MATCH OF THE DAY 2 THREAD

Starting in 20 minutes on BBC One.

>Mark Chapman introduces highlights from Sunday's two Premier League fixtures, along with all the goals from the rest of the weekend's games.

>Manchester City take on West Ham at the Etihad Stadium. Slaven Bilic's Hammers were 2-1 winners in last year's corresponding fixture, as Victor Moses and Diafra Sakho both scored for the visitors with Kevin de Bruyne supplying City's consolation.

>West Brom play Middlesbrough at the Hawthorns in the first top-flight meeting between the sides since January 2009. West Brom ran out 3-0 winners that day with their long-serving midfielder Chris Brunt amongst the goalscorers, against the club where his career began.

you're all gay

Even me?

especially you

Oh my, how did you know?

I saw your porn collection

Ja, I don't own a porn collection.

you post anime

look, I know it's tough accepting this, but you just have to stop lying to yourself

your computer...so filthy

Nope, literally no porn on my PC.

...

stop lying fuck off gay

>It's a Mark episode

C O M F Y

literally cannot wait for the boro vs west brom highlights

>mourinho preparing the tissues for his wanking session over INTENSE DEFENDING

>murphy/keown
just vomited lads

>only giving Fischer 30 seconds
Karanka out imo

Can't wait for Pulis ball

hey at least chappers is back instead of having the fucking borebot manish

>frozen out Yaya
He's literally played as much as some of the defenders

Feeling really positive about the Hammers today

Hold me lads

WHY IS CLICHY SO LOW DOWN IN HIS PICTURE?

>you now remember when enner valencia was considered the bargain of the 2014/15 season
He fell off entirely once Big Sam left.

Why has Sterling got a lesbian black woman's hairdo?

poor slaven

he doesnt deserve this

keown could be ok if he didn't take himself so fucking seriously

murphy is just a miserable cunt

>pep fixed Sterling
>he now has to play under big sam
oops
The stupider his hair the better he plays

beacuse he's a fucking idiot

no mate he's frozen him out, please keep up with the narrative

Sam is honestly the better manager, he would have won the CL with Bayern or any other 'big' team where he was given money to spend

Why are they at the Etihad still

Because he already has all the mannerisms and running style of one

>kompany's face
JUST

yeah ok kid

lads, is pep managing man city now? the commentary hasn't made it very clear

his kid looks like an alien

>that baby

They talk about these players with a low centre of gravity, unfortunately I don't think he's going to be one.

How many times did this lad get warned?

>that guardiola butthurt

>that shit keeping

what the fuck

joking apart, is this dirty bald cunt between the sticks for Citeh

>the answer

?

IMO if you're shirt pulling getting elbowed is fair play

I've tried to tell my missus that

all that west ham defender had to do was stand on the line

dunno why pep prefers him, his one and only use was cucking liverpool

I'm not the only one who finds this Manchester City team completely boring, right?

even if you're pulling the rolled up shirt tight round her neck while you fuck her sister

They scored 3, can't defend, and went from the keeper to the other goal with passes

What do you want?

They're boring yeah but that's the genius of Pep.

To play such a boring style in the most exciting league in the world is something no one could see coming. His ability as a manager shining through.

right

full of boring cunts

Pep sounds qt desu

STAND BACK! KEOWN INSIGHT INCOMING!

(ps Danny Murphy is a miserable cunt)

>pep is a thinker

murphy is a great pundit, isn't he

It's more the inevitability of victory than anything else.

>playing 3 at the back against a team who plays 1 striker
and Aguero spends half his time in midfield

Fucking hell Billic

had Pep down as a modern day Dave (Harry) Basset until then tbqh

>murphy is a thinker

where will pep fuck off to once he inevitably gets bored with city?

>James Collins is still a starting defender for a top flight PL club
How?

Unless it's injuries, in which case it's understandable.

He's still shit though.

>literally struggling to list man city players

he gets paid for this, smdh

juve

Juve maybe

He might not leave City for a while, they're the first team who'll let him sign who he wants

Barca and Bayern signed people like Ibra and Goatse who he didn't want

guangzhou evergrande

>he's a good footballer

Keown is a top class pundit

>he has hada
>he has hada
>he has hada
>he has hada

Has Murphy been drinking?

GET READY LADS

PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR PULISBALL

>"I think it depends on the referee"

By this I assume he means it depends on who the match involves. There's no way violent conduct like that on Aguelet or any refball team would be overlooked.

in martin keown's mind, martin keown is a highly intelligent football academic

Why are they playing the Chelski tune

was murphy's argument against him being punished pretty much 'he's a bit frustrated and that's why he's lashed out'?

Is there a more JUST player than Berahino

>american goalkeeping
>venezuelan shooting

I forget he even exists. What's he done now?

pulis derives great sexual pleasure from ruining his career

Where has this "Pulis using kids" thing come from?

Is it in his contract or something?

He's the new odemwingie

Have you seen that tracksuit he wears? clearly stands outside the school gates watching for young talent if you know what I mean

they've not got many players, it physically pains him to name them in the squad

>tony pulis gets arrested for noncing
>manages adam johnson and others in the hmp frankland prison team
Can you imagine how negative a Pulis prison team would be?

Wasn't even aware they only had 20 senior players.

when will the karanka meltdown take place? my money's on some point in december

>a pulis team has a load of clean sheets
Why is Danny Murphy in employment?

>west brom signing camacho

fucks sake

hell of a player if he can stay fit

His BBC badge picture makes him look like Pep

Have to feel for Chadli: going from Pochettino to Pulis.

That's a culture change.

lel

because he used to play football, and therefore knows far more about it than any of us

Mon the boro

Who wants to start a YouTube channel called Game of the Day with me where we meme while we out-pundit this pile of shit?

>them fans must be absolutely delighted

Murphy's been spending too much time with Jenas

>3 games in
>2 weeks International break
>transfer window isn't closed

Who runs this game?

Is Joel Campbell good or is Arsenal just garbage?

He's fucking crap.

During the January transfer window for sure.

Hr seems to be doing fine from the looks of it in
>portugal

Wenger is senile and actually bowed to retards on twitter to buy players.
The 2 players they bought are average and will probably spend the season crocked.

That would be hilarious.

>wenger FINALLY spends big on more than one player in a transfer window
>they both die

Did you watch porto vs sporting?

It will happen, most of Arsenals injuries occur in training.
You now remember Wellbeck.

No. 1 team leagues are not my thing.

>yfw Arsenal's big summer signing is a deadline day panic buy for Moussa Sissoko for £35m

>sissoko finally getting his big money move
not happening