything in JW tbqh

>Tfw klinefelter but shit still funny

thank you based anno
>congratulations
>congratulations
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>congratulations
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>congratulations

do you have a cute, girly body?

is that a new trailer??

and it still looks more real that cranston's wig in the other movie.

Looks like Japan's about to get BLACKED!

It looks like a giant piece of toy, you fucking weaboo

dat projection

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Godzilla is a woman you sexist pig!

Go back to drinking your PBR and voting for trump!

ikr... projecting proudly above the japanese sky line

whatever helps you sleep at night, buttercup

lol

What did he mean by this?

Don't ever fucking reply to him again

dziller confirmed for killer klown

What? This is an anonymous message board mate, you wouldn't even know if i did. You have nothing on me you dont even know who i am so stop acting like you can control who i do and who i respond to.

his tail looks fucking gigantic in the trailer, why is it so long

Why is a black monster's tail so long I wonder

Surely this is not a subliminal message in any way

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It's the anal complement to the Gozilla 2016: Official Sex Toy.

it means too bad you weren't vacationing in Orlando a few days ago

ok dummy, I won't

Why is Godzilla made of scrotal magma?

Hopefully we get to see that tail charge up and fire again

Don't say another Goddamn word bro, I'm serious..

he looked like that before he went nuclear and died once

What are you gonna do then, tough guy?

GOD WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE A FUCKING PROPER OLD SCHOOL TERRIFYING GODZILLA BACK LIKE HE USED TO BE!

None of the new movies are respectful to the awesome lizard god he is meant to be:

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Fucker lost his natty card. We all know hes jumped up on radioactives. Fucking fraud.

Tell your mom so she grounds you.

he literally looks like a penis

that's it

I thought your extreme faggotry would end, but I am now posting an e-mail to the local police office, hopefully they will contact you or your mom. FUCK YOU!

urgh just because she has a penis doesn't mean she's a man you fucking bigot

the reverse of skipping leg day
he don't even lift bro

What did they do to his thighs? And if that's CGI, that is some astounding looking CGI. Also, this movie won't be connected to any other Godzilla movie. Reboot confirmed.

I'd probably see a doctor about that

thicc

New trailer when ?

meme scene aside that's legit one of the most awesome showa flicks btw

the hype is real

this is returning him to his original roots i hope you realize this is what fans have been waiting 12 years for

honestly imagine you had no knowledge of godzilla or giant monsters

then you see that. how would you react?

I'd think it's from the new power rangers

Don't need to imagine, man. Just look up practically any shitty article with a comment section and bask in normies trying and failing to make sense of this shit.

>no knowledge of giant monsters

power rangers would be under that

BREHS CAN U EVEN PLEASE A GRILL LIKE THIS WITHOUT AN 8x6 DICK...

>piss yellow filter meme
>even in Japanese movies now

does Godzilla go to Mexico in this?

stop bein so cleva u cheeky cunt

Sup Forums pls.

ITT
>Beta virgins just learn about Kleinfelter Syndrome for the first time.

That guy's art is great.

Honestly, I hope they do that. Cranston was the best character in Godzilla 2014.

I have to say I prefer American Godzilla

much more savage looking

nice package he's got there

Is this what the black one turns into in the new Ghostbusters?

>Savage

Leave and never come back here, faggot

they managed to fix the head at least.

waitu piggu go home

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Them child bearing hips

low test

wdhmbt?

Looks like shit desu.

Slavic dragon.jpg

>that penis bulge though
It actually has a fully detailed and modeled vagina. I'm not joking.

>cloaca = vagina

get laid

I'm trying.

Is this getting an American release?

DVD only.

Godzilla likes his women suicide girl-esque.

Right back at ya

Cloaca is a hole where both shit and piss come out, if it stands out it's the pelvis

This thing looks like a scrotum. Wtf Anno.

no US distributor yet

>still thinking New Wold Cinemas is legit

try to keep up m8, they admitted they were bullshitting and deleted all their Godzilla-related content a week ago

would've been cool if it was a bit less fat

just full stronk bear and not fat bear

>nobody asked that
I asked for it, I sent an email to Anno and he said he would be happy to left Eva 4.0 aside and do this, cool guy.

It had to look like the complete opposite of the 1998 version to secure that Fresh rating

M-MODS...?

>He just blows the gates of hell away
Kek, based Godzilla

It's a fucking pelvis bone, like theropods (t-rexes and shit) had.

Wow, that looks fucking awful. I dont see how I can take this seriously at all because its so obviously a fucking suit its not convincing in the slightest.