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Episode 9 Spoiler and News
>Episode 9 Spoiler and News
>Rickon is pelted with Arrows, dies in Jon's arms
>Vale Knights saves the day in the last second
>Jon beats Ramsay into a pulp
>Wun Wun lives
>Ramsay is spared by Sansa but then killed by Ghost or Hounds
>Jon becomes Kingindanorf

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>Why all the autistic links?
To keep OP the same and avoid thread wars

>what if im too lazy to fill all these up
Then dont make a fucking thread

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telegraph.co.uk/tv/2016/06/15/should-arya-have-died-of-her-injuries-on-game-of-thrones-medical/
izismile.com/2011/02/04/a_costume_for_a_dark_elf_14_pics.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Making the thread this early
For what purpose?

Azor Beric "Baeric" the Based

>no Preston in OP
neck yersel ya poof

it's not early, it's right on time

remember when thread had 10-20 posts a second and during new episode all Sup Forums turned into /got/? That was a good times

VALYRIAN

STEEL

ARMOR

Outta my way white walker fucking shits

nth for Lady Sandra

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>>Wun Wun lives
Doesn't happen senpai. He is shot in the eye by Ramsay

>good times

But user, those were shit times.

/got/ was comfiest in the pre-season

Stannis is rightful husbando, you must bend the knee

is this from x men apocalypse?

POST YFW

>When I did, dont bring me back again
>"but i didnt"

the actor didn't return to the show. don't know why.

More like Lady SLAG

Read it and weep, lads:

telegraph.co.uk/tv/2016/06/15/should-arya-have-died-of-her-injuries-on-game-of-thrones-medical/

>criticise latest Arya scenes
>"it's tits and dragons! of course it's unrealistic"

Why don't showfags understand the concept of internal consistency?

what the fuck was she doing

Confirmed false by Treude

The person who even gave that "spoiler" claimed to be an extra on set and would not have been aware of what's going on with CGI

I will user
to pick up his severed head :^)

*Bends the knee*

/Highgarden/ master plan in 2 weeks. Involves:
>Dorne
>Varys

>be working part time in HoBaW
>pay is pretty good, have weird rules though
>"we wear the same uniform everyday, the same face, to keep the new intern comfortable"
>fine fine, I didn't ask much question, we dont get much intern here anyways, so sure.
>theres like 24 of us taking shifts in a week
>intern is fucking snobby, never fucking listens
>we have another intern with seniority issues, fuck that totem pole bitch
>new intern causes lots of troubles, keeps fucking lying
>like wtf? why is she here anyway? I heard that she gave Ryan, another worker and a recovering alcholic, ale money to get in
>fucking nepotism
>she didnt fucking know 1 silver coin could purchase you 1 weeks worth of rounds
>Ryan never came back to work again
>intern got blind and I didn't saw her for another week
>anyways, be scrubbing dirt from faces one day listening to red jumpsuit apparatus
>turn around
>see new intern with a smirk in her face
>guides me to severe head of totem pole cunt
>wtf
>points a fucking sword at my heart
>jesus fucking christ I dont have time for this shit, I'm a trained assassin I could overpower this 5'2 bitch, holding a pointy but not sharp sword at my chest
>fuck it
>I just say
"Finally a girl has become no one, congratulations! you passed the test! one of us! one of us!"
>she fucks off
>I listen to guardian angel

post valyrian steel armour

Holy shit I said this after episode 7 and so many people were disagreeing

Showplebs BTFO

Barely Lethal

...

Where did he find enough daedra hearts?

is that some shitty skyrim cosplay?

stealthy assassin stuff

So many problems with that scene, to be quite honest user.

I thought daedric armour was made from the fancy black rock that is infused with the soul of a demon that's pretty significantly more radical than "le special steel xd"

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Sexiest got character

Arya is immortal.

She might think she has a name, but she has no name in the eyes of the faceless god, meaning she can't be killed.

You call that medieval armor?

>"hm there's a person in front of me who wants to punch me"
>"I know what I'll do, I'll throw extremely exaggerate punches that leave me open to retaliation for long periods of time!"
>"darn, my plan didn't work! I'll try sluggish kicks with no power at close range that endanger my balance!"

izismile.com/2011/02/04/a_costume_for_a_dark_elf_14_pics.html
Fuck knows

>54% say it's okay she didn't die because it's fantasy

Yeah, that sums it up nicely

Showtards WILL defend this

But this is a fantasy show xD

Are you going to complain about dragons and magic next? ;^)

Thats not ros and her nice tits

if u want to do it without cheating theirs a spot inthe mountains Dagons shrine I think that spawns 2 every few days

Stannisautist AMA

user you could be a Faceless Man

What would Stannis have done with Sansa if he won?

whoever did that should be shamed and fired

like shamed outside of this fucking persian sewing forum

>Valyrian Steel armor
>No helmet
>Not very much plate protection, nothing close to a full set.

