Captain! Sensors are detecting a Star Trek Shitposting thread in the vicinity! We should beam over and kill it!

Captain! Sensors are detecting a Star Trek Shitposting thread in the vicinity! We should beam over and kill it!

I AM WEASEL!

Commander, tell me about your sexual organs?

in b4 Garak

GO AWAY!

No quotations.
Question mark, for some reason.
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IMPOSTOR

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OY CAKEHOLE, REHABILITATIN' MOLLY IS JES' TOO MUCH WORK. WE HAVE ANOTHER KID ANYWAY WOT'S IT MATTA?

I"ll tell you if you first tell me how many lights you see?

How many duplicates were passed off as legitimate everyday members of their respective universe? 5? 6? ∞?!

>Tuesday, January 14th, 2014
Was this the day Soren made her famous entry into the annals of /trek/famy?

>set buttocks to stun

>Ian McKellan liked your picture

>be me
>me at Sup Forums
>OP on the ocean
>Sup Forums on the ocean
>me and OP at Sup Forums
>the beast of Sup Forums
>OP his arms wide
>his sails unfolded
>OP when the walls fell.

Best Dax

Patricians beware!
This sick Trill just invaded your thorax
And he's banging more space hoes by the hour
Find out how he does it
CLICK HERE

Cadet, if your much-vaunted Ezri is truly so high and mighty, then why does she have zero good copypasta?

Gold boxes are GOAT

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>You will never fuck QT girls you know on the holodeck

OP looks for things. Things to make him go.

>Sir Patrick will never be your awesome uncle that always comes around with his "friend" Ian...oh yeah and maybe occasionally his wife

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Commander, where am I?

>"You've just entered Harriman, Tennessee."
>"ENJOY YOUR STAY!"

OP and company at Pulse nightclub

Trump eyes open

As this meme's originator, that seems about right.
I have really enjoyed posting in as many threads as possible but nothing compares to clicking on a Trek thread and finding that someone else has done my work.

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here we go again

killing him was the right choice desu

there is no right choice :^)

forgot pic, ruined

IMPURE IMPOSTER GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>you will never save her family's struggling restaurant

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> Arena and Space Seed
> not GOAT

WTF is wrong with you, cadet?!

>you will never drink kanar with Damar

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>Wesley turned into a pile of muscles

Roddenberry you delusional faggot.

voy and ent are gonna be pretty small pics right lol

Why didn't Dukat kill them all when he had the chance?

Enterprise:
>Twilight
>Similitude
>In a Mirror, Darkly
>um... uh....... er..........

OBJECTIVELY correct

YES

>it's a suede jacket episode

objectively wrong

>"i do not want to die"
>enterprise officers sentence M and his beloved to life imprisonment

Jesus H. Christ, it's truly not linear for Ezri / Nicole.

Terry looks like a white Manut Bol in this picture.

Also, if truly you in the middle, a big thumbs up from everyone here at Quark's House of Gaming.

>tfw no giantess jadzia to make fun of your tiny penis

Why live?

You're cute, user.

Show me your genitals.

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>it's a 20th century Tom episode

I love tall curvy women like Terry Farrell but jesus fuck what the fuck is going on with all those goddamn bulging veins around her ankles

Terry Farrell's arm starts from his groin and ends at the top of his head.
Strong Neolithic Farmer genes

Looks like a lot of fun. Does a hologram sing 17 full songs throughout the last season?

>Its a standard Voyager episode

>It's a "fun" DS9 episode

Back story?

Is she poor now?

Not that I'm judging. I'm poor too.

>it's a standard Voyager episode

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What happens if we lose?

>Nothing. There's nothing at stake and no threat, beyond the shame of defeat!

>it's a non-standard voyager episode

Well she was in Renegades...

I highly misunderstood classic. I'd call it the ultimate plebfilter for an episode.

Was Riker wrong to not revive the dead child in the episode where he got Q powers?

>Strong Neolithic Farmer genes
de Boer = Boer = Farmer
Jadziafags BTFO once again

Yes.

this guy reminded me of heath ledgers joker

Time travel bullshit murdered Trek.

The problem started in Voyager and peaked in Enterprise.

You literally cannot prove me wrong.

Bad writing and lazy execution killed Star Trek.

Voyagers magic reset button and Enterprise's forced connection to other Star Trek series is what killed it.

Star Trek isn't dead

:3

Its been dead for a while user. Its getting resurrected soon though.

Televised Star Trek only got revived thanks to Bryan "I hate Voyager and I will do my best to avoid all its mistakes" Fuller.

Id still hit that.

There have been a couple popular movies over the past few years, one in 2009 and one in 2013. I know they weren't everyone's cup of Owl Gray, but it proves Star Trek never died.
Do you really think a new Star Trek series would never have come about if Fuller weren't interested? Les Moonves called TV Trek the CBS family jewel.

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Thank you, Bajoran Terrorism.

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Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

Do you mean Romulan Terrorism?

Les Moonves is also the very same person who canceled Enterprise.

He wouldn't have greenlit more Star Trek unless he knew he could find someone to avoid Enterprise's mistakes.

>Owl Gray
Oh you.

Were not talking about the movie user. Star Trek has always been about the tv series. The movies are mostly blah anyways.

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Nobody saw that gaffe. This meme won't catch on, you pejorative ensign.

Yes T'Pal, beam over and kill that disgusting... what was it? K...klingon? They are always trying to fuck over us federations.

Tall people get veiny down there from the blood pressure.
Only sick fucks care.

>It's a "The Prophet's are being super fucking vague" episode

I mean I get that they're on an entirely different plane of existence and it's hard to communicate, but god damn it's frustrating.

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I love how very obviously pissed Nana Visitor was about that episode, during even the final cut.

Star trek is littered with discarded children.
>This asian kid
>TNG muh kid ain't mine it was rape and I am the ships shrink
>VOY they were only lizards, I am not responsible. Not like reptilians could ever be sentient anyways. Fucking cardies.
and a few others.

>You are the dream and the dreamer.
>You are our prophecy (so stop disobeying our orders) but also you are a prophet (because your mommy was a rapist).
It was pretty simple to me, to be honest.

Somewhere around this size.

Remember all those Borg kids from Voyager?

>The episode where Janeway's true face was revealed

>THE SISKO IS OF BAJOR
>okay why shouldnt I go
>... THE SISKO IS OF BAJOR
Like they obviously knew the reason he shouldn't have left since they can see time and space at all points, but it's frustrating that they can't communicate well.

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>I RAPED YOUR FATHER AND YOUR BIOLOGICAL MOTHER
It really doesn't get any clearer than that.

By a fucking mile.

I thought his mom was a Wormhole alien? Its been a while since I watched DS9

Remember when Earth was infiltrated at the highest level and everyone just forgot about it after Picard saved the Federation?

Carbon Creek.

Better than the fucking JJ movies all by itself.

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