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Italian GP at Monza in 6 days

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dutch /f1/ posters should be all locked into a container and thrown into the ocean

>the current state of /f1/.webm

Top 10 for remember to stay in shape!

4th for Ricky overtakes chokeberg in the WDC

hihi, jij bent boos :3

>pic

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its a webm, retard.

Also amd amx

aww fug.

in the thumbnail on the catalog it's a pic

Dutch /f1/ posters remind me of how fucking awful it was when Alonso started doing good and all the "f1 experts" with 2 races watched started appearing

>tfw fat but lost 30 lbs since last october

Another 20 lbs to go

Thanks Paddie lad just repaired my old mountain bike for some stuff this week

>lbs

Literally who?

You're not nick.

We only have room for one fat cunt here

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>The American successful Nick
Big lad you could learn a thing from him

Well done, son. How'd you do it? Diet, working out, amputate a limb?

Are our new Dutch friends l/a/ds?

50lbs is something but Nick has to lose 200lbs or so

What dies first. Big Nick or Kvyat F1 career?

Love you Italy

mfw Max is /f1/ 's reckoning

Max before both

If he knocks off Vettel will he die?

Soon.

you don't get to bring front wings

don't forget australia 2016 after he went mental on sainz

>the whole Ferrari test driver fiasco in 2012, kept lying to the bitter end

what happened?

>pretends to know everyone on the paddock
>has wildly exaggerated stories that everyone knows are bullshit and didn't happen
>terrible knowledge about modern tech and rules (no sparkplugs -tier)
>the whole Ferrari test driver fiasco in 2012, kept lying to the bitter end
>always exaggerating his crashes, bad luck etc.
>is always the smuggest asshole after he's been a driver steward (which I'm baffled by, why invite this clown?)

I hate Salo.

all dem wheels

Do you feel in control of this torpedo?

It looks like someone thought he was a tyre, and pumped his face up

>Everyone's getting mad because of toothpaste flags edition
what happened? I haven't follow the sport since schumacher. Something about Verstappen?

Cool story bro, most Dutch f1 fans have been watching for years.

There was a huge thing in the Finnish media in the start of the 2012 that Mika Salo was hired in a rush to develop the car.

auto123.com/en/racing-news/f1-mika-salo-intrigued-ahead-of-secret-ferrari-test?artid=141198

In the end it was just a fucking promotion where Mika drove a couple of laps. He claimed he was exercising like crazy for it, that it wouldn't be just a day's job etc. It was hilariously bad. There a ridiculous thread about this on a Finnish F1 forum, too bad Finnish doesn't translate well.

pfft i lost 70 lbs. in 10 months when i decided to get fit, you lazy bastard

yes, he pretty much tried to kill another driver and when questioned said he deserved it

cucked.

>you will never get to fuck her frog mouth until she throws up all over your crotch

Jos is back racing again and doing really well. Crazy, right?

Saying id rather drive him off the track than let him pass is a perfectly normal answer.

And if you dont agree you can go ahead and drive a Manor like the cuck you are.

>implying my penis could make her gag

sure it can, just don't wash it for a while

We are usually huge bandwagoners in any sport, our secret nationalism #rises whenever anyone Dutch does well. It was to be expected. Just ignore dumb posts like you do normally regardless of wh-
Oh wait, this is "funny and addictive" Sup Forums.

/cumbabby/ edition when

TOP FUCKING KEK.

>have been away from f1 for 10 years
>totally can aid ferrari, because he drove for them a few times in 1999

my sides are no more.

what next, villeneuve will claim he can help renault?

:^)

There was so much toothpaste cancer and frogboy hating in the last thread, literally nobody posted wished for Hamilton to die.

>what next, villeneuve will claim he can help renault?

highly likely

dutch /f1/ posters should be all locked into a container and thrown into the ocean

Holy shit, please explain more, that sounds rough.

How?

Have this 1 then friend as proof HAM won't finish at Monza

>>the whole Ferrari test driver fiasco in 2012, kept lying to the bitter end

What was this one? I think I missed it?

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Leave Hamilton to me

How's your first year watching F1 been?

delete this

dutch /f1/ posters should be all locked into a container and thrown into the ocean

I started watching F1 in 2009, starting supporting Red Bull, then Vettel happened and now Verstappen. Why can't I have nice things?

