Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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オージー

I pray for good template

>February 2017
>Still don't know Japanese
It's been 7 years since I wanted to.

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ミクさんの足

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オーストラリア人多いな今日

今日も素敵な一日となるだろう!

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オージーが多い日が多い

ちゃうやろボケ

とんでもないオナニー方にするつもりかい

>cute girl looks at me
>immediately looks into the ground
>doesn't look at me again

sigh

Maybe I should shave my beard.

>have been chatting with this American girl online since last year
>she constantly talks about her money problems now
Maybe it's not her intention but I feel like she wants me to send some money for her. It was so fun chatting with her but now I feel so betrayed. ;_;

Don't feel betrayed until she directly asks you for money and stops talking when you don't. Just chatting about your money problems is more comon in western countries than Japan.

People like my beard

変な言い方

オナニーしなくたって生きているだけで充分だ!
それと新しく買った大麻がある (´ ∀ ` *)

Have you ever been married before? If you get my drift.. Heh

そうね
酒さえあればどんなに辛い日々が来ようとも素敵な一日になる

何ゆっとんねん普通やろ

post beard

>オナニーしなくたって生きているだけで充分だ!
嘘はだめですよ (Φ ω Φ)

あっ
関西のオージーだ

Its not shaved today

...

I never got around to watch that OVA between seasons that shows why Hei got so fucked up.

Beards are not supposed to be shaved.

>Lives in a sharehouse
>has taken japanese lessons for years, but still can't form a sentence
>had to settle for a korean GF because he couldn't get a japanese one
>Is an anime liking pedo

>Is a raging autist
>voluntarily becomes a slave on a farm
>wastes his life savings to fun a weeb trip

literally not sure who is more of a dumb weeb ,but jesus christ the autism levels will surge through the roof if they meet up

I think "beard" is what he calls his Korean gf

I don't really think it's about Japan being different than the west though. I keep telling her to just save some money and she's always like "I can't do it. I need money somehow". Is this really common in western countries?

That would be a completely different story though. I'm talking about a girl I've not even met in real life.

Sweden yes

>is white man in Thailand
>still can't get laid
>tries to compensate with weightlifting because of /fit/ memes
>spends his entire life hating on others for his own lack of charisma

1 fact out of 4

you're getting there

But why?

No bully

タイに変身してんじゃないかお前
しっかりしろ

Yet you're still at 0/3.

You don't know what "beard" is slang for?

The cognitive dissonance with weebs is almost incredible. They way they delude themselves is almost inhuman.

No, what's it slang for?

Example A.

Koreans have very hairy vaginas until you make them shave it

>until you make them shave it
Fucking barbaric.

Bush is for true connoisseurs.

tell me more about 'takahiro'

>Hey babe, wanna come back to my sharehouse?
>No sorry, I can't afford a love hotel

you have too many frog pics mate. you should do some spring cleaning in your image folder

Teach some sense to your autistic weeb Scandinavian comrades, this kid has probably dropped around $15k on japanese lessons, but can't have a basic conversation.

It's fucking embarassing

おちゅでちゅ
多分
ぞ、なむ、や、か+連体形

現代語の終助詞「な」は関係あるのだろう
現実の状況から独立して短文のみが存在することはありえない
monologに於いて「暑いな」は使うが「暑いね」は女性語を除いて使わない
是非、観てみて
今季は何を観ている
うらら迷路帖
かい?
是非、お世話になりたいが
嫁に搾り取られている
両方ともあり
ただ
「キモいな、ペド」は単なる倒置文ではなく「連体止め」という用法とも見える

I thought we were not supposed to dig up the time capsule until the year 3000

もう日曜日が終わるよ( ; ; )

ですよね
私も悔しいです
。・゚゚・(>д

久しぶりにミクを貼ろう
3人以上になると個々が見分けつかない
臨時でいいので
screened nameを使ってくれ
薬さえあれば
じゃないの
良い関西標準語やな

>大麻
kwsk
ノルウェーは大麻が合法なの?

じゃあ、せめてそこそこの月曜日を!

I didn't know /out/ had a board tan.

私は私ですよー

いや
でも知るか

まあ、ノルウェイとの時差は大きいからね
後、3時間と少しで月曜日になる
それはそうだが
なかなかわからない

在豪日系人の方?

