At the cinema

>at the cinema
>see this
>wat do?

Edge myself for the entire movie, then at the exact moment the end credits come up, tap her on the shoulder and come on her face as she turns around, simultaneously taking a picture with my phone of her cummy face. Zip up and run out before cops arrive.

Probably the only sensible thing to do.

Wank assiduously and noisily so everyone can see how excited I am to have a girl look at me.

>n-no
>s-sorry
*sweat
*spaghetti begins swelling

could this work?

smell her hair and watch her get up and sit 17 rows away

>Want to watch the movie sitting on my lap?

In theory

I've seen Asian videos on the interweb that shows men doing that, so I'm choosing to believe it's totally possible.

act cool by dumping all my trash on the floor

It would take cracker jack timing and a little luck, but why not try?

Avoid eye contact and pretend she's not looking at me

>Kiernan will never be your girlfriend
>You will never take her to the revival house to watch Jean-Luc Godard films
>You will never go to the park and listen to Van Morrison's Astral Weeks while lying on the grass
>You will never impress her by quoting Keats, or Houseman, or Shakespeare
>You will never offer to rub her feet when she's tired
>She will never cling to your arm as you walk through the streets at night
>She will never hug you and tell you how much she loves you
>She will never know you exist

Look around and try to see her feet, praying she takes her shoes off.

That's fine, her chin's too big anyway.

>astral weeks

nice one pal

You sound like a hipster faggot.

JDIMSA

she is pretty average user

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

eenie, meenie, miney, moe,
pick a shoulder watch me go,
cum all over kiki's skin,
run away and tell my kin.


it's you, my dear brethren of Sup Forums. you are my kin.

>cum all over kiki's skin,

i would rather lick desu senpai

>not just gently caressing her
I don't understand you people.