Hey Sup Forums I want to try to smash Yolandi Visser after a concert or something. Who would you like to smash? How realistic am I being? Post your thoughts / comments below in the comments section.
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Chase Thomas
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Andrew Stewart
100% unrealistic
Imagine getting out of work
Then a person of dubious sexual attractiveness (what we think of you is irrelevant- she clearly has specific taste) tries to hit on you over the voices of hundreds of other mindless fans
right in front of your bandmate that you have a child with
and you just want to go back to your trailer
not fuck a random stranger halfway around the globe from home
You know what kind of man fucks a musician? A guy she met at the coffee shop who seemed nice. Not a guy in her band t-shirt.
Jason Morris
youre not being very realistic i think she is quite attractive tho
>Who would you like to smash?
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Josiah Allen
I don't know man I think she probably hooks up with guys after concerts. She seems pretty degenerate.
Gabriel Martinez
this lol
Austin Garcia
I don't know what it is about her, she's kinda ugly but I still want to smash her so bad
Jason Davis
Post a picture of yourself
Jack Wood
She's pretty normal
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Jeremiah Hughes
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Owen Gray
She seriously has the GOAT stomach
and she's had a fucking kid too
Samuel Evans
My face isn't especially attractive but I'm OK looking, probably like 6.5/10. Like I said though, I'm planning on getting /fit/ so this is a part of my 3-4 year stretch plan. Also I'm 6'6" so that helps I think.
Ryder Bailey
Planning haha
Good luck but you should get some more realistic goals, there are more attractive girls that are much easier to get
Robert Cruz
being 6'6 doesn't help anywhere outside a basketball court, you're a freak my mans
Wyatt Green
t. manlet
Sebastian Allen
this thread makes me really sad for some reason
Jackson Morgan
She is quite literally playing a character
Lincoln Wright
Do it user. You probably won't get her, but getting /fit/ and all will get you lots of hotter girls as consolation prize
Levi Perez
Well Put
Ayden Bennett
Ur a degenerate
Ayden Diaz
I think she is engaged with the other member of die antwoord
Camden Powell
>right in front of your bandmate that you have a child with
I don't think they care too much about that. I don't know the name of the clip, but there's a recent music video in which Yolandi makes out with a girl. I know the girl personally (she is from Paraguay, I'm from Buenos Aires and she's lived here) and she/is was Ninja's girlfriend at that time
Blake Hill
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Thomas Thompson
I met Yolandi when I was a freshman in highschool and from what I saw she acted like a very normal 'adult' when not on stage. What I'm saying is you probably have the same chance with her as a tired girl getting off the subway except with competition.