ITT: Describe your nation's political parties

1. Meh
2. Sore losers now having the temper tantrum to end all temper tantrums

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Shit, shit, and shit.

Putin's shit, commie shit, populist shit, useless shit, and naive shit

Dangerous morons and boring technocrats

1. Corrupt neoliberal party that supports taking away our rights. Has kind of lost its way but is in the process of finding a new leader.
2. Exactly the same as above, but a little more socially progressive and pretends to not be neoliberals (and most Canadians believe their bullshit, which makes them even more dangerous). The current party in power.
3. Social democrats who actually built themselves up to be somewhat of a nationalist party under their previous leader. Now they are shit again, but they will be getting a new leader soon.
4. Quebec sovereigntist/nationalist party which are also social democrats. Would honestly be the most based party if they weren't so keen on separatism. Also, they don't run candidates outside of Quebec, so it's virtually impossible for them to ever win.
5. Greens. Current leader is a whiny cunt, but sometimes it's good to have an MP who does this and isn't part of the two major parties.

We have a bunch of other parties, but these are the ones currently represented in parliament.

1. Big business, special interests, old money, old families, old people
2. Bizarre hotchpotch of middle-class self-improvers, hardbitten marxists, old working class class warriors and champagne socialists
3. Predominantly middle-class wishful thinkers
4. Angry, undereducated, chip-on-the-shoulder kneejerking morons with a smattering of kleptocrats
5. Hippies and vegans
6. Anglophobic hippies
7. They're Welsh
8. Angry ex-terrorist Irish marxists
9. Angry ex-terrorist Irish reactionaries
10. Angry Nazis, particularly angry about having their thunder stolen by number 4
11. Marxist old farts desperate to infiltrate number 2

>Sore losers now having the temper tantrum to end all temper tantrums

Agreed

Plotting a suicide bomb attack, Ali?

1. Cult of personality + muh EU
2. Dirty commies
3. Dirty turks with sleek, disturbingly clever leaders.
4. Nationalist union of totally-not-nazis.
5. Union of moderate right wing and disfuctionality.
6. Literal putinbot-nazis.
999. Some guy trying to form a party for "young people".

bump

>Does something completely legitimate and justified
>Butthurt leftist judge ruins it for no reason


I would be pretty pissed too. Fuck off, Ahmed

from the top
>Independence party: right leaning and conservative ameriboos - have ruled the country pretty much since independence - oppose EU
>The left movement, green party: far left green party - still reasonably conservative and opposed to much immigration and the EU
>Pirates: bunch of loons who think reddit is real life with no coherent policy except that we need more rapefugees
>Progressive party: conservative farmer's party, anti EU - anti immigration - the party I vote for
>Restoration: new right leaning pro EU party
>Bright Future: pro EU social democrats who don't like the other social democrat party
>Social Democratic Alliance: pretty much the name - used to be the second biggest party but has been reduced to a meme in recent years - pro EU pro immigration

those are currently in parliament but there are a bunch of other meme parties with no MPs like the nationalists, the county party which is a single issue party that wants to make Iceland a county of Norway, and various populist "everyguy" parties

forgot pic

Not the first time this has happened.

>California votes no on fag marriage
>the fags shop it to a leftist judge they own, who overturns the vote

>Pirates: bunch of loons who think reddit is real life with no coherent policy except that we need more rapefugees
Don't need to worry; Iceland doesn't seem like a very desirable place for Ahmed to come to.

the cuck president made a big show of receiving a bunch of achmed settlers to the presidential residence recently

CDU/CDU - old cuckservative
SPD - welfare party
AfD - alt-right
Linke - antifa, commies
Greens - hippies & tree huggers
FDP - greedy capitalists

They probably won't stay long; I recall a Finn poster saying most of the refugees who came there left in a hurry. It's cold and boring compared with France or the UK.

Schultz was spd right?

conservatives: down to earth about economy dont really give a shit about social services and stuff
liberals: nut jobs
ndp: communist

>Pirates: bunch of loons who think reddit is real life with no coherent policy except that we need more rapefugees
considering you need an app to know if you are fucking a cousin, you guys could probably use some more immigrants

australia style though, quality>quantity

PD: centre right
FI: centre right
M5S: meme
Lega: meme
minor parties: absolute fucking cancer

>this is what ameriniggers actually believe

Where to begin.

1. Right wing classic liberals - Our ruling party. They are 100% corporate shills.
2. Labour party / social democrats - Our second ruling party. Corrupt and pro immigrant. They cause 80% of all the scandals. They have no real agenda.

3. Xenophobe right. Wilders wants to ban the Islam and deport Muslims. He's winning in all the polls.
4. Christian center right. They are here for the interests of farmers. Saving refugees is fine too.

5. Left wing classic liberals. They want to abolish the Netherlands and turn it into the EU.
6. Socialist party - They want to tax the shit out of everyone. But they actually protect other freedoms, like privacy, better than other parties. They are also a bit nationalistic.
7. GreenLeft. They especially hate cars and roads. They love the EU.
8. Hardcore Christians. The oldest party in our country. Very polite people. They want to abolish our democracy, ban women from politics and let the bible run this country. Not even kidding.

