Why does everything Miles Teller touch die?

>fantastic four
>pic related
>couldn't hit the Han Solo audition out of the park, lets the role go to a manlet

Mediocre actor with little star power.

I want Anna Kendrick to sit on my face

Casting directors think he looks like a sweet kid but to the public he looks like a smarmy Jew.

It's not fair to pin Fantastic Four's failures all on him

Whos fault is it then if not the leading man?

He was pretty good in whiplash though. He's a talented actor that makes bad casting decisions.

He's got the Jai Courtney disease.

I hope her career dies so much that she resorts to doing nudes.

this movie had some good waifu moments

He does too many faces like pic related

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Are you saying you made her your waifu because she pushed a black man into her hotel room?

feet scenes would do it too

I thought this movie was going to be inspirational but it wasnt

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So is there anything to this movie or is it just Brie and AK47 doing stuff for boners?

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He looks like a Scottish lesbian and seems to think the sun shines out of his own anus.

Elvis Presley biopic when?

it's purely a jewish waifu sim

That's what I thought. Tough call, jewesses not getting actually nude or miles teller. Nevermind, that's an easy choice.

Does this kino make fun of NEETS?

The drugged up pretentious director that thought he was Kubrick, while in fact he was Uwe Boll?

His face really pisses me off.

Men's magazines, and magazines in general, are garbage.

Or starts hooking.

>newman?
>brando?
>mitchum?

God he's so full of himself. He is not and will never be a leading man. He's painfully average, he wouldn't even do good as a side character or comic relief.

How'd he even get a career?

They cut out her nip slip in that dress after the test screenings. She had more screen time in the original cut.

He's so fucking ugly and jewy

I need this with audio.

source?

source?

The guy seems like a douche in interviews.

I haven't read one interview where he doesn't come across as having a god complex.

I liked him in The Spectacular Now and Whiplash but now I hate his face

>tfw shitty drummer actor man fugs your mousefu

>ywn take Anna to the circus one day, where she frightens the elephants
>ywn save her from the rampaging elephants after she's knocked out by one
>ywn take her back to your home and help her recover by feeding her cheese
>swn thank you for helping her by taking you to her home in the wall
>ywn dance with her in her home
>ywn get sick because of the asbestos in your walls
>swn comfort you in hospital as you heal up
>swn whisper Hickory Dickory Dock to you as you heal up
>swn love you forever
>swn finally let you play with her tail
Literally why even live bros?

Because he sucks as an actor. One of the main reasons I hated Whiplash.

I've never seen a more "IM ACTING" performance ever