Who else is /hyped/ for what Based Glenn has to say at fatty fatty boom booms fake funeral

Who else is /hyped/ for what Based Glenn has to say at fatty fatty boom booms fake funeral.

Whitney need to keep it together so I get another few season with him

Also Buddy uncuked himself with Whitney's skinny friend KEK!

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man I'd bust a nut in that Whitney girl so hard.

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hehe based Whitney's dad, always willing to take a joke a bit further

My gf watches this pleb show. I read this out loud to her and she started laughing.

She wants to know what you guys think of Whitney passing out at the dance a thon?

>mfw delusional land whale says she a goddess and doesn't need to loose weight or settle to find a man

It was all a histrionic response by the producers to artificially make things more dramatic for plebs like your gf so she and the rest can sit on their asses out in TV Land, cluck her tongues and feel superior to others without any introspection or effort for personal growth on her part.

If I didn't already have a gf and ,et her IRL I'd be her man because fucking her would be heavenly.

yes, were so much better than the unsophisticated people who watch tv

unlike them, we spend our freetime enjoying sophisticated entertainment

like Sup Forums

did the see the latest frog meme, my fellow gentlesir? we sure are better than the mindless reality TV drones

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>the mermaid bottoms

Fuck, I laughed.

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>No BS
>BS means Body Shaming

Should have realized it was more of this nonsense. I thought she was going to do a No Bullshit campaign and realy get her shit together.

Oh my yes, delving into the subculture that is anonymous image boards has been fascinating. The etymology behind shorthand, the evolution of memes, I feel like Dian Fossey in Gorillas in the mist, except the mist is anonymity and the gorillas are neckbeards.

>Dat hair cut

Just when you thought this bitch couldn't get any uglier.

>skinny bitch has kids and is now clinging to fatty's ex-orbiter
SHOCKER

unf, do you have another picture from the back?

>Don't talk to me or my fat friends kids again

No

Body shaming is bad when you talk about someone who's on the upper end of their healthy range or just slightly overweight.

Saying someone like this bitch needs to lose weight because its not what a normal human should look like and because it's obscenely unhealthy is not body shaming.

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i cant tell if this is amazing bait or the death of self awareness

i would wreck this woman

My dad was a physician and I remember him telling me as a kid that he's had patients who were so fat they had to wear bed sheets as clothing. I don't understand how anyone can get as fat as these people do. It's one thing to put on some extra weight, but the level of obesity that these people reach is unthinkable to me.

absolutely disgusting embarrassed to walk around with a rip in her pants but not embarrassed to get changed in public like that where people have to see her underwear and disgusting legs.

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I'd volunteer to stand reeeeal close to her until she made we made it somewhere discreet for her to take off those pants

How can she smile? She's no longer human. If I were even half her weight I'd end myself

JUST

My big fat fabulous life in a nutshell courtesy of /fit/ for the uninitiated

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damn shes hot would mash

damn she uh looks like this fat pornstar I somehow heard of this one time or something

sex tape leak when?

jesus fuck what a goddess

Boom bump

>Dat scene where she weighed in like 5 times in a row and they kept zooming in on her feet.

I love feet, but those were absolutely disgusting.

>I love banana and mayonnaise sandwich. It is a southern staple.
I grew up in SC and I've never heard of this. That's disgusting.

they look alright to me

Would hit that like a meteorite impact.

I grew up in would eat this with my dad. It's totally a southern thing. No idea why but I thank god I stopped eating them. I think my mom saw how fucking gross it was.

I wanna get some thin mints and samoas and play tic-tac-toe on her arm

My stepdad grew up in macon and the only weird thing he puts mayo on is hot dogs

Why not just write body shaming on there? You have plenty of room.

What the fuck, how is that even possible?

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>people on here are seriously fapping to this revolting landwhale
Jesus Christ, Sup Forums, try to hold onto a shred of dignity.

I'd rather hold on to those big squishy hips

I'm into chubby girls and "high test" but that girl is just morbidly obese, she wouldn't have healthy kids, probably she can't even have kids at all. Why would someone feel attracted to her?

If you're a 20+ year porn addict sometimes ya just gotta go to new extremes, man.

Chubby girls are fucking hot and tremendous lays. This thing is disgusting. it's clear she is so big she can't clean herself properly so she will obviously smell awful. Plus she can barely get into and out of a car without getting winded, so she would probably not be able to anything other than just lay there like plastic fuckdoll.

i kekd

the extravagance of it all

Subscribed. Please keep me updated.

Sup Forums is horny, mane. Just let them be.

I'd fuck the fat out of this bitch and I swear to god if you knocked 150# off she'd be a 10.

It does seem like she has a decent face under all that fat.
What a shame.

It really is.

Good features, height, skin tone, pretty voice, exceptional face....annnnnnd she weighs 400lb.

Jesus fucking christ.

don't you mean a silicone fuck doll?

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>these two lardos can find love
>you can't

Fuck everything

Hnnnng

Bruh. She weighs 400. 400 - 150 is 250. Kys

>American reality television

What's sad is that she has an attractive face and would probably be 7+/10 if she lost all that.

So, you're trapped on an island for at least ten years. There are only coconuts, monkeys and her.

What do you have sex with first?

WHY IS SHE EATING 10 EGGS????

>Not eating all the eggs

I thought so too. Never going to happen though.

who the fuck would voluntarily watch this shit

get a fucking life

She'd still have the skin, once you get that fat you're fucked for life.

user, we're on le chanz

>who would watch a reality show

I don't even watch this show but that's a retarded question. Everyone has or does.

This is pasta-worthy. If I was giant faggot I'd post 15 reactions to it and then compile them all into one image with your post to make it a part of Sup Forums history.

Me and the monkey team up and bash her head in with the coconuts. Then we cure the meat and live healthy for the entire duration without having to hunt even once just off her and the coconuts.

>cure the meat
what about the literal hundreds of pounds of fat

not going to lie
i think buddy is pretty hot.
he's pretty thick and hairy. he's what /hm/ dreams about.

i would fuck him and suck him off.

see guys !! gays aren't shallow.

Render it to cook the meat, me and the monkey would have to come to some consensus on how to stop it going rancid though. You can actually survive on the fat I guess it's very calorie dense.

youd probably get more insightful conversation from the monkey

I know.

I like 'em fat.

>it's a SSBW lovers thread on Sup Forums

not surprised desu

She's a little big for my taste, with not big enough boobs to make up for her belly