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Official Cleveland Indians @ Texas Rangers Gamethread: Let's Try Not To Get BTFO Edition
Lineups
Please don't die Danny subedition
Go Tribe
Injuns desu
Windians pls
Goals:
1) Break no-hitter [x]
2) Break shut-out [_]
3) Win [_]
Alright lads moment of truth for Salastar
I didn't get watch his last start but Danny is looking much better already.
Is our Danny back?
>[believing intensifies]
>Terry making enemies of the ump
Good going
>"Worry about what's going on between the lines, not what's going on in our dugout"
kek
Danny boy!
Y-yes?
>Rookie problems: When Naquin and Clevinger arrived at the ballpark today, a security guard stopped them and asked, "Are you vendors?"
He's playing 6 dimensional hexagonal chess
He looks safe
Yep, unfortunately
Shite
Fuck, and of course it comes back to bite us
>us
How long have you been on the team?
I'm Trevor Bauer
Do you think any Windians shitpost here?
Hi, I'm Yan Gomes
Why are you in Brazil, Yan?
I would think Bauer is the most likely, though he seems more like a Redditor
Hi Yanimal, pls come back fixed
really sick of this episode repeating
twitter.com
This shit isn't helping this anemic offense.
And now it's tumbling down
Fuck Lucroy
Jesus christ
>Another day relying on Detroit losing
On the plus side Salazar is clearly doing better. Maybe he'll be at 90% next time and this defense will stop reverting to last year with all these errors
This is the last day before classes start, a win would be nice
Okay, now show some life at the plate
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Dat catch
You've got to be fucking kidding me
Where my /Dallas/ bros at?
RIP in pieces Godhand ;_;
This has to be updated
Just fuck my season up senpai
I'm giving meme magic to the Wigwams, may victory come to them
Who's this?
...
Is he, dare I say it, back?
Babe-ra-hammer!
Please someone get him home
FUCKING YES THANK YOU GOD
Thank You Based Kip
Nap pls
Don't jinx it asshole
Stop making great catches please
>Gomez was a bad signing
Nap heroics are in short supply lately. At least they're on the board
Nah, he's just looking much better in general. Still I hope he's done for the day now.
>a GIDP
W-what
Danny O
YE NOT GUILTY
wtf are you doing Diekman
>you (You)
I swear our relievers always seem to do this...
Fucking stop with the double plays
Jesus Christ what is wrong with this team STOP STOP STOP STOP
Good shit Diek, stop making us sweat so damn much
Rajai is only hitting .252? That doesn't seem right.
Just our luck that it missed hitting Rajai
They overperformed early on.
The hardest deficit to come back from... 1-2 runs.
Nah, they're under-performing now.
Nap with only one strike out. Come on Indians, there's one out and a RISP
Do something you ginger fuck
JRam pls
Please Based Jose
Fuck off
le sigh
Bush for closer when
Baequin pls
Fuckfcukfcuk
Get your shit together Dyson fuck
Dyson. What a madman
Baberaham pls
...
Baberaham pls
w e w
>baequin
>baberaham
What dumb nicknames.
God I feel like Rangers bullpen just likes to troll the other team, cause they do this constantly.
Time to sweep memeriners
Well not everything can be as clever as >rags
Sounds like something a 16 year old girl comes up with.
At least Detroit lost
Fucking tired of this bullshit IT WAS ONE OUT YOU ASSHOLES REEEEEEE
Which is why it's funny you uptight faggot
>he doesn't have great nicknames for his players
Too bad desu
Its not funny at all though.
Our fans have fun with it which is all that matters.
gg natives
remove the dildo from your gaping asshole
This desu
gg cowboys