Real footy edition
/brit/
why do cuba and puerto rico have the same flag?
the mexican is a chicano who returned to mexico
why do aussies and kiwis have the same flag?
why do australia and new zealand have the same flag?
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make it till you make it, remember these wise words
new zealand is a state of australia
how do i get my tortillas to stop breaking when i roll them?
stayed up to get some work done thinking i would be in bed by 2
shooting hemorrhoid foam up my ass. fuck my life
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the digimon hahahaha
What's the best way to marinate carne asada?
ask the digimon he wants to be part of /brit/
Say what you like about him, at least when he's setting up his false flag to take control of the judiciary, he does it shamelessly.
Cuba is PR bizarro version
Cuba >>>>>>> where the digimon lives
thought i was in /cum/ but no there are just a shitload of yanks and mexicunts in this thread
How did you lads do at the ruggers today?
aussie rorke
would make a bad undercover agent
I'm gonna have to leave this thread to save it from all the mexican spam. He keeps following me around smelling my arse every thread I pot in
Let's do some OC lads
that's what the digimon wants to believe...............
Shut up butt sniffer
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watching that movie right now actually, closing this thread as i post this to avoid spoilers.
17 days...
for what?
Nonwhites are the real racists
>poo >england gaytriots won
not believing this completely scripted manufactured plastic boring shite for a SECOND
i think i like this gimmick
the flashbacks are actually the future
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Her kid dies
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The absolute fucking state of the world
Just soak in these numbers and try to type out: "we are not being brainwashed"
Never even heard of the 2nd and 3rd song tbqf
rorkes utterly btfo last night
can't corrupt what's already frazzled
Not going to work tomorrow lads.
Snowy and I've had a migraine all weekend.
>watched the first half
>go to bed thinking it's over ogre
>Watch the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Did everyone enjoy the superb owl?
overall no
the comeback was pretty spectacular but the sport itself is flawed
kid has cancer
the aliens need help from humans in the future because one is dying so they go to them in the past to tell them how to speak the language which actually is the language of time and teaches you how to see through time as you learn it
i though patriots were the rorkes
this is basically trump and brexit again
trump's team won
MEESA GAY
not really. patriots were the favourites. trump was the underdog.
clinton won the superb owl
who gives a shit about the actual game
>British culture
>Yankball
Ah, yes.
Quite.
Pretty sure he means the team Trump was rooting for.
Not sure if he was, but I think it was Tom Brady on the patriots who was an outspoken Trump supporter.
Ah no a fucking leaf
lady gaga didn't even have a message for rorkes so how can you say rasheed won
Why don't you guys frott ? :3
>no /epl/
>no /rug/
>only handegg gloating
Grim
>lady gaga didn't even have a message for rorkes
yes she did:
>Lady Gaga Opens Super Bowl LI Halftime Show With Tribute to America
reminder that rorkes HATE america and everything it stands for
It's depressing
I was having a nice convo about 6N tipping and 10 minutes later the thread was gone.
too much sitting around has ruined my body lads
can't be fucked to get in shape though
then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...I like you
loser ahahahahahaha
>liking a girl who doesn't like you back
can't imagine being this much of a runt
not a loser, a maverick
i can't tell if you're being ironic or not because of your flag
Queenie is starting to look like a bit of a porker lads
>not a loser, a maverick
Some poles just showed up at my bus stop both with cans of lager in their hands
Very impressive
i may not play by the rules but, by christ i get results
how fucked?
Woke up on my couch at 3am and checked on the superbowl. It was tied and I think just starting the final quarter
Was it eciting?
not at all....
I meant your body pal, how fucked is it?
stop baiting 'doras you pathetic specimen
sometimes I like to pretend to be a virgin here for baiting purposes
virgin posting is always a good laugh
There are unironic virgins here? ppffff BAHAHAHA
a fair amount, it's extremely runty
not fat or anything but I have very little muscle. could probably be knocked over by a light breeze.
-_-
thicc desu senpai
open world games are shit
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Geordie accent > Scottish accent > Irish accent > Welsh Accent > West County accent > London accent > Yorkshire accent >> Dutch accent >>> East Anglia accent
Could be worse, if you were fat you'd be properly fucked. I went for a walk a year or two ago on some hill and the wind was so strong i couldn't stand up, bit stiff.
OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO
BIT OF A JOKER AREN'T YOU
Scottish > Irish > Yorkshire > shite
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Scouse>Geordie>Scottish
great game
What's wrong with being a virgin?
One of my professors is a Geordie and he has the most soothing voice I've ever heard. But he spent a decade at Oxford so it might be slightly irregular for the region.
I guess
kind of think of fat people as inhabiting a different dimension though haha, like I'd never shag a fatty the same way as I'd never shag a cupboard or an oven
Nothing wrong with it at all, there's something wrong with virginposting though.
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>tfw have the virgin post
>there's something wrong with _unironic_ virginposting though.
fix'd
ironic virgin posting is a valuable element in the make up of /brit/
He is a Turk, Circassian, Jew and most importantly a Yank.
Feel as if that was implied pal, good on you though.
And he's the head of MI5, MI6 and all of our Embassies
RIP UK
ah fair shout then. bit slow in the head, so I am.
Ah yes the "Irish accent", the "Scottish accent".