9. Left wing Christians. They have no real agenda.
10. Party for animals. It's basically GreenPeace run by a religious vegan nutcase.
11. 55+. They want to increase the pensions for baby boomers. That's their entire agenda.

We also have a few splinter parties that are new.
Right wing liberals: want to introduce a flat tax.
Turkish spies: They unironically want to introduce a police that only focusses on combatting discrimination. Our secret service refuses to share intel with them because they are suspected to work for Erdogan.

>down to earth about economy
>t. partisan idiot or a cuckbertan
Hahaha. Yes Israel really needs all that foreign aid and fuck diversifying the economy.

one can hope but I'm not terribly optimistic

You can chose from:
* Merkel and her companions
* Controlled opposition
* Honecker's late revenge

Yes

there are like 100 of them wtf

also I once described the relevant ones in one thread, can't bother to do that again, this thread doesn't look too serious

you need to reread what i typed

immigrants, not refugees

diversification is a meme
git gud at one thing and sell that thing to other countries

t. i know nothing about economics

>it's a meme
>t. unemployed oilnigger

actually im a student and work part time as well
the only reason oil production is having issues is because libcucks wont let us build pipelines

>wilders is somehow able to form a government
>he ruins the country
>turkish spies party wins the next elections

P...plz

and you need to not be retarded and stop believing foreign tabloids about Icelandic affairs

we absolutely don't need immigrants as we're a resource based economy (fish, agriculture and electricity) and that means sharing the finite resources with more people

Wilders wants to deport them though. He says they aren't Dutch. And if they love Turkey and Erdogan so much they should just move there.

He literally said that lol.

>UK
1) it's cold and boring here too
2) we didn't take many rapefugees

It's always a cuckbertan shilling for oil. Then when prices plummet they cry for fed bucks while refusing to change anything.

kek
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>lets not use our natural resources for no reason
>muh nature
>muh animals

>conservatives
Sure thing Ezra "Israel First" Levant.

Calling any of our parties technocrats is insulting to technocrats.

Maybe if any of our politicians could prove they know how to run a computer without a team of advisers helping them then I might happen to develop an iota of respect for them.

canada LITERALLY has the best nature and animals in the world tho

and a pipeline ruins that how?

Cuckbertans are known fifth columnists.

Garbage and garbage and some meme parties that are also garbage.

just gonna talk about the 2 biggest parties

Nueva Mayoría: welfare socialists (current president, who has a 18% approval rate and is ruining the country, comes from this party)

Chile Vamos: Pinochet shills, yet the country grows only when they're under control

youll never expand with an attitude like that

first im from bc second explain why we shouldnt build oil and gas pipelines

socially they're about the same except for minor things
economically its supposed to be the party run by unions on one side who spend way more than is feasible and wants everyone to work in the government vs the slash funding to everything that doesn't boost the private sector party
at the moment its changing though and both sides are wanting to spend way more than we can afford so its coming down to stupid social issues like gay marriage that nobody should give two fucks about

Albertans no joke want to destroy Canada more than the FLQ. The less power they have in politics the better.

by disrupting the habitat of your native wildlife and destroying your beautiful scenery
fucking oilels am i right lads

>the Turkish party split from the labour party
>the party is called DENK which means THINK
>the logo of the party of Erdogan is pic related
really makes you think

it's an island m8 there is not much to go on
also the cousin app thingy was what I was referring to with the foreign tabloids, there is essentially zero truth to the story as it's commonly told

how large an area do you think a pipeline takes up?
the proposed plan was the build a second pipeline alongside an existing pipeline
it doesnt destroy shit

I was honestly going to post the exact same thing.

Isn't NDP in a schism right now though? Last I remember a bunch of factions sprouted up since the last election.

How much money would it make you?

Albertans went ballistic for a week because alternative energy initiatives were proposed for the future. Not even at the moment but going forward. You can't reason with them.

more than it cost?
thats all that matters
also oil is our largest export

You must not have been here in 2008. Otherwise you would see the sad irony in your descriptions.

alternative energy is fucking retarded
the future is electric over gas powered not because its better for the environment but because its more efficient and less costly there is no need to support this with government funding

It seems to me as though the party is realigning with Jack Layton's values once Muclair is out. Which regardless of how you feel about that makes more sense than being liberals-lite in terms of voting options.

Would your government need to subsidize it at any point?

Yeah try telling that to Albertans without them chomping out.

They have.

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>by disrupting the habitat of your native wildlife and destroying your beautiful scenery
yea coal burning trains and gasoline powered trucks are way better for transporting oil (by burning oil as they transport more oil!)
people like you make me wish for WWIII:europe again edition

Yeah diversification from a non-renewable resource is a meme, as well as giving the rights to all the other resources to china.

As far as I can recall, trudeau has always been pro pipeline based retard, and was glad to work with trump on getting it built.

