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come on

everybody fucking knows Gayguts

besides I got trips

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CYKAKA NAHUUIII

6 For Sale from $47.45

damn I'll have to keep an eye out for this one

>tfw no glam bf to pound my boipussy high on hairspray fumes

faggot

Essential illegal $lamz?

Be careful what you wish for.

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Analepsy and Devourment my dude

>best album cover

glam is too heterosexual for your faggot lust

My boipuccu is feminine though

Essential illegal fully $ick atmoshit?

feminine=/=female

you'll never make it in glam. Better ask the guys from Lord Mantis to pound you, they're into trannies.

What is the Deafheaven of slam

Pay$age d'hiver

No One Gets Out Alive

I'm showing this is 2014

Because it's from 2014

Album cover of the century none the less

Who are the N.W.A. of metal?

Vektor

Suicidal Tendencies
Epicardiectomy
Limp Bizkit

Who is the Grimes of metal

Based wigger gods

Devy

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Worst meme of 2016

>clogged up Eustachian tube
>ear infection
>fluid in the middle ear
>sinuses are fucked
>can't hear shit
metal for this feel?

Post anti-riffs
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Unironically $lam

wasn't Famile also fucking shemales

*famine

Just discovered this band. Highly recommend

RE

>Just discovered this band

SPEK

WAK

Wait for cranial engorgements album that comes out in 4 days. Metal injection called a track from the album "The best bsdm song since 'Your Treachery will die with you' by dying fetus.

>Helloween with Kai AND Kiske touring 2017

wew lads, gonna be great

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You'll be tired of it by the time you're 18.

So the latest (can't really call it new anymore) Black Sabbath ep The End is finally "officially out" after an entire year since its release for concert only sales. I've only found it on YouTube though but I've only actually checked spotify and importcds. Also I'm late on finding out by almost a month.

Did Metalcore basically kill Melodic Death Metal from ripping it off so much? Is there any hope for Melodeath anymore?

Visual kei is the future

>Is there any hope for Melodeath anymore

Kronos is still making good stuff

>melodic death metal

How do you make growls and screeching melodic?

Through the guitar work you faggot

Sorry, I'm just used to the idea of the vocals being an active participant in the song.

I'm not sure anymore, Mors Principium Est, who were my favorite melodeath band released a new album and it was completely forgettable

The aliems thw aliems
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OP here, just finished Substratum again and I hope at least one person finds this even half as comfy as I do.

Why haven't any metal bands created anything half as good as ITAOTS?

I also wanted to add, I mean the old school classic style of melodeath like Clayman etc.

Anyone seen/seeing Gatecreeper on this tour? I missed them by 30 minutes. I think their next album has a good chance of being even better though. They nailed the style dead on but the compositions aren't exactly peak level.

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I think the most recent album is pretty shit desu.

>album borders on disco

A metal album? You're shitting me.

Ziltoid the Omniscient has his own beer now

Fleshgod Apocalypse has their own pasta

More importantly, why isn't the heaviest album in existence even metal?

Lemme guess

Blood Stain Child ?

>the most kvlt album in existence isn't even metal
lol

fastest album is though

everything mentioned so far (for the most part) is cookie cutter nonsense music. Where's the tears?

i like how you can always tell if a band writes unriffs just by the cover

Where do we go now guys. How do you surpass djent and slam, who will save us, is it nu-glam?

New Lkathea, Wintersun, Tool and SOAD will Save us

Neo-glam Revival will save metal

Queer metal bas already been done by dragonforce

The new Acranius is some great-tier slamcore

Rise of the Northstar

Literally any terrible atmoshit

Shit's going to carry on getting more downtuned, it's the only way forward

Hey guys we're the only genre with it's own font.

And multiple fonts at that.

POST THE FASTEST

The current phase of metal is p4k hipster metal, blackgaze, post metal, bands like defheavan and liturgy.
Or retro call backs to the 70's like ghost.

Metal will fuse with edm in the future to create a horrible monstrosity.

Glam metal can only be revived ironically or Comediacly, i could see a new wave of glam metal that is more wink wink nudge, inspired by the darkness and steel panther.


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Glam is never coming back you sissy faggots, it's dead forever.

>The current phase of metal is p4k hipster metal, blackgaze, post metal, bands like defheavan and liturgy

do you only know of bands praised by trendy dilettante journalists or something?

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glam is dead and needs to stay dead

i dont need more people questioning my sexuality

I FORGOT HOW TO FORGET

that album cover looks very unriff, are they dissoshit?

dissoshit makes me hurt

unriffs aren't real

Say again?
youtu.be/H9uXm0-tZ1g

>he hasn't heard synarchy of molten bones

Substratum's logo looks like it reads "Shitstorm"

Dissonance isn't real

>disco is trance

How drunk are you? I'm mixing rum with sleeping pills and I don't see that.

The funny thing about glam was they dressed liked faggots but banged a bunch of women, then after glam died grunge dressed like men and acted like faggots.

Makes you think


Im just thinking of what modern metal is, what is refreshing and not completely derivative

Damn...

What does metal think of Ghost?

Trash

it's dissoshit but with pretty good riffs.

unriffs ARE real, he's trying to imply that they aren't by making it sound dumb, and you're falling for it you poor fuck.

How can unriffs be real if guitars aren't real

The correct term is anti-riffs idiots

Why?

>Ambush
>Cauldron
>Enforcer
>Skull Fist
>Steelwing
>Striker
>White Wizzard

So /metal/, how did the trad revival fare?

Rec me some metal with emotional vocals please.