/cum/ Canada-USA-Mexico

Because nobody else was going to do it

FIRST FOR THE BEST STATE IN THE ONION

That is incorrect

Indiana?

Raly maks u tnk

canada is nice..... SIKE

Rapid City sounds like the name of a waterpark.
@70842949
No.

>he wins by 8 seconds

damn you

>they didnt realize I was a chink this whole time

It makes me think about that cunt who's just sitting there taking pictures

Sorry user. Things were getting out of hand.

Good tidings fellow radical centrists.

It's named after Rapid Creek

Fairfax sounds like a faxing company

Surely they wouldn't use a kid for propaganda issues, right? I mean who would buy into that??

Guys. They're promoting me to Kitchen Manager at my job (Chipotle) after only 2 months. This is after I've been stealing literally hundreds of dollars worth of guacamole for weeks...

I'm going to get more money for less hours and have easier access to the guac' in the morning when I open.

My shit is already lime green as it is. I don't think I can go any greener bros.

I
Fucking
Hate
Fascists
):

At least it shows that we mean business while y'all mean pissin' in a pool of children.

Jeb? My god what did they do to you?

21st century - Century of China (i.e., ROC not PRC)
20th century - Century of USA
19th century - Century of Britain
18th century - Century of France
17th century - Century of Spain

You are transitioning to from 20th to 21st century

how can you steal hundreds of dollars worth?

are you subsisting entirely on guacamole now?

Why do hostile Virgin faxlord?

the gf

I once stole 50 DEUTSCHE MARK from a 7 year old girl lol

I hate this "C'mon! Talk to girls! Don't be shy, they don't bite. :^)" meme

Fuck off. If a woman is so interested in me, why can't she talk to me first? Why do I have to assume all the risk and chance humiliating myself in a public setting just to have the fucking honor of talking to a random woman?

There's a million ways it can go south. She could be a tumblr feminist with 80 thousand twitter followers and snap a picture of me and accuse me of harassing her.

All women say "M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY". Like guys are immune to these feelings? It's so dumb.

>Well if you don't talk to a girl first you'll just be alone forever :^)

That's so fucking stupid. I have more important shit to do that strike up conversation with random women, embarrassing myself when she ends up not being single or not interested, over and over until something sticks.

You have life all figured out user.

>mfw I'm going to quit my job as Director at a huge nonprofit to follow in your footsteps and work at a Chipotle kitchen to acquire free guacamole

My gf (bf)

I will not be watching the Super Bowl and you can't make me.

Football is one of the most boring sports out there

Ssshhhh
We hand mash over $300 worth of avocados a day, usually ends up with about 15-20 pans worth of guac' (the same pans you see on the line when you go to Chipotle) a day. I usually steal 2-3 a day during shifts since I take out the trash and my car is right next to the dumpster, I just make a quick drop off at my ride and viola. Guac for days.

he is a moor

we literally have the upper hand in relationships, stop being such a pussy.

We get it, bud. You're a low t hipster.

I'll watch it but I'm changing the channel at half time. I find basedball to be more entertaining.
>he is a moor
Forgive my ignorance but aren't moors the darkies in Spain? The dudes a t*rk

I have

STRONG
MOORISH
GENES

>If a woman is so interested in me, why can't she talk to me first?
It's not socially expected of her, and girls don't know how to ask people out

>Why do I have to assume all the risk and chance humiliating myself in a public setting just to have the fucking honor of talking to a random woman?
Do it in private then faggot

>There's a million ways it can go south. She could be a tumblr feminist with 80 thousand twitter followers and snap a picture of me and accuse me of harassing her.
Don't ask random women out then, get to know them

>All women say "M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY". Like guys are immune to these feelings? It's so dumb.
Nobody likes a whiny bastard, men who express sadness or timidity are cowards and deserve ridicule

>I have more important shit to do that strike up conversation with random women, embarrassing myself when she ends up not being single or not interested, over and over until something sticks.
Then why are you bitching?