だから、私は私!

100パーセントカンガルーなのでーす

一人は敬語使ってて、もう一人は普通のタメ口やから、俺は下手な関西弁にするで

オージー!(つД`)人(´Д` ;)ウワァァァンノルノルありがとう( ; ; )
ツンデレ月曜日ちゃん、きゃわわ〜(*゚▽゚*)

>Is this really common in western countries?

Not at all. Talking about earnings and how much you have or haven't money is taboo.

イギリス大好きオーストラリア人には特別に佐藤さんと名乗ることを赦そう
g.co/kgs/VKO5zg
>『ジャパン・タイムズ』に匿名で論文を掲載。
>「明治維新の原型になるような一文」ともされる

A friend
A shitposter
A lover

心の友よ~ (´Д` )

>ノルノル
おー!
これいいあだ名ですね
私も使うように

Half-jokingly making self-deprecating comments like "i'm so poor" etc is pretty common though

キャラ分けいいね(・ω・)b
まあ、日本旗も誰が誰だか分からないからお互い様と言えばお互い様だね。

ふと気になったんだが、Sup Forumsで一番人が多い場所はどこなんだ?

1. What do you mean by sharehouse?

2. How the fuck do I get to live on a farm in Japan? That sounds awesome.

>ノルノル

神様、ありがとう
youtube.com/watch?v=3UcKlhcqREE

皆、日本語が上手い!
なんじゃ、そりゃ

日本国旗は皆パンツ屋のようにパンツが大好きと思えばいいと言うわけですね
なるほど、完全に理解しました、うん

ノルノルとヌルヌルとなるなる!

スェスェ

oh lord
damn digits
amen

Sup ForumsかSup Forumsっしょ

yeah but nobody would talk about the detail of his foreclosure procedure or of his over-indebtedness situation unless really drunk.

But yeah going "lol Im short pay me a beer" is obviously not the same.

Sup Forumsの右に出る板はない

1. Like a bedsit? A friend of mine lived in one for about four years. I imagine that sucks.

2. A qt Japanese slavemaster girl who's a bit femdommy or a fat ugly hairy one who tortures and rapes me before killing me and dumping my body in the nearby forest for bears? This could go either way.

>知るか
ノルちゃん、悪い子だなw
感想よろしく。
オーストリアと間違えないように、ラリアちゃん?
それとも(カンガ)ルーちゃんとかコアラちゃん?

るんるん

Sup Forumsか。知らない板だな。主に何を話している板なんだ?

> Sup Forums
人が多いのは確かなんだけど、一番かもってわけがないだろう。

百聞は一見に如かず

1. Yeah, I can imagine it does. KEK

2. Like an old japanese man who chains you in a shed with 20 other chinks for 10 hours a day, barely feeds you, and makes you perform intense labour.

Sup Forums

peru?

I'd rather not then. Which is a shame because I'd love to farm. Also, obligatory witnessed.

> ラリアちゃん
可愛くないじゃん
> Literal shared living quarters, as in no privacy, you get a bedroom, and have to share a kitchen and bathroom with god knows how many people.
> Like an old japanese man who chains you in a shed with 20 other chinks for 10 hours a day, barely feeds you, and makes you perform intense labour.
Sounds a lot like how uni was for a Russian friend of mine.

噴き出した!かわいすぎる
たわたわ

あだ名は普通に本人が決めないから任せます~

何の決めた話題のない、「Random」と言う板なのです
Sup Forumsを試しに来た子供ばかりなので大体はくだらないスレしかありません

じゃ日本はにーにーでどうでしょうか

恥ずかしいわ、マジで。

What good thing happened for you?
見て来いよ
今夜のオカズから殺人実況まで
昔はSup Forumsだったんだが
ひろゆき以降さびれた
にーに

ねーね

幼児語で使う

兄兄~

hi
what is "her" in Japanese
please answer
can't trust google

恥ずかしいって。
「彼女」

Or, if you mean it like "her money", then 「彼女の」.

日本旗=パンツ
Noooo!(´Д` )
なんか、にーに(お兄ちゃん)みたいで照れる〜/////