/heem/: Aesthetic Edition

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Brendan Schaub loves sucking big fat donkey dick

Just kidding, Schaub is God

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Daily reminder to not pick asians.

Bas Rutten Edition when?

Reposting combo of the year

schaub likes dirty donkey dick

YESS

nth for Cerrone's based slowmos

I appreciate Pena for being such a massive hobag, but at this point the only reason I'd like to see her get a title shot is so that her career is cut short due to brain damage.

honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.

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Free fights

Name fighters who have fought in at least 3 different weight classes.

Free Space: BJ Penn

The beast destroys CM Punk

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Artem Lobov

Diego Sanchez
Kenny Florian

Dan Henderson?

Kenny Florian

>the best fight these two have is over washed up hasbeens

really makes you think.

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Conor McGregor

machida

Dan Henderson
Randy Couture
Conor McGregor

Jessica Penne

the king yeh

Rumble

Lorenz Larkin, just not all in the UFC
Same with Hendo, Conor, Wilson Reis, Nick Diaz, and a lot of others

fuck frank mir got destroyed from the first second

>Everyone is a former heavyweight champ

The state of this division.

fast living business same could happen too with miocic in a few days.it is what it is

>le humble in victory and defeat man

Valerie Letourneau

Well it really is specific to that division, they are so big that anyone except Schaub can heem anyone.

Watch Anderson Silva kill an entire Amazonian tribe with his bare hands

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Jessica Rakoczy

>And then I started realising it ... they're going to get so many WWF fans to watch this ... That's the only reason you were signed!

Nick Diaz

>celebrating after knocking out the 10-year undefeated p4p #1 meme brazilian in 13 seconds means he's not humble in victory

>flipping off his opponents corner after winning
>being humble
pick one

maybe his corner is full of cunts that deserved it

Schaub is an obese MW desu.

Who train here? I twisted my knee doing jits last night. Knee still hurts a little. Should I Icepack it again?

fighters you hoped would be champion one day but they ended up fizzing away until they were cut from the UFC and now they're getting heemed by literal whos

>Paige has the most finishes in the SW division
Huh. Still somewhat impressive, even if they're all TUF rejects.

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Can't hurt. Don't go back into training, but keep the joint mobile by flexing it gently.

>Claudia has 0 (zero) UFC finishes

>do a bucket of steroids and can't submit anyone
Brazil, not even once.

13 million dollar face

that blunt tho

I didn't know if that was a cigar or blunt. I guess a cigar because it still has the sticker on it

>turn down an Aldo title fight because you don't think you're ready
>lose the rest of your fights and get cut
I didn't think he'd be champ, but I wasn't expecting such a career slide. Shame he didn't take that Aldo fight. He would've lost, but at least he could put *UFC title challenger on his resume.

No I am not going back just yet. Sucks tho, I just started the stand up class at my gym. Was getting into it.

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What if schaub was one of us? Just a slob like one of us.

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This kills the usada. Nate, Nick, SnoopDogg in one room.

At the age of 14, she started to work out secretly in a gym. One day Gadelha went to a MMA event in Natal where she saw a female fight. The experience raised her passion for the sport. At the same event she met Jair Lourenço, leader of the gym 'Kimura Nova União' in Natal, and he invited her to take a class at the academy. Shortly afterwards, by sheer coincidence, her father rented an apartment in the Kimura headquarters and with that her relationship with Nova União was cemented. Henceforth she dedicated her life to martial arts and never got involved in drugs again.
>never got involved in drugs again.

I will forever hate Rogan for taking Schaub out of the UFC way before his time was up.

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>i hate rogain for saving a mans life
ok

old as fuck bruh

>Pride was the golden age for MMA

Schaub was going to cut to 205 and clean house

It was created 10 years ago.

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Guys, Brendan Schaub literally LITERALLY named his kid Tiger. Just let that sink in for a moment before you decide if you want to keep worshiping him or not.

I've thought about it. I've decided that I want to support Schaub even more.

CONFIRMATION: Nate is mostly vegan, goes raw vegan during fight camps, sometimes eats eggs and fish outside of it

Nick IS vegan

Considering his son will be an alpha male it's a pretty great name

He's the son of a glass chinned donkey dick loving donk, he's a bonafide beta from birth

Big talk from behind a keyboard from another Cheeto fingered dork

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Espn live on whether or not Ronda's returning

Murilo Rua

Arlovski
Gustafsson
Latifi
Hein

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New up-to-date Punk sparring video. I really know nothing about striking technique or kickboxing drills - is this an improvement on how he looked in Evolution of Punk?

It doesn't matter. He's an unathletic 38 year old man fighting an early twenties 2-0 jitz fighter. He's not going to get concussed, but he is going to get choked out.

Upcoming events:

9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

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>Cody Garbrandt: Please pay attention to me
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>UFC on Fox 21 postfight facts
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>GSP glad Rory went to Bellator
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>UFC on Fox 21 pro reactions
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dat domestic violence chic

why does it have to be domestic you bigot jerk?

are you saying women can't be professional fighters just like men?

Thanks man.

Thanks, fellas!

>le ebin edgy sole eater

kek

No prob boys! Enjoy!

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Who is /heem/'s favourite fighter ?
Anyone who does not say shogun is a faggot.

>are you saying women can't be professional fighters just like men?

You're right, when I see women walking around looking beat to shit I should assume that they got bumped up in training.

the canadian snacks and hoes bro

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Listen dude, PVZ did not get "bumped up in training". She won a professional fight in a cage that was on national television, and she won. She's a warrior, she has the heart of a lion and you just immediately assume that the only way she could have gotten a black eye is from a man?

In a domestic dispute? How close minded are you, really?

Thanks man. Much better than the American sperg who treats us like babbys and spoon feeds us irrelevant news.

Good answer, user. But thats not Shogun so you are a faggot.

WHOA
When did Carla Esparza cut her hair short?

That's a joint