ameridoops ACTUALLY believe this

> ameridoops ACTUALLY believe this

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>GUYZ LOOK AT THIS FUNNAY IMAEG I FOUND ON REDDITS ATHEISM BOARD ITSNT ITS FUNANY

A FUCKING LEAF

Fucking protestants.

XD XD XD upvoted #ledicksoutforleaf

are you fucking autistic?

its almost like we have printers and wordpad and can make any "test given to children" we want

>being this salty

yum yum yum

>ameridoops
>LEAF
>autistic

American (lack of) education.

the only salty thing is my cum on you moms face after I rape that bitch!

oh so delicious salty you're so fucking salty lmao more more more

Fuck off heathen

>implying adults don't fake shit like this for upvotes

>were you there
godless heathens btfo

its real you idiot, check on snopes

guess OP wasn't there

>The next time someone says the Earth is billions or millions of years old, what can you say?
>Were you there
Fucking kek.

Of course it real, it's also the truth

As a christian I forgive USA

prove me wrong

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ATHIESTS BTFO

So excited for the white race to go extinct and take atheism with it :)

what does noahs ark look like then??

>thinking this is real

What kind of 4th grade science quiz is literally titled "4th grade science quiz" in the fucking header?

As much as I hated the atheism vs religion shit on this board, is this at least a sign that Sup Forums is coming back...?

Population: The rate of population growth has been steady for the time that we have records. The present six billion is the right number of people to have multiplied from the eight survivors of the universal flood about 4400 years ago. If man had been around for millions of years, the same growth rate would have produced 150,000 people per square inch of land surface.
The planets are losing heat. If they had been formed millions of years ago, they would have no internal heat left given the present rate of heat loss. If a hot cup of coffee were left standing for 400 years, it would have no internal heat left.
The planet Saturn is losing its rings. They are slowly moving away. If the planet were millions of years old, the material in the rings would have dissipated long ago.
The moon: Space dust accumulates on the surface of the moon at the rate of about one inch for every ten thousand years. Astronauts found an average of one-half inch, just about what you would expect in six thousand years. Also, the moon is very slowly moving away from the earth. If it were millions of years old, it would have had to start very close to the earth, causing ocean tides so severe it would have drowned every thing on land twice a day.
Comets: As comets travel through space they continually shed some of their material. Any comet more than 10,000 years old would have long since disintegrated into nothing.
Earth's magnetic field is getting weaker. At the rate of deterioration, no such field would exist if the earth were as old as evolutionists believe.
Earth's rotation is slowing at the rate of one thousandth of a second per day. At this rate a billion years ago it would have been spinning so fast that centrifugal force would have caused it to fly apart.

>What kind of 4th grade science quiz is literally titled "4th grade science quiz" in the fucking header?
A 4th grade one, probably

Petroleum in the ground is under tremendous pressure. The rocks that contain it are porous. If the oil had been there for millions of years the pressure would have dissipated long ago.
The oldest living plants, the bristlecone pine tree and the coral reefs only go back about 4500 years. If earth had existed for millions of years, why aren't there older plants still alive?
Ocean salt: Now at 3.8 percent, the salinity of the oceans would have been much greater. The present rate of increase points back to a beginning about six thousand years ago.
Evolutionists point to stalactites in caves as proof of an old earth, but there are stalactites in the basement of the Lincoln Memorial several feet long that have grown in less than 100 years.

>Only atheists can believe in evolution
Protescuntism is a mental disease

>Protescuntism i
Sounds like devil talk to me boy

Tests are never labeled that generically. It would have probably been more specific, such as "quiz on dinosaurs" or "[Teacher Name's] Class Quiz for Week [Whatever]"

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firstly, what retard decided to put those photos in that order. secondly, just google it. took 5 seconds to find metabunk.org debunking that conspiracy

Ok, well I dropped out after grade 3 so I'm just guessing anyway

nice work