About to watch this for the first time

What am I in for?

waifu v waifu

the second best Craig Bond.

wondering what a quantem of solace is for 2 hours and oogling the birds

A lot of people hate it but I thought it was okay.

This shortest Bond film ever.

Movie was good, I just hated the weak lil bitch villain. Wasn't tough at all

A very generic action flick with a terrible villain and two 10/10 love interests. The chase scene at the beginning and the opera scene are the only things noteworthy.

Epilepsy-inducing action.

this.

Worst thing about the movie is that there's hardly a real villain and the writing that comes with that.

This.

I think the whole Bond universe is actually dead.

liked it. Much better than adele garbage and 007: austin powers that came after it

A film shot during a writers strike in Hollywood, with all the shortcomings that comes with it.

>007: austin powers that came after it

I hope this is b8 because there can't really be anyone this stupid

it was a meme flick. are you trying to say otherwise?

>being this clueless
Austin Powers is a parody of Bond, not the other way around idiot.

Disappointment.

>This shortest Bond film ever.

Not that there's anything wrong with that after Spectre

I don't remember shit, it was a forgettable flick. But Olga is hot as fuck. Probably the only good thing about the film.

I think he's trying to say that the actions and methods of the villain were so absurd that it could have been taken from an Austin Powers movie

I've heard people with autism have trouble making connections like this

>tfw everyone else has already given away what you would say, but not all at once and you have to put it together cuz probable autism

the 2 best bond waifus

2nd best craig bond

poorly written, kind of a mess and with a shit villain

terribly shot and editted, especially in the first act, to the point of unintentional laughter, even more-so when the pace stays at a 9 for what feels like half an hour and then suddenly drops to a 5

having an overwhelming desire to consume more material that includes the actresses playing the waifus (kurylenko and arterton)

its still better than skyfall, barely, mostly because skyfall gets worse and has a terrible 3rd act. as soon as they drive out to the country it turns to shit. spectre is almost die another day tier.

>shit villain

If anything, it was a touch of realism. No megalomaniacal scheme, no insane cackling, no giant laser about to slice 007's balls off. Just a ploy that would give them control of the country.

What's good about QoS is that James Bond actually does bona fide spy shit, as in reconnaissance. Like that opera scene.

Don't try to defend it. It story was slapped together half assed and last minute by Craig, the director, and some scabs after the actual writers abandoned it during the writers strike. The shitty writing is just a result of that

Dominic Greene is way better than blofeld by far, especially at the end when he gets tired of Bond's shit and goes after him with an axe.

He at least nutted up, what the fuck did Blofeld do but sulk?

except you're still fundamentally missing the point that Blofeld is Bond villain from an era of eccentric and over-the-top villains, hence the entire premise for the Austin Powers parody.

I've heard retards have trouble rationalizing simple things like this.

yeah, like that crazy scheme in Casino Royale where the antagonist essentially just needs to win a poker game?

The problem with Quantum is there's nothing at stake. So some guy monopolizes one portion of one country's water supply. So what? They realized how dull it was so they shittily tried to throw in the CIA Section Chief and the Generals.

"well, we've got no development. Lets make the CIA guy a smug asshole and the villains a rapist. DONE"

> nomegalomaniacal scheme, no insane cackling, no giant laser about to slice 007's balls off.
But that's the whole point of bond. I'm not hear to watch some realistically political drama from master theater man, I want over the top action scenes, sexy babes and fem fatiles (sp?) cool gadgets and bad ass villains to match.
The film was like a b-movie budget action flick

>craig
>bond

>I want over the top action scenes, sexy babes and fem fatiles (sp?) cool gadgets and bad ass villains to match.
Femme fatale
Agreed. With the exception of casino royale, the Craig bond movies were boring as fuck and really forgettable.
If I want some grimdark spy movie I'd watch the Bourne series.

QoS is utter shit and the fact that you guys defend it shows how contrarian you are

It was a piece of shit jumbled together movie that was shot without a completed script. Its a shaky cam fast cut action scene filled movie, shot like a terrible imitator of Bourne flicks.

But skyfall is popular and QoS is hated so you HAVE to pretend skyfall sucks

But user, skyfall is shit. Not as forgettable or bad as QoS but a terrible bond movie nonetheless.

>shit tier faggot villain
>l33t haxX0r Q. Annoying as fuck and dumb as a doorknob.
>never ending establishing shots
>too many plotholes
>third act reminiscent of home alone
>moneypenny black for some reason

>If anything, it was a touch of realism. No megalomaniacal scheme, no insane cackling, no giant laser about to slice 007's balls off. Just a ploy that would give them control of the country.
The world is not enough did that better.

>invisible car
>x-ray beam
>realism

yeah no

>>invisible car
Wasn't that in Die Another Day?

>plotholes

I dont think you know what that means faggot

Wrong movie. TWINE is the one with the media mogul trying to start a war.

That's tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough has the villain with a bullet in his head that can't feel pain.

Sophie Marceau has fantastic tits

What's the general consensus on this board about spectre? I actually liked all three of the bond films which preceded it, but that is one of the worst movies I've seen in recent memory

we all agree that its shit and some of us have it dangerously close to die another day