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Tecak best russian man

Big empire, it was alright

Hello tea lover, how are you doing?

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Better engineering than Germans in many ways
Cool culture
Doesn't treat minorities as poorly as the Anglosphere does
Is a big buffer between Europe and China
Pretty, funny, and friendly women
Durable people
Good folk music
Some good modern music
Cool language
Can make white people feel tough when they don't feel like they are
From my personal experience they're a lot friendlier than ukranians

They sent lots of doctors to Israel

Hmmm, that's strange because Jewish doctors and dentists are considered to be the best in Russian

like 50% of our doctors are jewish doctors from Russia, 40% arabs and 10% israeli

How do I look to Russian?

you don't look russian

t. russian with russian-telling ability

Good music

youtube.com/watch?v=7J__ZdvsZaE

There's a lot of them fertilizing our bordersoil.

First in space and the national anthem sounds really nice. Also has the most beautiful women in the world imo

lenin was a top lad

>Russians are awesome. "What a beautiful song. Let's name a rocket launcher after the girl."

desu I'm not slavic but I found you can detect russians pretty easily

they either have extremely angular, almost triangular (from the chin) faces, which is usually coupled with being very pale, or they have rounder faces.

you look a bit tan and Mediterranean imho but considering how many people russia has incorporated, you probably could fit

how do I get Russian bf?

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really good lifting music
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Managing to BTFO the US election and getting away with it is no easy feat.

I love my country, but will admit we are sort of easy to btfo. It's when we get ass mad and start blindly swinging our 2000000 ton obese aircraft carrier arms around with a clear enemy is when we're actually dangerous

>Better engineering than Germans in many ways
name one (1) that isn't rocketry related.
i'm waiting.

Not the burger you are replying to

But tanks certainly. T-34...

alright if you're a tank autist I'll admit I don't know that much.
from what I've gathered, a lot of the big, fearsome german tanks were over-engineered and prone to breakdown, requiring constant maintenance. I also gathered the soviet tanks were garbage in the first half of the war, but in the later half were greatly improved and much harder to defeat.

also, they did perfect the stg 44, so I guess that's german, but it's also russian?

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she sexy yes

you look like kinda me, kek, I'm of ukranian/russian admixture.

This song was fucking awful

Way to make Rossiya look bad you fucking leaf

i prefer french qts
youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8

Aha I speak French and these lyrics are only a tad bit sexual

She loves to talk about dick huh

HER PURITY IS RUINED FOREVER FOR ME :'(

I really want to look up the translation though.

Matryoshka doll is very cute :3

The weapons.

What do you want to know, specifically?

I can translate the chorus for you

"I want to see you / in a pornographic film / your penis in action / uncircumsized or circumsized (potatoe or french fries literally) / to know quite well / your anatomy on your cousin Teki (?) / and your particular fetishes

Thanks

I thought the song was about dancing

Lord Jesus above please forgive me

cute fake lesbians

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Hello, Ivan. When are you going back to Russia to see your family?

do russian traditionalists get as ass-mad at lesbians as they do gay men? traditionally people haven't given much of a fuck about lesbians because they turn people on. even in 19th century europe it was seen as acceptable in some upper class societies

not slavic, but I do like slavs a lot. I'm a bit of a russ-boo. I read dostoyevsky and wear peacoats so pls no bully. I think it's all because I am enchanted by all the slavic-american women in my area

I'm actually predominately Spanish, do I look it?

Yeah, well, sorry to bust your dream of the French virgin Yelle.

I've never heard of her before you linked this video but I dig the music. You would probably like this

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destructive mongoloids

thanks for the recommend, I like it. I dig a lot of french music even though I don't know what it is saying
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get lost of here jelly mongol. don't like the fact nobody would admire your shitty autistic snownigger culture and people?

slavs are a linguistic group

ethno-linguistic. you must be won't like it but you are very close geneticaly to russians and ukies.

>-stan

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Interesting, the second video you linked "coeur de pirate" is actually Canadian. The accent is quite strong lol

Why do you like French songs without understanding the language? I barely know any other Americans that could name a single French song. Good tastes user

>Dear Poland, I write to you but you still ain't responding

Warsaw pact amicability, everyone

Russian traditionalists get ass-mad at everything, because they're mad at life
I'm (genetically) Russian and most of the time Diaspora Russians have a way higher meaning of Russia than actual citizens there

Maybe try proper grammar and english before trying sub-par banter.

