/mls/- Major League Soccer general

Late in the meme cycle edition
>Now
Orlando 1 Man City C 0 HT

>Thursday
7pm Man City C vs DC United

>Friday
3:30pm Saint Vincent and the Grenadines vs USMNT beIN sports
5:06pm? Honduras vs Canada
7pm Based Trinidand & Tobago vs Guatemala
8pm Haiti vs Costa Rica
9:30pm Panama vs Jamaica
10pm El Salvador vs Mexico

>Saturday
7pm Vancouver vs NY Red Bulls
7:30pm New England vs Colorado
8:30pm Chicago vs Philly
9pm FC Dallas vs Portland
10:30pm LA Galaxy vs Columbus

>Tuesday
8:15pm Gutemala vs Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
8:15 USA vs Based Trinidad & Tobago
9:30pm Costa Rica vs Panama
9:30pm Jamaica vs Haiti
10pm Canada vs El Salvador
10pm Mexico vs Honduras

News:
>Windows, Orozco named to 26-man US roster for qualifiers (for full list- go look for your fucking self)
>Will Johnson (and Jonathan Osorio) not named to Canada's roster for the most important qualifiers since last cycle where they got BTFO
>Get well soon Deuce

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twitter.com/James_Poling/status/770389515990999040
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youtube.com/watch?v=G6UFCuLKQOs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

lol why is orlandos keeper so FAT?

UNION

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OLD THREAD:

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D O O P
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U N I O N

The amount of union posting in this thread pleases me.
JOIN, OR DIE !

We out here.

>tfw drink in the direct sunlight for 3 hours consuming alcohol

i feel like i actually felt the moment i contracted skin cancer

Do you watch NCAA soccer /mls/?

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We made it /mls/

the son snake should be black

They call me snake eater.

>Soon

>Soon

Got u senpai

>NCAA sawker
I can watch better soccer at the local rec league with Mexicans.

lmao

It's full of foreigners now

Fuck sneks

Union pls go

>Soon

no

yeah rejects that couldnt make it in their own academies

I know /mls/'s opinion on him is low, but he was 4th in the league last year in assists and is leading the league this year

You know this is /mls/, right?
As with most things, if your alma mater has a team watch it and if they don't or you just hate it then don't

Sacha > Brooks anyway

>muh college sawker

It gets more shit than it deserves

Brooks is one of the few players in Europe I want to keep
But I'm glad Kljestan got a call-up

That shit is unwatchable lads.

I like him. I'm happy Klinsmann finally recognized his production.

I like the Klejstan call up but it definitely isn't a long term answer to the midfield creativity problem

>It gets more shit than it deserves

It gets all the shit it deserves. It's trash for incubating youth and schedule is more fucked up then MLS, but m-muh college sawker!!

That's because people like you put unreasonable expectations on it

He'll help though
Maybe we could see some attacking soccer?
Chances are extremely slim

Why would I watch college soccer if its fucking terrible?

>b-but its comfy!

He will certainly help for these couple games assuming he even plays

I clearly said here >you just hate it then don't

He won't

brooks (imo) was easily one of best DB's on the NT in the Copa. I dont know kljestan though, so I cant say anything about him

the more you excuse you give the shitty system, the more shitty players US will develop

>Soon

>Western Conference
>Boring AF, stagnant table

>Eastern Conference
>3 points between top 4 teams, unpredictable games

When will worstern conference fags shuddafuckup

>his city barely has any trees


>Soon

Who /solarpowereveryhour/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=_UIj0BuAQJs

MY MAN

>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVERY
>HOUR


I miss offseason /mls/

>western teams have won more league titles.
Stop acting like a bitch.

DOOP
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What do you lads think about Emmanuel Sabbi? Can based Las Palmas turn him into one of our better players?

>>tfw just renewed my season tickets

met Andre Blake tonight, nice guy

>BIMBO
every fucking time

one day we'll have our glorious Wawa sponsor

Saw this when I woke up, it felt like Christmas morning

very spiffy, but what does the "PB" on the 3rd kit mean

P for Philadelphia, and the B is referring to Bethlehem which Philly has paid homage to before with their black kits

I kinda ktf

>Soon

It's not supposed to be one
Soccer here is a lot different than the others

>Zardlel broke his foot
The Galaxy get lucky again

IT'S OVER
RAYO ARE FINISHED
twitter.com/James_Poling/status/770388261206274048
twitter.com/James_Poling/status/770388831346450433
twitter.com/James_Poling/status/770389141628387328
twitter.com/James_Poling/status/770389515990999040
twitter.com/James_Poling/status/770389710036279297

What the fuck?

KEK

>muh division 1

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Uhm he's just doing the team a favor by getting rid of the shitty turf. Rayo is going to be fine.

Welcome to Sup Forums, Mr Westervelt

>Soon

What's the pyramid thing in the foreground

isnt there an actual pyramid near atlanta that is a black "lets go back to africa" type church?

i think like bernie mac was a member???

>The broke shantytown of Marcus Garvey

>NASL: Not Actually Serious League

Its a shame because of how bizarre a "OKC Derby" sounds

TURF UPDATE

Bank of America plaza. 11th tallest building in the US.

can you find it from this plane?

>Soon

blah. replied to wrong post.

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>Klinnsman: Windows is a very important player

>le yurocuck sympathizer man patronizing career mls player

>very important player
>has never played a single minute of world cup qualifying
Him and Orozco are living proof Klinsmann doesn't actually care what league you play in, if you strike his fancy he will call you up regardless of your form or past performances for the team

Again, why are there people who don't want hin fired?

Because sadly, who are we gonna get who's better
My choice would have been Kreis, but he just got a new job
>muh Sigi
>muh Bruce
>muh Bob Bradley

Got to episode six of st and haven't finished it. I feel like nothing of value was lost

>Sup Forums - Meme Television

Spee isn't about sports. You must be new.

>tfw Mourinho will never coach the USMNT
>you will never see the special one berate corrupt central american refs from the sidelinse
>you will never get to hear Jose insult the Mexican NT coaches and players as professional losers and divers
>you will never see Mad Mo make Beckerman cry on the bench

We missed our chance m8s. It's Jurgen's wild ride for now

>Mourinho USMNT coach

All of those are better choices than Klinsmann

>this is what Americans actually believe

>klinsmann is the person who knows US soccer best
>still can't do a half assed job because >muh philosophy

Tell me
What makes him so irreplaceable?
Getting half Germans that he doesn't call up anymore?

As a coach, he wasn't the one with the ideas for the field. That was Löw. He doesn't have that tactical second guy. But that's no excuse to keep him

>Soon

>united

This hue knows whats up

>euroboo cucks

Those American coaches are better tacticians than Klinsmeme.

Bob Bradley is better. You can't tell me that Klinsmann would ever be able to come up with this shit on the spot, put the right player in, and have it instantly work out as well as it did.

youtube.com/watch?v=G6UFCuLKQOs

Bob Bradley is actually more like the Bill Belichick of the NFL than Arena is
Not just for shit like that but he has to be the best defensive mind in probably North American soccer history