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Ohh shiteee

First for Bork Osweiler is elite

>The City of Palmer

RIP Texans offensive line

good shit vince

Is it still the NFC championship game?

>preseason

It is Sunday August 28, 1:29pm and Carson Palmer just threw another interception

>Palmer

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ltjIswXRAXs

Not really Palmer's fault there.

>laughing at interceptions

God I missed this.

the texans are unironically paying 70 million for osweiller

>Hurr durr Palmer int

It's preseason you fucking morons and it was tipped anyway

Absolute steal

>It's a Texans can't take advantage of turnovers episode

Why the fuck would Osweiler audible for a 5 yard route on an 8 yard first down??

that was quick

preseason is such a fucking tease start the season already ffs

>bork lobster

I can't wait for Mack to eat him alive in front of 120,000 fans

What the fuck was that?

I've never seen it before

delete this post

It's a dubs lie episode

Nevermind. Lamar for the TD. Hell yeah.

>

Guys what's his name again?

I am ye of little faith. My apologies.

Horse fags salty that they let Brock go.

Braxton is gonna prove he was a steal in the third round.

Biff Lesner

I unironically believe he and Jaelen Strong are going to be a very good combination

Daniel Radcliffe

>Somehow converted on 4th down despite my expectations man

Steve from Stranger Things.

Overpaid

>This montage

FOX please...

Scott Michael 2k16.

DETWEILER

i hope someone makes a webm of that fox montage

That Cam Newton

>REEEEEEEEEEE

should i play madden or watch this game? i'm kind of burned out on preseason and how meaningless it is

Do the Texans have the talent to win the super bowl this season?

What a stupid decision that was.

>have dynasty tier defense
>let the qb that was growing in your system and got you to the playoffs walk over 2mil

Jesus Christ Fox did you need some work for an intern or something?

I did not need that montage in my life.

So who's ready for those Seth Rogen Amy Shumer DUDE SEXISM LMAO commercials all season?

...

'no'

He has already supplanted Cecil Shorts, a fairly decent and veteran receiver when healthy.

He also has looked great on WR screens, which is a play the Texans have always been terrible at.

The Broncos were going to pay him 64 million, compared to the Texans' 72 million offer. 30 mil vs 37 mil guaranteed.

Considering the Texans had a lot more cap room and way less free agents to sign, how exactly is he overpaid?

I think we're at the point were it's pissing most people off.

>tfw Overton Window is changing

They'll be better than all the terrible political commercials.

Clowney is elite

from my understanding osweiler was leaving regardless of offer

nice cut

Why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to politicize beer commercials?
Bud light is trash anyway

he most certainly is not my good sir

*nods respectfully*

Nope, Denver tried to nickel and dime him apparently. Their first offer was 39 million

>Teams already planning against Clowney
It's gonna be fun when Watt come back.

That is just your opinion, but I kindly respect it.

who /day-drinking/ here?

Braxton WR pass trick play when?

That sack on Brock and this offensive line

Is hopkins elite?

Hopkins you beast.

Who drafted him here?

Definitely not in the preseason.

holy shit Nuk just BTFO that guy's ankles

Hopkins just juked that dude so hard he died.

Bout time Hopkins showed up.

me, I obviously regretted not drafting him last year, wasn't going to do it again this year

Hopkins and Watt are the only elite players on the Texans

>literally breaking someone's ankles

For fucks Nuk, this is preseason

What about oldass settin up picks 400lb Wilfork?

god i can't fucking wait for undisputed

im skip bayless's number one fan

im going to watch every fucking day i need his hot takes

makes me think as a sports fan

oh he mad

hopkins just ended his career

Hopkins bein' a sportsman.

>career ending juke

Miller is going to be great for us. Fuller 2fast

BORK DETWEILER STATUS:

[ ]NOT ELITE
[X]ELITE

wow the texans might actually win the south

Osweiler is playing really well.

Dat Phil Rivers release

I had the 4th pick in the draft and couldn't take him over Gurly.

offensive pass interference really fucked up that drive, but it is exciting to see how well the Texans are getting down the field.

auction league here. kept him for $33.

>There may actually be more Manning commercials now that he isn't playing.

raiders v texans in mexico city this season, who else pumped?

why am i hearing pokemon music in the background

>comfy with a can of heineken

Damn who dat qt in papa johns

I HEARD THAT SHIT TOO wtf

>pokemon red/blue battle sound playing in the stadium

damn that was cringey houston

Day recovering, more like.

Decent drive, despite the sack. I'm seeing some better play than previous Texans offenses. They're doing better in long yardage situations than in the past.

I'm still worried about pass protection and run blocking (more so run blocking) since three starters on the O-line are out to start the season.

On top of that it's looking like the Broncos are thinking of cutting Sanchez anyway.

>inb4 "Elway's a genius, he let Brock walk!"

Wait, I didn't hear that. What the heck?

>Peyton will never make a special cupcake just for you and toss it to you as it awkwardly wobbles through the air and sails 7 feet over your head and smashes against the wall

Maybe he can hand it off to you?

>Peyton will never throw you a cupcake over the middle and watch you get obliterated by two DBs
ftfy

Wow gettin clowned on