Official Cleveland Indians @ Texas Rangers Gamethread: Let's Try Not To Get BTFO Edition

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Lineups

Please don't die Danny subedition

Go Tribe

Injuns desu

Windians pls

Goals:
1) Break no-hitter [x]
2) Break shut-out [_]
3) Win [_]

Alright lads moment of truth for Salastar

I didn't get watch his last start but Danny is looking much better already.

Is our Danny back?

>[believing intensifies]

>Terry making enemies of the ump

Good going

>"Worry about what's going on between the lines, not what's going on in our dugout"

kek

Danny boy!

Y-yes?

>Rookie problems: When Naquin and Clevinger arrived at the ballpark today, a security guard stopped them and asked, "Are you vendors?"

He's playing 6 dimensional hexagonal chess

He looks safe

Yep, unfortunately

Shite

Fuck, and of course it comes back to bite us

>us

How long have you been on the team?

I'm Trevor Bauer

Do you think any Windians shitpost here?

Hi, I'm Yan Gomes

Why are you in Brazil, Yan?

I would think Bauer is the most likely, though he seems more like a Redditor

Hi Yanimal, pls come back fixed

really sick of this episode repeating

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This shit isn't helping this anemic offense.

And now it's tumbling down

Fuck Lucroy

Jesus christ

>Another day relying on Detroit losing

On the plus side Salazar is clearly doing better. Maybe he'll be at 90% next time and this defense will stop reverting to last year with all these errors

This is the last day before classes start, a win would be nice

Okay, now show some life at the plate

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Dat catch

You've got to be fucking kidding me

Where my /Dallas/ bros at?

RIP in pieces Godhand ;_;

This has to be updated

Just fuck my season up senpai

I'm giving meme magic to the Wigwams, may victory come to them

Who's this?

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Is he, dare I say it, back?

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Babe-ra-hammer!

Please someone get him home

FUCKING YES THANK YOU GOD

Thank You Based Kip

Nap pls

Don't jinx it asshole

Stop making great catches please

>Gomez was a bad signing

Nap heroics are in short supply lately. At least they're on the board

Nah, he's just looking much better in general. Still I hope he's done for the day now.

>a GIDP

W-what

Danny O

YE NOT GUILTY

wtf are you doing Diekman

>you (You)

I swear our relievers always seem to do this...

Fucking stop with the double plays

Jesus Christ what is wrong with this team STOP STOP STOP STOP

Good shit Diek, stop making us sweat so damn much

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Rajai is only hitting .252? That doesn't seem right.

Just our luck that it missed hitting Rajai

They overperformed early on.

The hardest deficit to come back from... 1-2 runs.

Nah, they're under-performing now.

Nap with only one strike out. Come on Indians, there's one out and a RISP

Do something you ginger fuck

JRam pls

Please Based Jose

Fuck off

le sigh

Bush for closer when

Baequin pls

Fuckfcukfcuk

Get your shit together Dyson fuck

Dyson. What a madman

Baberaham pls

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Baberaham pls

w e w

>baequin
>baberaham

What dumb nicknames.

God I feel like Rangers bullpen just likes to troll the other team, cause they do this constantly.

Time to sweep memeriners

Well not everything can be as clever as >rags

Sounds like something a 16 year old girl comes up with.

At least Detroit lost

Fucking tired of this bullshit IT WAS ONE OUT YOU ASSHOLES REEEEEEE

Which is why it's funny you uptight faggot

>he doesn't have great nicknames for his players

Too bad desu

Its not funny at all though.

Our fans have fun with it which is all that matters.

gg natives

remove the dildo from your gaping asshole

This desu

gg cowboys