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Katie Ledecky answers once and for all the question "Is an horse a athlete?"
I guess so.

I don't like that question. Next question pls

She's unironically a qt

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Too bad she's taken

100% agree. Anybody who denies this cannot objectively assess true qt qualities.

Do American athletes usually go fucking everywhere with their medals?

I guess she's young and probably super excited to show them off but I've never seen Bolt go anywhere with his apart from victory parades and magazine shoots.

Holy fuck she's an ugly cryer

Nats PR people probably told her specifically to bring them to the mound for photo op

Throwing out the first pitch at a Baseball game is a ceremonial thing. It makes sense for her to have her metals there

She only looks good with a blank expression on her face

PR thing. UFC champions do it too

>looks good
lmao

What is going through Bryce's head in this moment?

Throwing out a first pitch is a ceremonial celebration, not unlike a victory parade.

>Literally no ass

Fair enough, wasn't aware it was a big thing.

"How many beers would it take for me to tap that?"

The correct answer is [spoiler]zero[/spoiler]

Most of the time she looks like she should be competing in the special olympics. That dead face, the hairline, everything.

It's probably strange to non-Americans

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the players going after FDR's """""pitch"""""

in all fairness, if you look at his other hand shaking to hold him up, he was already weakened at that point even in 1937

I wish I was Mike Trout.

My God, she is perfect.

Meh, she's got nothing on my Dafne.

Something like "Man, I can't wait to be a Yankee" Or "Mike Trout is totally overrated." Or "I really need Daniel Murphy to stop playing so well. It's making me look bad." or "Man, I really can't wait to be a Yankee."

the US gymnasts from london olympics did it too incase you either weren't here back then or forgot.

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She is the answer to Washington's pitching tbqh.

>Obligatory pasta

Athletic
Awkward posture
Walks like a guy
Not very feminine
Tom Boyish hair and never combs her hair
Does nothing about her receding hair line
Bad at dressing herself up
Doesn't fix herself up to look sexy even at events
Dresses more masculine than feminine
Terrible at applying make up
Unfeminine voice
Obviously doesn't care to use skin care products like all other women
No interest in getting a boyfriend


How is it possible you Katie fags haven't realized she doesn't like cock? All the other girls where checking out Phelps, meanwhile she was checking out Missy Franklin

>HEY

Almost. You forgot to name the pic rug muncher.jpg

>she's a MILF

>She's been sheltered to the point where she has no idea how to function outside a swimming pool

That's actually pretty sad 2bh

IMAGINE

>pleb first pitch
>not picking up the mascot

WHERE'S

seems like she's a better swimmer than she's a centre back

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pls no bully

You're right. But it's either Box Muncher or Rug Licker.

Not necessarily interchangeable.

CONFIRMED: she has IRL cuteness.

This was on my friend's facebook wall.

All those PED's and she can't throw a ball harder than that?

>Do American athletes usually go fucking everywhere with their medals?
The burgers should know but this seems to me to be a new thing. They used to bring them if they were going on some insipid morning show or talk show, but this new shit where they wear them to a baseball game or to a mall, never seen that.
Kind of seems a little desperate for acknowledgment, tBh.

she's p cute in that picture mate but that's one out of a hundred

>Nats PR people probably told her specifically to bring them to the mound for photo op
lol
So what?
She's not in the fucking military, she doesn't have to obey orders.

but the UFC is kind of trashy to start with.
I expect Olympians to have a bit more class.

>What is going through Bryce's head in this moment?
Air.

It's a nod of the head, a tip of the cap -- it's nothing like a victory parade at all. Wtf are yo talking about?
Most people aren't even in their seats when the first pitch is thrown out.

I know a family that pulled their kid from the National gymnastics team for the very reason.
2 years later it was a great decision.

that thing is awful.
why won't its owners cut its hair?

objectively one of the ugliest woman ive seen

"Kids when you grow up, if you're good, you can take a daily cocktail of chemicals that will enable you to 'win' medals for your country, too."

>fu not listed
mfw

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Lidia

>Having a slutfu

d-delete this

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> those thighs

>those shoulders

I claimed her in every thread there was so no one else would have her.

Now that the Olympics are over she is gonna go and get married and hopefully have kids.

good lord gabby douglas is so... negroid looking

i like the gookier looking one

WHEN THE EPO HIT U HARD

>she did the autistic medal layering thing here too
hmmmmmm

UHHHH! THICKER!

cute

mein neger

>those teeth

this hairline + face

tallfu

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