An American rapes a 2500 year old mummy

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What the fuck America

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usually their making 2.5 year olds mummies

hello abdul, but america is a continent. so you call call him usaian or usaish.

wow singapore, im proud of you

>be ancient Egyptian noble
>spend shitloads on a fancy tomb to be buried in with lots of care taken to mummify your corpse
>get stolen and raped by foreginers

>rape
as opposed to a consensual sex with a mummy?

i know, MILFS always consent

>he doesn't perform necromancy through sacrifices to Anubis to get consent from the dead before putting his dick in shriveled up 1000+ years old corpses
leafs, everibody...

That hurt. They should take advantage of this accident and try to get them back

>American probably gave himself some ancient curse

Justice will run its course lads.

>burger with mummy issues

>Amerilard misinterprets the meaning of "MILF"

>americans literally raping culture

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lol no, we care too much.

How about 2500 years old mommy???

>The mummy was slightly damaged during Mr. Monroe’s sexual assaults, particularly in the groin area, but is still in rather good condition.
>The corpse is believed to have belonged to a man of the upper class, who died around 500 BC.
>>>man

Amerifags

pranked

Is this another "satirical" news site?

imagine being that individual and knowing that would be your body's fate one day throughout thousands of years

wow

makges you think

id be dead what do i care

Still would rather have them home even if in a poorer condition.
no
I'm sure it crossed his mind since it was kinda a thing in ancient Egypt too

I read the "about us".
It has to be satire. Or else ex mossad and their award winning journalists need to find better shit to make up

Yeah apparently it is fake. An old one too

what a faggot