>Mark Chapman introduces highlights from Sunday's two Premier League fixtures, along with all the goals from the rest of the weekend's games.
>Manchester City take on West Ham at the Etihad Stadium. Slaven Bilic's Hammers were 2-1 winners in last year's corresponding fixture, as Victor Moses and Diafra Sakho both scored for the visitors with Kevin de Bruyne supplying City's consolation.
>West Brom play Middlesbrough at the Hawthorns in the first top-flight meeting between the sides since January 2009. West Brom ran out 3-0 winners that day with their long-serving midfielder Chris Brunt amongst the goalscorers, against the club where his career began.
Anthony Cox
you're all gay
Hunter Ramirez
Even me?
Lincoln Price
especially you
Caleb Butler
Oh my, how did you know?
Landon Ward
I saw your porn collection
Jordan Sullivan
Ja, I don't own a porn collection.
Nicholas Hill
you post anime
Luke Clark
look, I know it's tough accepting this, but you just have to stop lying to yourself
your computer...so filthy
Joshua Martin
Nope, literally no porn on my PC.
Oliver Carter
...
Tyler Campbell
stop lying fuck off gay
Jonathan Smith
>It's a Mark episode
C O M F Y
Luis Robinson
literally cannot wait for the boro vs west brom highlights
Henry Powell
>mourinho preparing the tissues for his wanking session over INTENSE DEFENDING
Levi Cox
>murphy/keown just vomited lads
Anthony Smith
>only giving Fischer 30 seconds Karanka out imo
Kevin Johnson
Can't wait for Pulis ball
Angel Gonzalez
hey at least chappers is back instead of having the fucking borebot manish
Cameron Perry
>frozen out Yaya He's literally played as much as some of the defenders
Connor Smith
Feeling really positive about the Hammers today
Hold me lads
Nicholas Thompson
WHY IS CLICHY SO LOW DOWN IN HIS PICTURE?
Blake Morales
>you now remember when enner valencia was considered the bargain of the 2014/15 season He fell off entirely once Big Sam left.
Alexander Reyes
Why has Sterling got a lesbian black woman's hairdo?
Luke Walker
poor slaven
he doesnt deserve this
Alexander Stewart
keown could be ok if he didn't take himself so fucking seriously
murphy is just a miserable cunt
Jordan Watson
>pep fixed Sterling >he now has to play under big sam oops The stupider his hair the better he plays
Evan Clark
beacuse he's a fucking idiot
Angel Wright
no mate he's frozen him out, please keep up with the narrative
Parker Morgan
Sam is honestly the better manager, he would have won the CL with Bayern or any other 'big' team where he was given money to spend
Nathaniel Hill
Why are they at the Etihad still
Zachary Diaz
Because he already has all the mannerisms and running style of one
Anthony Rivera
>kompany's face JUST
Ayden Brown
yeah ok kid
Michael Brooks
lads, is pep managing man city now? the commentary hasn't made it very clear
his kid looks like an alien
Angel Anderson
>that baby
Cooper Rogers
They talk about these players with a low centre of gravity, unfortunately I don't think he's going to be one.
Matthew James
How many times did this lad get warned?
Alexander Morgan
>that guardiola butthurt
Levi Mitchell
>that shit keeping
Jeremiah Collins
what the fuck
Christian Nelson
joking apart, is this dirty bald cunt between the sticks for Citeh
>the answer
?
Camden Anderson
IMO if you're shirt pulling getting elbowed is fair play
Thomas Baker
I've tried to tell my missus that
Blake Brooks
all that west ham defender had to do was stand on the line
Noah Nelson
dunno why pep prefers him, his one and only use was cucking liverpool
Charles Rivera
I'm not the only one who finds this Manchester City team completely boring, right?
Daniel Miller
even if you're pulling the rolled up shirt tight round her neck while you fuck her sister
Nolan Diaz
They scored 3, can't defend, and went from the keeper to the other goal with passes
What do you want?
Eli Lee
They're boring yeah but that's the genius of Pep.
To play such a boring style in the most exciting league in the world is something no one could see coming. His ability as a manager shining through.
Eli Butler
right
full of boring cunts
Caleb Collins
Pep sounds qt desu
Matthew Parker
STAND BACK! KEOWN INSIGHT INCOMING!
