/heem/: farmers only edition

no city folk allowed

Upcoming events:

9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

News:

>Cody Garbrandt: Please pay attention to me
mmamania.com/2016/8/28/12684860/ufc-cody-garbrandt-bryan-caraway-a-bigger-bitch-than-dominick-cruz-ducking-me-mma

>UFC on Fox 21 postfight facts
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-on-fox-21-post-fight-facts-demian-maia-has-absorbed-just-13-significant-strikes-in-past-4-bouts

>GSP glad Rory went to Bellator
mmafighting.com/2016/8/29/12687064/morning-report-georges-st-pierre-very-happy-for-rory-macdonald-and

>UFC on Fox 21 pro reactions
mmafighting.com/2016/8/27/12676986/ufc-on-fox-21-in-tweets-pros-react-to-demian-maia-vs-carlos-condit

Other urls found in this thread:

howjsay.com/pronunciation-of-gook
youtube.com/watch?v=Z7OcRyn_Xs4
themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
themaclife.com/category/tech/
ufcstore.com/MMA/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
ufc.tv/page/fightpass
ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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reminder

>wake up, Domenick. It's all over

Have a great day out there friends. Schaub bless.

>Domenick

Not surprised someone who thinks Garbrandt is going to win can't spell Cruz's first name

Which one is more humiliating and devastating?

Which one is more satisfying?

Where's my webms of Cruz's match with Faber where Cruz is in the fuckin' matrix?

JUST CHOKE MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>Mike "sending Tojo the way of the dodo" Perry
>Mike "blast the nip right in his lip" Perry
>Mike "shook the gook" Perry
>Mike "if he eats rice I won't be nice" Perry
>Mike "hit the Japs in their flaps" Perry

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How's his restaurant going?

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good
meh
meh
decent
bad

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I lack rhyming ability ;_;

It closed
Reflective of his career

Shook doesn't rhyme with gook

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None of these are ever good, you did decent considering how bad these posts usually are

They all fall to the God.

It's because you're an ignorant racist, I'm surprised you can even read.

>be condit
>get dominated by a 38 year old
>i'm past my prime, guys

They both rhyme with book, la

All men fall to a God

Is BJ Peen a meme fighter?

>be people who bet money on fights
>think that condit having no TDD doesn't mean he's getting choked out immediately

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howjsay.com/pronunciation-of-gook

He's just eating his way to heavyweight.

Maybe in australian where oh no sounds like eye nye. Gook rhymes with spook

After BJ Penn KOs Ricardo Lamas, the BJ hype train will return.

Greg Jackson will rebuild him.

Well, shit.

he should have thrown a flying knee while maia was crowding him, instead he did nothing.

Mike "No hope for the slope" Perry
Mike "Put the chink in the clink" Perry
Mike "Sees chopsticks, throws roundhouse kicks" Perry
Mike "Eat dog, found dead in a bog" Perry
Mike "Final Seoulution" Perry
Mike "If you're a thai, get ready to die" Perry
Mike "Enjoy maths, hope we don't cross paths" Perry
Mike "You hold a pork bun, in my hand I've got a gun" Perry
Mike "The killer king of Beijing" Perry

I can probably come up with more if you give me a sec

Maybe in your flyover shithole

I swear I pointed it out last time you posted it, m8. Now you know.

Would you go 1 minute in the octagon with Brock Lesnar for $50,000,000 ?

What if steve mazzagatti was reffing?

>It's a Bulgaria embarrassing himself episode

Why do women pretend to like MMA?

California, baby

Everybody likes fighting. Even women.

Still a shithole

I'd dodge, dip, dive, duck and dodge on his butt

You know why.

Fuck, meant for

I'm sorry, baby

condit needs to train TDD with weedman for a couple years

What's your point?

No waaaaaaaayyyyy my dude.
I don't have a death wish.

No amount of money is worth your life or brain damage.

thus it begins, the greatest shitstorm of our time.

but hendricks did beat GSP, he got robbed

What's the worst that could happen?

GSP won round 1, sorry buddeh.

>Bisping and Woodley are champs

>Proving my point

Guys, I think Dana's been there for real before...

>Bisping

not funneh buddeh

Apologize.

>its another spain is afraid of bulgaria episode

I only proved that judges can be wrong. Based Glenn Trowbridge the only one that's keeping it real

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>corrected dojo to dodo

I see that you took my corrections, looked deep within yourself and admitted your faults. Now you can forever strive toward a more me-like perfection.

You proved that the outside judges were in agreement with the decision, that there's an overwhelming consensus that Conor beat the shit out of Nate.

Deal with it, gypsy.

>Afraid of someone I humiliated consistently this Summer
Sure.

>beating a can (who only managed to beat a midget by paying off the judges) makes you worthy of respect

I wish I'd been born a woman. I could be a UFC champ right now.

Tfw I thought Cejudo's biggest advantage would be in clinch/grappling exchanges

>Lucky monkey meme kick

>I wish I'd been born a woman

lol @ Australian mma

It was disgustingly cool, you take that back.

I live in my private mansion in LA. My name is Brendan Schaub. I'm 33 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Brendan Schaub, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Maybe I don't remember correctly but it looked weak as fuck and the worse was the gnp afterward.

Bulgaria is the one shook enough to post the same stuff in every thread

Schaub bless.

>tfw not Conor comfy

At work and i reqlized in going to make it as a wage cuck lads.

whos the woman on the right

>its another episode of daddy issue europeans sperging out

>i reqlized in going to make it as a wage cuck lads

wonder why?

Tecia Torres

>she called it Kick the Can
>not loving based chimp

kek, watch beta spaintard back down from bulgaria everytime, like clockwork

spaintard gets butthurt everytime a casual calls him out, what do you think happens when a better troll does it?

It's the same person, la. women are terrible liars with their makeup and their angles.

based paige

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7OcRyn_Xs4

Upcoming events:

Arlovski vs Barnett on Saturday
Stipe vs Overeem the following Saturday


>News:
www.themaclife.com

themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/

themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/

themaclife.com/category/entertainment/

themaclife.com/category/tech/


>Gear:
ufcstore.com/MMA/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price


>Fights:
ufc.tv/page/fightpass

ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD

Bulgaria runnin scared, yeh?

Andrei Arlovski vs. Josh Barnett
Alexander Gustafsson vs. Jan Błachowicz
Ryan Bader vs. Ilir Latifi
Nick Hein vs. Tae Hyun Bang

>ufcstore.com/MMA/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price

kek

Barnett via HEEM
Gus via HEEM
Bader via DEC
Bang via TKO

WATCHA GONNA DO

Arlo
Gus
Bader
Bang

How old were you when you were molested?

Arlovski via R1 KO
Gus via R1 TKO
Latifi via UD
Hein via UD

Barnett
Gustafsson
Bader
Hein

>implying it eventually ended

Why are you Amerilards so obsessed with me?

You dickride me every single time I post, you chase me around begging for my (You)s. I refuse to believe the entirety of your nation is as beta as you are.

Same applies to you. However, with you I find it easier to believe you're a nation of betas.

Barnett
Gustaffson
Lattifi
Hein

Arlovski
Cuckstafsson
Ilir Latifi
Hein

Andrei
Gus
Latifi
Hein

Why is Megan so fuckable lads?
>no leaf responses pls

I should have known it was a thing

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it's monday you goof