Is wagekino exists?

Is wagekino exists?

Good lord, someone actually took the time to make that.

I always wonder if it's satire or someone actually believe the crap they were shitting out.

And how are you gonna pay for rent and food ?

dole dolaroos

I kinda wonder the same thing sometimes, but then I see shit like that pic of the "fuck doll" of the Frozen chick, and I realize that whoever put that together didn't do it just to not fuck it.

>there are people who actually strive to live like Chris-chan

But what are the ice cubes for

I always love how the laptop is used instead of just printing out a picture of her head.

/r9k/ was a mistake

not as much of a mistake as /soc/

The person who made this probably hasn't learned an instrument, hasn't studied Nietzsche or Aristotle, doesn't have any friends, doesn't lift weights, doesn't know how to paint and doesn't have blonde hair, blue eyes and a strong jawline. lol

Let it go, user.

>paying for food

What? Why would you do that? Is that a city thing? I haven't paid for food in almost 12 years. I fish and forage. What I eat looks and taste better than anything I aver paid for.

>ice cubes
nice touch

>all these delusional wagecucks

I can already guess you're Americans.

to demonstrate how coldly she'd actually reject you 'cause she's a lesbian

It's weird how the most deranged people on Sup Forums took over a board based on original content

>Is wagekino exists
fuck back off to Sup Forums Mohamed you broken English faggot

tfw grandparents were rich
tfw by default it makes my parents rich
tfw by default it makes me rich
tfw permanent neet

The problem with NEETs is that someone else is working to support them. Very self-centered.

But if you are a neet would be that a problem for your parents?
Being a parasite doesn't sound good

That pic is satire based on similar less obvious ones.

t. post-ironic meme expert

are you me?

>selling yourself into wage slavery

will be collecting my bennies tomorrow, thank you for your service wage worker

maybe

>mfw dad is rich but I have 4 siblings

Just from the way you speak one can determine that you are a husk of a person leeching off another man's fortune. It's like you were destined to be degenerate from the minute you were born.

"My parents are rich" is internet speak for "my parents have a basement"

>his parents had more than 1 kid
lmao
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My retirement plan is to work till i have saved enough money to own 2 apartments. 1 to reside in and the other to rent out.

Getting closer everyday. Doing shit i hate till then.

>work as contractor
>pay my own way through life
>parents keep bugging me to go to college
>contract job ends
>looking for work
>parents keep bugging me saying i can't live my life this way
>give in and go to college
>now have degree and crushing debt
>dad gets sick and can't work anymore
>all their money goes to his nursing home
>working as a contractor again now with bonus crushing debt and supporting mom

Thanks mom and dad.

>wageslave

I sit on Sup Forums 90% of the day at work, same as at home. Only difference is I have to wear a uniform and I cant have a wank. Love my job.

>way you speak
i dont go outside though

>implying almost all my siblings arent from different mothers

So you're just forced to burn time on this mind-rotting incest pool of a website? Truly envious of your life, my friend.

Dunno, user. Getting gf and friends doesn't sound that bad

>his parents didnt stay together
lmao
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>his parents stayed together

How quaint and oldfashioned

it was a thing way back, you put an ice cube up your butt while masturbating to increase pleasure

That's retarded. Why an ice cube of all things?

>Being a parasite doesn't sound good
not an argument

nice simile though

Your fault for choosing a useless degree or not going ahead with the academic life

because you don't have to pull it out

Just a bachelor's.

parasites are often beneficial to the host their in, like improving their immune system
a parasite that kills the host kills themselves and prevents their genes from passing to the next generation

First of all, it's square. Secondly, the cold numbs all sensation. How is this good in any way?

try it, it's just a cube of solid water

No. I'm not retarded. Fuck off.

So neets are worse then parasites?

you're loss

the retirement plan includes me, dr neetcuck here, my 2d gfs, but only ONE OF YOU

What?