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>English media actually, unironically translated "geil" into "horny"

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unbelievable that the english are taking their """""""""""""""news""""""""""""""papers seriously

what is the direct translation?

geil = awesome (and horny, but in this day and age it's mostly used as awesome)

>Not calling Arsenal horny

That is the direct, literal translation

But in German it has a more candid context.
We describe things as "horny" that we like.

It's basically like when Americans say something is "lit"

wow i can't believe the British press didn't realise that horny in Germany doesn't actually mean horny

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>Germans
>Arsenal

You could expect that a multi-million media outlet (which I assume The Sun is) has competent, professional translators working for them.

No native German speaker would've translated "geil" into "horny"
It's misleading as fuck and makes Mustafi look like a fucking weirdo....

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>British "journalism"

The Sun is literally the scummiest newspaper in Britain. I'm surprised their 'journalists' can even spell.

can't have a translator for every irrelevant language you come across. what next, translators for nepalese?

Stay poor, chav

the rarer something is the more it's worth innit

Kek wtf is that graph supposed to mean

>Source: The Economist

Better off relying on used bog roll tbhm80

That your colonizer's language is worth shit when it comes to language bonuses in private sector jobs.

Should've let us colonize you 2bh
You'd be better off in many ways.

I'd be pretty horny too, surrounded by all those ebig strong black soccer players

>some german-albanian kebab signs for a club on a remote atlantic island and still manages to be whiter than the entire fandom and city of said club

Certainly inquires you to contemplate.

It doesn't take a fucking genius to realize that "geil" is usually slang in German. I can barely say a single sentence in German and even I know that; it's like, one of the top 5 words Germans always, always use. Like "kurwa" for Polish people.

>We describe things as "horny" that we like.
why?

>Find the club horny

D-does Wonga host orgies?

Because we just do. Gotta ask the dudes from 30 or 40 years ago why they started changing the meaning of the word.

you guys are doing a terrible job with your european colonies though

'geil' has two meanings

If I say "Ich bin geil" (I'm horny), I mean it in the sexual way.
But if I say "Das ist geil" (that is geil), I'm describing something as awesome or good and it has nothing to do with desire for sex.

So I or you or your mum can be geil as in horny
and things (like clubs in this case) can be geil as in awesome.

The more you know.

Why not?

They probably made the mistake because 'geil' in Dutch does mean horny.

In Dutch geil has one meaning, and one meaning only: Horny.

It's fucking weird to hear Germans say geil in another way

neuken in de keuken is geil :DDD benis ^^

"ich bin geil" can also mean "i'm awesome" tho

although only douchebags talk like this

If Giroud was a part of my team, I'd host orgies everyday.

>he doesn't consider himself a geiler Typ

No wonder you can't get a geile Olle.

wow germany I thought you guys were stereotypically reserved and awkward, now I find your colloquial way of expressing fun admiration stems from the idea of sexual excitement

man you guys are weird

we also express our fun admiration via raping said mire-worthy objects

well that's implied but I didn't even want to be memey, it's straight weird as fuck

>still mad they used numbers to prove brexit will finally kill your imbred shithole island nation

>klopp needs defenders
>hes gonna bring over all the world class 'germans' la
doesn't.

germans are weird

It's not like the English doesn't have words like "geil" as well (gay is one example)

>implying he wasn't talking about all the ripe tight little boipussi in the squad

Fucking turning himself into a Meme player