Eбaнaя cтpaнa, eбaнaя нaция c eбaным мeнтaлитeтoм

true patriot

>defeat Germany 70 years ago
>has to live in Germany because his country is too poor and corrupt

What was your grandfather thinking? Nazi Germany was going to make Russia a superpower.

I listen to a lot of music in different languages, but like French in particular because it has this elegance to it you don't quite have in english.

I would move to quebec if I could, but I am pretty terrible at learning languages. viva la france

my -stan doesn't change the fact you are weak, cucked, useless version of russians.

I don't think savages who live in yurt tents are capable of such banter, my eastern Swedish friend

t. Oligarch that went overseas

I like self hating Russians, strange considering I hate self hating non-easteuros.

Thank you for saving Europe from fascism.

nah I'm an amerifat that claps when the plane lands though-and-through, but I appreciate you think I'm foreign :^))

Indeed.

shut up fag

maybe try not to be useless autistic mongol before make the posts full of envy. go play your autistic childish spudro memes, pekka.

Communism is the best ideology ever made

You killed lots of Finns

It's so salty. Please, i don''t need all of this for my dinner.

The germans would have shot, starved, or worked his grandfather to death if they accomplished what they wanted.

Back to the fields, Bekzat

How do you even have internet, you horse fucker? :-)

Nigger my grandfather dindu nuffin

>be grand-grandfather
>100% German living with Russian wife
>somewhere in Russia
>war starts
>Stalin deports family to North
>works in the mines
>war ends

That's also how I got to Germany, 25% German. Know only one relative who got killed in the war.

Kazakhstan isn't that poor

It's Tajikistan and Turkmenistan that are super rare

Ha we finished that job with quite a few German prisoners in Siberia

They killed more though((

nice consolation you did for this butthurted envious mongol

also:
>you called him swedish therefore non finnish
best compliment he ever heared

KONINGSBERG IS GERMAN

DELETE KALINGRADD AND RESTORE PRUSSIA

true, but you got more land than you initially wanted so it balances out

as a percentage of population, Winter War losses were about the same

He's right, you asslicker

"Finland is mongol clay" said the mongol man

Fuck off Belgian cuckboy
What, you are posting from Bruxelles? Cool proxy, jean-jacques

what are you all even arguing about

"they" initially wanted to conquer Finland in 2 weeks but still after 2 exhausting wars and countless resources poured into the front they couldn't pierce the lasting defensive lines.

Also, don't try to pull with this "they only wanted karelia, lol"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Democratic_Republic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov–Ribbentrop_Pact


Try little harder Charlie Ivanovitch

Why are you still awake? You've got a hard day tomorrow, wagie

Shitposting takes a lot of work

Memes aside though, where are you posting from (assuming you arent just a proxy fag)

Was I right by assuming Bruxelles

i hear they're white
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Don't you understand english? Its your language you know

you could've joined the ussr as an equal partner and Finland and Karelia would've been united as a soviet republic

you chose....poorly

From Russia's capital))))

>English is America's language now

Thank you, Yuri Ivanovich ))))

I bet he's butthurt belt diaspora.

эpypoпэeц дoхyя?

How they make everyone scared of them while everyone simotanously looks up to them, plus everything in their language just sounds funny, they also kick ass at cs:go

>they also kick ass at cs:go
I thought they were known for wallhacks and mousehacks

ROSSIYA TRUE COUNTRY OF ZORB

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Oh you're that commie.

No i'd definitely died for my cunts sovereignty opposed to 60 years of Soviet dictatorship, gulags and poor economical development. Truly

>>>>>>>>>>>>/leftypol/

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>>you chose....poorly
>wanting to be ordered around by a churka manlet named Gigiocuckashvilishpilivili
>losing your independence
>allowing the Russians to complete their Russification
top kekuru, the Finns did fine, now go back to to your containment board.

Good pronunciation

>You will never be fluent in Russian.

I can't even pronounce "Hello".