I was 8 I believe, it was pretty good

i don't care what they say about you dutchie, you're alright

dutch /f1/ posters should be all locked into a container and thrown into the ocean

Why kill him when you can potato HAM lad. Remember a non-lethal takedown is always the most silent

non-dutch /f1/ posters should be all locked into a container and thrown into the ocean

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Finnish commentators were talking about Kvyat potentially being replaced by Monza by Gasly.

Is there ANY truth to this whatsoever? Did Sky mention anything about it during their broadcasts (Sky is 100x more trustworthy when it comes to rumors than Finnish amateur-tier commentary where they sit in Helsinki for most races and just comment on the live feed with a minute delay from real life).

Of course Kvyat is being shit but is it really worth it to replace him with Gasly now? I refuse to believe Kvyat is truly as bad as he has been in the few races. Sainz is good but not a God and Kvyat destroyed him in junior Formulas to such an extent that it is honestly amazing Sainz even made it to F1 in the first place. Of course development can happen and I would rate Sainz to be a very decent driver nowadays, but it still seems so strange that Kvyat can be so heavily affected that he basically loses his ability to race completely.

Are Russians just not suitable for F1? Look at Kvyat, look at Sirotkin. Sirotkin is in arguably the best team and often has arguably the fastest car. He won Hockenheim (I think) with an extra pitstop, total domination. Then there's races like Silverstone where he spins out, Spain where he spins out from like P2, Monaco where he has 2 terrible races, Spa where he qualifies in P shit and has a shit race and crashes into another Russian and looks like he is the most mediocre driver ever.

what is the deal with russian drivers man. Aren't Russians supposed to be stoic and masculine? It's not even Russophobia or anything, but Russian drivers seem to be ULTRA sensitive to choking under any sort of pressure.

post yfw you realise dutch posters are actually amx shills paid by jos verstappen

You must be 18 or older to post in here

Enjoy your ban

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he said it was "pretty good" and there hasn't been in a good season in 10 years, so this is definitive proof he is over 18

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non-dutch /f1/ posters should be all locked into a container and thrown into the ocean

WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED

Kvyat is just mentally wrecked and probably afraid to take too much risks in driving after his torpedo period.

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once he calmed down, petrov was very decent. doubly so, considering he came from ladas.

him and heikki seemed to get on very well at caterham.

Yeah, I read it too.
gpupdate.net/nl/f1-nieuws/343056/interview-pierre-gasly-is-klaar-voor-kans-bij-toro-rosso/


I really doubt that Gasly will replace Kvyat before the end of the season though, the mid season replacement is just paddock rumours, I wouldn't take them seriously.

Why do the drivers always seem to give that Will Buxton guy proper in-depth answers but usually just gloss over most other interviewers in the paddock (minus their native ones).

Is he well respect in the paddock or something, I only know him from Gp2 commentary?

>petrov
Shit I forgot about that guy. Where is he now?

Any season is "pretty good" when you're 8
Source: was 8 during the 2002 season

I don't think Petrov choked often and Alotion is doing ok in IndyCar (he led most laps in 2 out of the last 3 races, but he didn't lose due to his own fault). It's more to do with Kvyat and Sirotkin still being young.

Don't post about me or my son ever again

He has a cookie jar

reminder that he used to work at the fish counter at waitrose.

Oh so that's why he smelt like fish when I got to shake hands that one time. Just bumped into him near Williams motorhome out of the blue

we could have a fun party

he drives for SMP (russian bank) racing in WEC

Yearly reminder that Kobayashi got a podium but the Hulk still hasn't gotten one

Skipped eating every other day.

Dutch lads are these pepernoot things I've heard about worth trying to bake/import?

Surely Gasly is focussing on his GP2 title and aiming for the TR seat next year instead of rushing things?

ywn hear 100,000 japs at suzuka chanting KAMUI KAMUI KAMUI again

Pepernoten zijn kanker gunstig maat, zou het vooral doen.

.. and never will.

Which is fine.

memestappen needs to die already

yes especially the chocolate laced ones

I'm still hoping for the hulk to get one tho, he's a good kid.

>bake
they always turn out shit for me
>import
definitely

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dubs and memestappen dies