Sometimes I wish I lived in the United States of Freedome :(

Sometimes I wish I lived in the United States of Freedome :(

everyone gets a similar feeling at one point

imagine a big friday night game with your cheerleader girlfriend rooting you on, all the students chanting your name under the lights

after the game (which you won, of course), you go to a party full of 16 yr old girls desperately wanting to suck your cock.

We do m8

whats that feel like?

>Can't own firearms without permits and have to participate in competitive shooting events, a minimum quota per year
>Hate speech laws that limit free speech
>somehow they're more "free"

:( n-no bully

>can't gamble

Hong Kong, free? When one of their bookstores was shut down due to dissent? I don't think so.

>willingly throwing your money away

are american girls actually that slutty?

here in my state the average age a girl loses her virginity is around 21

high school chicks like to suck dick, they're not all taking it in the pussy.

yes

There are groups of them in every high school that go through hundreds of chads in high school.

>here in my state the average age a girl loses her virginity is around 21

i dont believe that

but anyway yes they are for the most part

most girls lose virginity in the 15-17 range

I lived in the states for a while

Where I lived had little to no americans too so it was all the goods without the bads

no you didnt

where da fuck do you live?

Yes, my chum. You could probably get some, too.

anal?

no fucking way


girls here are a bit prude cause of muh catholicism

It smells like freshly cut grass on a late summer's eve.

Probably a "white" part

Sonora


im a little bit afraid about casual sex

>tfw you will never grow up in a catholic village in mexico with beautiful chaste senoritas in school uniforms

That's what they say to you.

>freedom is the ability to buy a gun

why don't you go buy a gun and kys lad

Woah, Pena Nieto, you're stretching the truth there.

>A bit prude

>Sonora
RIP

>girls here are a bit prude cause of muh catholicism
Is that the excuse they've been giving for why they won't fuck you? It's nice of them to spare your feelings like that.

what happened to her

>Singapore
>get thrown in jail for 15 years for smoking a joint
>free

well, maybe their government doesn't permanently record all of its citizens phone calls, texts, emails, and the location of almost every vehicle in the country.

That's the USA. Google that shit if you don't believe it.

Degenerates willingly threw away their freedom when they chained themselves to drugs

going to have to say that in my experience Canadians are quite a bit less slutty then Americans.

lmao, 95% of beaneritas over the age of 15 have 3 kids

>rooting

>You could probably get some, too.
Uh...many people want to (((avoid))) slutty girls, not "get" them.

?

kek is peaceful over here

nope dont care about that honestly love my gf

By the time I was 20, I lost count of the pussy

mfw

jajajajaja you are right, in the average i calculated i didnt include half the population of mexico that lives on a minimum wage. they dont count.

northen man master race i see, is the same where i live, at least for middle class and up circles...plebs on the other hand...

we can gamble though, there's video poker casinos at every liquor store where I live. In fact usually it'll be a gas station, casino, liquor store, and smoke shop combined into the same convenience store.

Lotteries are also gambling, state sanctioned gambling. There are also live poker nights at bars, again, gambling. Horse races like the kentucky derby and grayhound races are also bet on legally. There are full blown casinos with slots and roulette and live blackjack in Atlantic City, Las Vegas, and every Indian Reservation, and we can even gamble online.

Gambling laws are weird, I mean there's no shortage of it anywhere in the US it's just certain forms of it are banned here and there by local laws. Prostitution, Recreational Marijuana, those are legal... in certain localities.

Have fun living in a white trash nightmare flyover state

its an index of economic freedom

girls were already sucking dick in middle school when I was growing up.

fucking hell, that would be such a problem with me
im fucked up in the head, but the thought of my girl future mother of my children, kissing them with a mouth that sucked someones else dick...sickens me.

idk if its misogynist or im just insecure

>Nevada, New Jersey, Washington, Colorado
>flyover states

> here in my state the average age a girl loses her virginity and survives is around 21

Ftfy

One girl in my graduating class got pregnant in the 6th grade, a couple more in 7th grade, and in 8th grade there was a group of 4-5 niggers who got knocked up and could be seen waddling around the school in a group all the time.

I don't remember any white girls getting pregnant until high school though.

you're definitely insecure, but only misogynistic if you don't think that you are also obligated to save yourself for your soulmate.

regardless, your views on sex probably lead to a much worse quality of life than mine do

yeah...i see myself as a non rich mexican version of the protag of La Chute.

the relationship i have with my gf is amazing, but if i break up with her...me having 26...doubt i could find another virgin..not around my age that looks good.

so ill die alone.

kek I was about to write the same thing. I went to school in a real ghetto area with shit ton of Mexicans, blacks and southeast Asians. There was a Mexican chick that got knocked up in the 6th grade. The sluttiest girls were the dirt poor Mexican ones and ghetto blacks. I remember a scene in high school were these gangbangers were guarding a public restroom while some black chick sucked off a line of like 10 dudes. Thank god I moved out of that area.

lol good luck, dude. try not to let your ideals get in too far in the way of your happiness. refusing to change your mind because it is the way you have always thought is falling for the sunk cost fallacy. when circumstances change, so can your perspective

hang yourself pseudo intellectual garbage. every real man wants his wife to be a virgin. that guy is a normal human being so please stop trying to degenerate him.

I don't know a single person outside of the people on this website who has that expectation.

because everyone you talk to are 20 year old college faggots.

I fucked my cousin, it was great

cousin sex is the best

uh huh

To be fair, our government does it to all of their citizens too.

ill try, dont wanna be a slave of it, but i read a stupid fucking myth when i was young, which some friends of mine told me was truth about how a girl always share some kind of bond with the guy that takes their virginity...im fucked. will try to change, thanks for the advice

Whats the purpose of them lifting their legs like that? Theyre literally flashing their pussy at ius
>not asking for it

if they still cared about that person, then they would still be with that person

Considering they have undergarments on, no, they are not literally flashing their pussy at anyone you mouthbreathing mongoloid retard.