>electric over gas powered
as long as that electricity isn't produced with petroleum mind you, but since we aren't a cucked nation we still have nuclear power plants. I recall harper supporting complete decarbonization by 2100 but cuckbertans will probably deny that too.

Can't you just cover the pipelines up with a little sand and grass that the animals can walk over?

Sounds pretty easy to me. A lot of important roads here have walkways for animals.

business idea: stop being so reliant on oil

Stop having a tempter trantrum you loser.

Commies, idiots, and more idiots.

Why do some people want to become a county of Norway? It's not that long since Iceland broke away from Denmark.

i dont mean the liberal party i mean vancouver hippies that have never left the city in their life
>nuclear power is bad
its the best for the environment and if we actually put money into developing it we could reduce the nuclear waste to zero
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorium-based_nuclear_power
also petroleum power plants are much more energy efficient than gas powered cars and therefore an electric car powered from a petroleum power plant is still more energy efficient and environmentally concious than a regular car

Which one is pena in?

We need to develop a new generation of reactors. We did so with the CANDU series so we have the experience but unfortunately albertans and prairiefags will try to sabotage the project out of spite.

yes

The idiots of course.

(PRI in case it was a serious question)

VVD: as long as it doesn't hurt rich people, it's fine by us.
PvdA: moar immigrants and welfare
CDA: we refuse to act according to our ideas, because we want to remain centrist
D66: it's the current year.
GroenLinks: we love the environment and peaceful refugees. Netherlands YES.
SP: Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics...
ChristenUnie: love and tolerance are the true foundation of christianity
PvdD: go vegan or go home
SGP: DEUS VULT!!!
VNL: We're basically libertarians, but refugees out.
FvD: last bastion of reason and common sense

you can, but keeping it above ground is better because you will notice a leak faster

plus ease of maintenance

it's a tiny minority that got like 100 votes
the party was started as a protest party against the perceived corruption and mismanagement here

reread my statement, I said we aren't a cucked nation where nuclear power is banned.

And we license CANDU reactors around the world, which is what we should be doing with all of our tech. Canada should be making competitive technologies that other nations use rather than importing german or american tech and losing the GDP race.

I forgot:
50Plus: more gibs for muh elderly

And:
PVV: Remove kebab.
(How the fuck could I forget Wilders)

>FvD: last bastion of reason and common sense
Eh, don't they want to introduce a direct democracy through internet voting?

my mistake

You also forgot the Turks from DENK.

I agree nuclear is our future. It's not that much of a partisan issue. Even greens love it for being emissions free, but the lunatic fringe of the Conservative party (guess where they come from) is so wholly opposed to it.

are you a fan of sterile hospitals? (gloves n sanitary containors)
are you a fan of sanitary food? (every piece of food you ate was packaged in a petrolium product, the only material that is clear and not made from oil is glass)
are you a fan of any object made of plastic?
do you drive a car, or use any metalic object that needs lubrication?
congradulations, you like oil

using oil for electrical power is dumb, I'll agree with you on that (nuclear ftw), but not using oil at all? thats pants on head retarded

greens are officialy against nuclear power

We can reduce our consumption while exploring alternatives though. I don't think that's some crazy suggestion.

Not really, the e-democracy thing mostly to support peoples involvement with democracy, for example by having petitions and a way to make it easier to organise stuff. It's not supposed to be direct democracy.

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>every piece of food you ate was packaged in a petrolium product
Here food goes from the field to the supermarket on the same day. If you eat fresh you don't have to use plastic products.

With drinks I guess you have to stick with beer.

Really? Most of the supporters I know have come around to it. Although what is happening in Japan might change that.

Former commies that splitted between commies and non-commies, and should soon split between neo-commies and non-commies

Traditionnal right wing that has been in charge for decades with a recent turn in favor of christian values. Also half of them should be in jail by now.

French Algeria nostalics who got a big lifting from their PR branch

Neo commie who belive he's Bernie Sanders

A random guy who claims he's "anti system" dezspite working for Rotschild banks and being in charge of the economy for 3 years. But he's young so people love him for some reasons

And a bunch of different commie flavors and some meme candidates

Oh yeah
DENK: ALLAHU AKBAR, ARMENIAN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED (but we're supposedly fighting for tolerance)
Artikel 1: racism is bad mmmkay

>be dutch
>get small foamy beer in tiny glass bottles
>one falls out of a pallet and breaks
>The Hague floods

PP. Right leaning party, deep inside they love Franco. Everyone hates them but hell, they did some stuff right. Corruption.
PSOE. """Left""" leaning, actual right leaning, slowly dying, corruption. They did ok during the 2000s and the golden years keeping denbts down.
Podemos. Left leaning, they went from full blown commies to moderate when they discovered they could steal votes from PSOE (which they are doing now).
Ciudadanos. PP 2.0

100% of all alternatives (except nuclear power) are a billion times worse for the environment in the long run. I always laugh at retards that buy electric cars thinking they're saving the environment while they're actually going to destroy it within 200 years if everyone adopts those pollution-personified battery powered monstrosities.

If I give money to the Turkish Spies Party will I get investigated? I want to see them do well.