>you will never drive Tommy's Mercedes at 110mph while he sleeps in the passenger seat
You will never drive Tommy's Mercedes at 110mph while he sleeps in the passenger seat
Gabriel Diaz
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Charles Thompson
>You will never drive a mercedes off the roof of your duplex and fly into the night sky
Adrian Ramirez
>tfw Tommy will never call you chicken for not having sex with him
Luke Phillips
>You will never offer Tommy sex for money in a French restaurant and have him turn you down
Connor Cox
>implying Tommy ever turned down sex for money
James Cooper
How dare you talk to me that way!
Matthew Young
I did not say that. That is not true. I did not say that!
Evan Kelly
Dawn't talk to me muddfarker
Landon Robinson
DATS IT! I'M DONE WIDTH THIS ABUCE! I AM TIRED OF BEING BETRAYED!
Mason Taylor
>you will never come home to a thousand answering machine messages about the most inane stuff, each one starting with "oh, hi user"
Sebastian Torres
UR TEARING ME APART LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ian Cruz
>Tommy will never secretly record all your conversations
Dominic Gonzalez
>tommy will never send you notes of encouragement while you're on the other side of the planet
Camden Green
Jack Hill
>Tommy will never drive erratically while asking you "why you do these things?"
Blake Price
Tommy Wiseau uttered the phrase you are tearing me apart in his drama film The Room, in reference and as an homage to James Dean's role. Originally, the line was "You are taking me apart", because of Tommy Wiseau's seemingly poor understanding of the English language and also because of his unwillingness to admit that he had taken the line from James Dean.
>can't wound the Wiseau
Noah Richardson
>Not can't slow the Wiseau
Dylan Powell
kek
Joseph Lopez
>poor understanding of the English language
I was going for a Tommy-esque post.
Cooper Moore
In that case
>Can't make go the Wiseau
Jason Martinez
NiiiI MARK!
Jack Cox
Why can't he understand English? Isn't he American?
Luis Thomas
American with accent as he says
Benjamin King
He is american in heart
Nobody really knows where he came from exactly, he is a goddamn real life glitch
Aiden Myers
He's Polish if that story he told Mark isn't absolute bullshit
Cameron Phillips
Nooo, he's from planet Earf
Angel Adams
>LITERAL Americlaps
i get that this is a cult-following screening but jesus christ
Andrew Gutierrez
>w-why are they having fun?
Nathan White
>He's never thrown spoons at a kino parlor showing of The Room
Ryder King
I really hate american culture. Blacks are most respectful in a theatre