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White Bread is for Children Edition

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just ripped an absolute humdinger of a fart

smells like roast dinner

>savory

FOY

...

marmite and lime marmelade

going to join the sea shepherds

Do you need skills or is it like the military

>lime marmalade
I've had this
quite nice

beautiful day

muh whales

no idea. im not really serious.

although i do think the japs are pretty fucked up for killing whales like they do.

grim

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want to go crayfish trapping

My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough, wank and blow and some kissing but all rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .

reminder that poor working/lower class people need to fuck off

*looks for manny on the map*

just got called by an unknown number

american man asking me "how I was using his wifi", said he looked up my IP address and found my phone number, said I've been using his wifi, asked if i was a hacker

thoroughly confused rn

no they don't

fuck off you tory-esque twat

specially the right win ones

some pardner far right group is called identity evropa
creasing

>american professors

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he's on to you lad

tHE WORKING class literally built the world

this

yes they do. stop calling me a tory twat because i'm not lol.

i just hate those poor working class people with chips on their shoulder thinking that the world owes them something

if japs are virtually 100% atheist, why do they have such a fascination with ghosts?

first of all

Ahh another Sunday gone without setting foot outside.

Unironically moving to London RIGHT NOW (on a train). Not looking forward to this chapter of my life at all desu

no

yep i agree.

right wing working class people are so dumb to actually be right wing while working class.

it's a testament to the power of propaganda and the foolishness of the average working class pleb

>the workers worked the work
no shit

nah fuck off tory cunt

They're not 100% atheist.

hmm she's not replied for a while lads
hmmmmmm

I wish weeks were just Saturday Sunday Friday

she is teaching performance art at moma

second of all

...

yes they are you delusional christcuck

KILL THE POOR

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new job?

if i became PM id give the right wing working class the so called jobs that they want

in a labour camp

to their death

just because you don't believe in god doesn't mean you can't believe in an afterlife or ghosts n shit

embrace it lad, London is great even though have to put up with living in a hovel

don't feel like i'm the main character in the television show that is my life

feel like i'm either a semi-interesting recurring character or an extra in a 4 second shot that Sup Forums would make a meme about

wow somebody got out of bed on the wrong side this mornign

>5 days on, 2 days off

why is this allowed

How could someone do that and not be embarrassed?

kekmao

you say that as though it's an insult

>be a christcuck
>browse a website that frequently posts porn and wank regularly

don't put the spoons away just yet

>not being neet master race

i'm now officially contributing towards a pension

feels proper old lads

London is great lad, whereabouts you moving to?

me and the gf on the train to Lake Tahoe

how come danemark and sweden are top tier in europe in terms of living standards but rorkes make fun of them because of sexual assaults numbers?

>I own a car
>I earn over £23500 a year
>I have a gf
>I have friends I go out with on the weekends
>I drink alcohol

>pensions

stop doing this

>literal seconds of googling later

Who's calling me from an unknown numbah

Mi nah answer no unknown numbah

Nah pick it up if its a private callah

I know the term refers strictly to a deity, but in common parlance it includes the broader notion of the afterlife

>I'm ready for out date user! Where are we going?

they are actually decreasing in living standards and gdp per capita ever since they have taken in 6 trillion syrian niggers

don't have a choice my employers enrolled me on their scheme without asking me

we're going straight up your shitpipe my darling

Bit of a spoilt, hateful, entitled cunt isn't he?

Yeah :'( Had got used to living back in my comfy hometown too

It's a terrible city for terrible people, I'm fully anticipating being stabbed within a week

Lambeth North is my nearest tube stop

>tfw no traps

There has to be something better than shrugs.

int he the guy that sells undies?

yes, so virtually 100% like he said. 2.3% is not at all a significant amount

nandos

>take in poor people
>stats go loose
wahey you wanker

denmark didn't take in nearly as many refugees as sweden or even finland

they took in slightly more than us iirc
and we took in fuck all

he's ambitious

now fuck off you lower class cunt

> this one Daily Mail reading knobhead who's obsessed with Beckham

I'm fairly certain that's illegal

Why is Ray Mears so comfy?

power cleans

deadlifts

face pulls

upright rows

Daily reminder that only untermensch shop at Iceland

David Beckham is the king of lower class deanos you little povvo scummer
*crushes you under my boot*

>There has to be something better than shrugs.
Best things for traps are power cleans, heavy deads and farmer's walks. I never do shrugs and my traps are disproportionately big

why

straight to your feet

*immediately drops on all fours*

amazing that such a successful person is still so insecure he needs to lash out at random singers

his agent told him to come out against scottish independence as a way of sucking up to the establishment some more, pathetic wanker

>he's ambitious
Lel. I bet you're a paki.

Decent location (in terms of links....not the place itself).

Short walk to the best club in London lad, get down to Corsica Studios asap hehe

they are still number two after sweden in terms of sexual assaults statistics
having a think

how long does it take David Beckham to complete a jigsaw puzzle created for 2 year olds??

about the same length of time it would take any other adult I'd imagine

pizza or chili for dinner lads

i had chili yesterday

Morrisons is the thinking man's supermarket

>waitrose and M&S
>ocado
literally the same thing

Loads of mash for dinner or a giant pizza

shintoism and buddhism are religions though?

muh sexual assault is a meme

it happens less in scandinavia than elsewhere but they count incidents differently

loool stay mad poorfag

boiled or mashed runts for dinner

It's only really those vacuous Essex and London types that worship him.

Tesco in the radical centre