(ps Danny Murphy is a miserable cunt)
Parker Jackson
>pep is a thinker
murphy is a great pundit, isn't he
Alexander Turner
It's more the inevitability of victory than anything else.
Noah Bennett
>playing 3 at the back against a team who plays 1 striker and Aguero spends half his time in midfield
Fucking hell Billic
Aiden Butler
had Pep down as a modern day Dave (Harry) Basset until then tbqh
>murphy is a thinker
Jackson Barnes
where will pep fuck off to once he inevitably gets bored with city?
Christian Mitchell
>James Collins is still a starting defender for a top flight PL club How?
Unless it's injuries, in which case it's understandable.
He's still shit though.
Owen Stewart
>literally struggling to list man city players
he gets paid for this, smdh
Isaac Robinson
juve
Joshua Phillips
Juve maybe
He might not leave City for a while, they're the first team who'll let him sign who he wants
Barca and Bayern signed people like Ibra and Goatse who he didn't want
Brandon Cox
guangzhou evergrande
Nicholas Reed
>he's a good footballer
Keown is a top class pundit
Nolan Green
>he has hada >he has hada >he has hada >he has hada
Has Murphy been drinking?
Blake Gutierrez
GET READY LADS
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR PULISBALL
William Hughes
>"I think it depends on the referee"
By this I assume he means it depends on who the match involves. There's no way violent conduct like that on Aguelet or any refball team would be overlooked.
Brody Baker
in martin keown's mind, martin keown is a highly intelligent football academic
Austin Carter
Why are they playing the Chelski tune
Noah Turner
was murphy's argument against him being punished pretty much 'he's a bit frustrated and that's why he's lashed out'?
Joshua Perry
Is there a more JUST player than Berahino
Andrew Scott
>american goalkeeping >venezuelan shooting
Ethan King
I forget he even exists. What's he done now?
Benjamin Ross
pulis derives great sexual pleasure from ruining his career
Hunter Gutierrez
Where has this "Pulis using kids" thing come from?
Is it in his contract or something?
Adrian Taylor
He's the new odemwingie
Michael Rogers
Have you seen that tracksuit he wears? clearly stands outside the school gates watching for young talent if you know what I mean
Brandon Mitchell
they've not got many players, it physically pains him to name them in the squad
Noah Anderson
>tony pulis gets arrested for noncing >manages adam johnson and others in the hmp frankland prison team Can you imagine how negative a Pulis prison team would be?
Wasn't even aware they only had 20 senior players.
Jackson Bell
when will the karanka meltdown take place? my money's on some point in december
Noah Hughes
>a pulis team has a load of clean sheets Why is Danny Murphy in employment?
Nathaniel Jones
>west brom signing camacho
fucks sake
hell of a player if he can stay fit
Hudson Adams
His BBC badge picture makes him look like Pep
Liam Perez
Have to feel for Chadli: going from Pochettino to Pulis.
That's a culture change.
lel
Joseph Collins
because he used to play football, and therefore knows far more about it than any of us
Zachary Cooper
Mon the boro
Aiden Peterson
Who wants to start a YouTube channel called Game of the Day with me where we meme while we out-pundit this pile of shit?
Aiden Green
>them fans must be absolutely delighted
Murphy's been spending too much time with Jenas
Ryder Allen
>3 games in >2 weeks International break >transfer window isn't closed
Who runs this game?
James Carter
Is Joel Campbell good or is Arsenal just garbage?
Benjamin Turner
He's fucking crap.
Caleb Gomez
During the January transfer window for sure.
Zachary Gray
Hr seems to be doing fine from the looks of it in >portugal
Landon Reed
Wenger is senile and actually bowed to retards on twitter to buy players. The 2 players they bought are average and will probably spend the season crocked.
Mason Price
That would be hilarious.
>wenger FINALLY spends big on more than one player in a transfer window >they both die
Lincoln Johnson
Did you watch porto vs sporting?
Anthony Russell
It will happen, most of Arsenals injuries occur in training. You now remember Wellbeck.
No. 1 team leagues are not my thing.
Lincoln James
>yfw Arsenal's big summer signing is a deadline day panic buy for Moussa Sissoko for £35m
Xavier Brooks
>sissoko finally getting his big money move not happening