Guac is pretty high in cholesterol

Goddamn bedouin rats.

Maine reporting in. Are you guys ready to watch the superb owl?

Does it make me edgy if I don't even care about this kid

Is there a non-white ethnicity that americans actually like?

As strong as mine, little boy?

I have to work during it

no

why do americans like wackamohleh so much.

also, do you use milk?

Moor is basically anyone who is arab or arab looking. dark spaniards in spain are called spaniards, they make no difference, unless they have an arab name or a latin american passport.

I don't buy it 2bh.

Yep. Just made some guac. Gonna let it sit in the fridge for a bit until 12:30, then I'm gonna go to my high school friend's house and we're gonna watch it.

Poos and chinks

So they tell me. I'll be fine. I get free meals as well, pretty much whatever we want including items off the menu that we create like the mythical Chipotle Quesarito, we actually makes those for ourselves, so my diet isn't entirely guac of course, I share with friends.

Fuggin ebin m8

Moors aren't Arab you milk guacamole fuck.

That sounds pretty shit, unless you don't care about football.

>why do americans like wackamohleh so much.
Americans like convenient food, so just dipping chips in some paste is great.

>high school friend
N*rmies

never been to a chipotle, not many around here

Asians and poo in loos are generally relaxed. It's the uppity bastards that get to me. Like Californian Mexicans. Coddled so much they're entitled little twats.

thnx

We're all fucking weaboos over here so of course we like the Japanese.

*vomits feces*

I'm a Browns fan so :/

I'm really abd at readingh file layer namess

Yeah they are.

THICCER

>i subsist solely on guacamole and guacamole derivatives

I follow the Browns baseball equivalent. The mariners

>Like Californians. Coddled so much they're entitled little twats.

ftfy

California is full of people who have had it easy their whole lives.

I only hate Catholics.

>I'm a Browns fan

It doesn't refer to a specific ethnicity. They could be Berber or Bedouin you son of a bitch.

Oh nooooo

>Hating catholics
>not focusing all of your religious hatred on Muslims

Bad choices, desu familia

Then why doesn't your hollywood ever let them star in anything

>implying California is a part of the Union
They're their own republic and they're leaving next year.

I seriously can't wait for war with Mexico.

>Be clackmyass
>Be protinypenistant

I think you mean avocado my friend.

>being pr*testant

lol

IM FUCKING TELLING YOU THE WORD MOOR IS USING INDISCRIMINATELY AGAINST ANYONE WHO IS LIGHT-BROWN AND IS NOT A CHRISTIAN.

No one cares about them

Who the fuck is going to root for Sanjeep Pradesh and his chink girlfriend

*yells at everyone to shut the fuck up*

Oh come now! They'll preach about diversity and progressivism but they're better than that. That's only for us peasants.

Can someone give me some Chad pics to use for my tinder profile?

@70843792
>being protty scum
Don't do this

Please God

I'm surprised lady Gaga didn't dress up as Hitler. What a dumb slut.

...

100% wrong

Catholics are Muslim-tier at best.

Catholics are literally niggers.

What do you call someone who sharts in the mart and leaves someone "with poor spending habits" to clean up while they buy beer for their NASCAR races?

A republican.

I can post bp

Catholicism is a white-people religion though

Joke's on you, I don't watch NASCAR anymore

>Be catholic scum
>Chimp out because you are literally lower than niggers
Reminder that African-Americans have never done anything this bad.

Somebody give me a hug.

PM it @ me

The Irish aren't really people

only have (you)s, sorry lad

*goes to hug Mexican but hugs Canadian at last second*

*asks you to tell me how to do that*

...

ooooohhhhh

Reminder:

Catholics are worse than Muslims

the grill im dating end up bisexual, this is the thrid time this happen to me, wth

Half of white americans are """allegedly""" irish you know

Catholicism is extremely susceptible to communism. Commies

O-okay :'(

*hugs you back*

i just wanted an excuse to post this pic

Set up a threesome