>you will never torture Ros to death
sigh

UGH

It's not the picture

Made her pay the iron price.

He would protector her and find for her a good husband

It looks like an incredibly shit version of the Nightingale armour

ATM

Made her warden of the north and married her off to one of his men probably.

Agreed :^)

He needed a Stark so probably would have given her Winterfell.

Or if my CK2 games are any indication he'd burn her as soon he took King's Landing.

Why did they fuck her storyline up so badly? When does her story end in the books?

Ah there you are :)

When I see your smile.....
Tears roll down my face......

That bit about the play is the last book stuff we got.

Why haven't you killed yourself like your autist king?

What's your Stannis strategy in the CK2 Feast for Crows scenario?

Its Stannisfag not Stannisautist newfag

>None of us (Waif excepted) want to see Arya killed off.
I really liked Arya and her role in the show was pretty good, with the adaptation to being Tywin's servant being understandable since you can't cram in as many characters if you want people to remember them. Then the part with Sandor was pretty good too.

But then she got to fucking Braavos, and I swear to god she has done nothing since. Her character doesn't change in the slightest and all she learns is trivial bullshit she'll never be able to use.
With Sandor, Syrio and when she was on her own she at least struggled to learn how to get by and was disciplined to fight. The Faceless Men did none of this except for honing her natural talent for fighting with a blunt weapon while blind. Fucking hooray.

Honestly I just hope she's dead even though I know she isn't.

>tfw you want to Stannispost in /got/ but you have no motivation to do it

Is that the dnd submod you were playing?

There's some foreshadowing line in the book about her dying in winter with needle in her hand.

But she's the favourite character of George's wife and she said she'd leave him if Arya dies - knowing what a cuck George is that guarantees her survival.

...

lul

>The show this season
>Character development whats that?
>Have some useless le witty dwarf filler scenes and cock jokes and quips
>Lets ruin the lore of the series
>Le ebin shock value deaths
>Characters just brought back to die

is that her rape face?
>tfw you'll never see her rape face live

GRRM is rolling in his grave

What the fuck is the plot with these two do the writers actually think anyone actually gives a shit about them? Pointless characters taking up screentime

wow her character is worthless in that too?

I think we were down to only one cock joke last episode

I like Grey Worm and Missandei a cute

>Correct. Student of history, Arya?
what did he mean by this?

>normies will forget how bad this episode was when they see le epic battle in the next episode

JUST

"kitchen

Post an image that will trigger /got/
Pic unrelated

its for the facebook normies that post pictures with words over them

lol i make joke hahaha wormman is so funneeeeee

I wish to god she'd rub her bare soles on my face

>old woman you've never seen before get close

actually arya DID see that old lady before : Her face was in the hall of faces thingy and Arya stared at it for a while.

This is why I just couldn't get my mind off the fact that it was all an elaborate ruse or some shit, I thought woah, this is finally some decent writing that links different scenes together!

But no, it's just shit as usual.

...

They're black. Don't you criticise them.

Now it is over. Best thing to happen is that her part stops for the next view episodes and starts with her arrival in westeros. Her wolf ist still alive and she is still a stark.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking normies reeeee

Post the photoshopped version

contractual obligations for a certain amount of episode appearances throughout a season

So D&D/Cogman literally have to write scenes for them to fulfil that, even if it doesn't further anything

Imagine an open world single-player sandbox game set in the entire continent of Essos.

You could start as a slave or a street urchin in some Free City or Slaver's Bay and start an adventure by joining a sellsword company and exploring these exotic and violent cultures.

You could fight in wars, explore the Summer and Jade Seas, ride with the Dothraki, join factions, explore the far eastern lands of Yi Ti and the Shadowlands, make a fortune, hire Unsullied, buy slaves or free them, meet warlocks, learn about blood magic, all of it.

Endless possibilities. It would be the perfect setting for a CD Projekt Red or Bethesda-tier game.

not to mention cuter

Are there any based, non normiefag podcasts that does GoT reviews? No I don't mean fags like preston or alt x shift or any other bookfags.

guess it explains S6 tyrion.

Why Essos when you could have Westeros

That's basically mount and blade though

>essos
>not Westeros + free cities

Essos is more interesting tbqh, we don't know much about the far east, there's more potential there than in Westeros