How would you improve handegg lads?

how would you improve handegg lads?

personally I'd add a handle to the ball, I think it would make for much more exciting runs

would have to add another handle for aerodynamics
also the handle would have to be stupid strong to not shear from tension while also be part of the inflating apparatus

Remove downs. Play continues until someone scores.

Sooooooo...... Rugby?

No armor.

How forward pass then?

Armor, but it's covered in spikes

remove commercial breaks and just have a continuous scrolling ad at the bottom of the screen.

Commercials are a part of the experience

Add a handle to your women while you are at it, Amerifat

bad post.

Every player gets a wooden legionnaires shield.

Remove niggers

Get redzone, even a penniless nigger such as yourself can afford 5 bucks a month

>get rid of all the player safety rules so they can actually play defense
>stop suspending drug addicts and criminals
>fire Goodell

>come on goy just give us your shekels

it shouldn't be the fans who make the league enjoyable for themselves, the league should be making it better for the fans

Then write your congressman and tell them to rescind the NFL's anti-trust exemption.

Until competition exists, they can do what the fuck they want and you're just gonna have to sit there and work the shaft while they do.

no, they're a business so they should be trying to make money so they can stay in business and maximize profits, communist.

Have 5 downs
Lateral backwards passes are allowed but if you fumble it and the defense recovers, play is resumed from there for the offense. (possession doesn't change).

Add another ball so that players have to learn how to play both offense and defense

Get rid of punts/kickoffs/field goals

Start the game on the 20 with the visiting team getting the ball first

punting is absolutely necessary the sport would be unwatchable without it.

Simplify the rules and have fewer stoppages. Make the whole game last less than 2 hours.

Stop wearing lycra it's weird.

Also fines for nigging out every time you do something good.

Ban all PEDs for real, offenders to be treated like pot smokers are now or just straight up banned for good. Scrap the CBA so teams can actually train in the preseason, prolong the regular season by at least 10 games.

How? You don't make it on 4th down you just turn it over. Punts on 4th and 1 or 2 is pathetic

because scoring would skyrocket, defenses would constantly be put in high pressure situations and their performance would decline and it would lead to more injuries as well.