I know 5 girls who absolutely love their husbands and none of them took their virginity

one of them is actually my ex and I was her first; I am and always be important for her but she loves his partner

Why can't we have threads like this on/int/? This is a great fucking thread

Are you the same guy from Sonora?

Tha's fucking bullshit what you say about the girls losing their virginity around 21, most of them are 16-18, idk where you live or where do you go, but you need to go outside and meet more people.

t. Pozz cuck

I always wanted to fuck my cousin. Is second cousin fucking ok?

fuck no. I've been there, looks like russia with more pick-up trucks, billboards and niggers.

one of my friends went to the US on an exchange program when she was 17 and she came back scandalised by how slutty american girls are

i regret to inform the girl on the right that she has tapeworms and those rice like things around her anus area are their eggs

This is not true at all.

>I know 5 girls who absolutely love their husbands and none of them took their virginity

that sounds so fucking depressing


how on earth could anyone ever really love, care and feel empathy towards a partner that has had other men's dick and sperm inside of them? anyone who says they're fine with this are basically just shrugging and saying "well what can i do"

Middle class girls are the perfect girls for gf material.
Not slutty and usually have fun hobbies. Upper class tend to be slutty and poor people are gross as fuck.

Obsessed With America: The Thread

lol why do you care? Your statement is just so pants-on-head retarded, fuck your faggot virginal worldview

do you plan on being a virgin, too whenever you trick whatever donkey creature you have available in your mine-ridden shithole of a nation into marrying you?

virgins can't sex good.

Sup Forums is unironically one of the worst boards on Sup Forums, though it used to be alright. Sup Forums, even in its current diminished/punished form, is still one of the best.

My guess would be that the over-reliance on language-specific generals has killed any kind of originality and quality in the board's average thread

>Singapore
>Free

My sides, lad.

>can't gamble
>can't drink alcohol under 21
>can't have sex under 18 of with girls under 18 with rigorous application of this retarded law even when the situation is clearly not what the law is made for (fe I'm a 20 yo college student, I fuck a 17 year old from my town who definitely can give consent, has been sexually active already and generally decide for her self) I would get assblasted for that in the US
>restrictions on abortion at the state level
> I pay $600 a year for a university education. No loans, no debt, I can fuck up a year if I want too
Yes, yes, America is so much more free than Western Europe! Recite that pledge of allegiance! Stand up for your flag and yell that star-spangled banner, muh freedom, muh "men and women died for this country", muh "I am proud to be an American" which are totally not soft-core beliefs instilled since youth by a nationalistic government like the ones in "non-free" countries like arab shitholes you so loathe. In europe we don't give a flying fuck about someone disrespecting our national symbols or our military or our country. Yes amerifats, so free because you can shoot each other's fucking head off over trivial matters.

redneck hdz tovar detected

also
>prostitution illegal
>birth control is a hot topic in certain parts of the country (kek)
>they actually assblast your for drugs and don't just go after the dealers (a cop letting you go when he notices drugs is the norm here, got told to put joints away while smoking on a playground late at night, have had cops tell me to go home when I was clearly tripping on LSD)
>police can shoot you without having to justify it properly (in my country every officer that shoots someone is subjected to a rigourous examination by the controlling instances, even when it was clearly justified
It just baffles me kek. So free. So very free in the US.

Kek

you are just like everyone else that doesn't understand how a federation of states work.

and yet you still think there's a reason to participate in this discussion.

kek, why you so mad tho?

>Two-thirds of American college students graduate with college debt.

state of terminal depression isn't an actual place user

only 12k left to go!!!!

u fuckin mad europoor im almost debtfree hahha fuck you

Almost debt free. Lol.

>mexican sex education

fucking hell Jesus, you are delusional.

>can't gamble

see There is legal gambling in the US it's a patchwork of local laws not a federal law against it.

>sex under 18 with girls under 18

That's dependent on locality but most states do not press charges of statutory rape if both parties were minors and within 2 years of age of each other.

If you're both 14 years old and have sex and parents find out.. and they try to press charges of statutory rape, the judge will throw the case out, unless there was evidence of force or drugs or alcohol involved.

>Prostitution illegal

There's actually no federal law against it, it's all local laws that are against it so in some parts of nevada, prostitution is fully legal, and there are brothels.

>>Prostitution illegal
>There's actually no federal law against it, it's all local laws that are against it so in some parts of nevada, prostitution is fully legal, and there are brothels.

In Nevada - only allowed in a handful of counties and in a small number of brothels in those counties.

And then you spend the rest of your life as a depressed alcoholic because nobody gives a shit about what you did in high school or how cool you were.

>it's another Sup Forums thread edition

again, there's no federal law against it.

A locality can (an in those counties in Nevada, did) make it legal. It's actually easier than say, legalizing Marijuana which there is a federal law against.

In fact most criminal laws in the US are state by state and locality by locality rather than federal law.

Like, Alcohol, there's no federal law against it, but check your county, there are what they call "dry" counties especially in the south where sale of alcohol is prohibited.

good post

Sorry Jeb, that winning touchdown ur senior year aint paying the bills or buying pampers for our little bastard child!

But baby! I was great!

You graduated high school yesterday, you aint great no moar

>tfw girls at my highschool were prude as fuck and only interested in real long-term relationships
>tfw wasted my best years on my ex-gf from high school

Now I'm 23 (turning 24 in October) and haven't had sex in like 7 fucking months

Americans, you don't know how good you have it with your slut culture over there.

>get 3 years in jail and buttraped by lifer bogan for posting Lolli pics on facebook

So free. RIP Dale Angerer