Liar

>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>/asp/

Holy shit please tell me this is a pasta did >YOU really sit down and write all of that out?

>/autistgeneral/

No one cares about CM Cuck or your opinions.

Why the fuck is UFC even on this board? Fuck off faggots.

XXtreme postXX

Autism: The post.

Cult of Personality is a damn cool song.

>Booze-dodger

What did phillip mean by this?

>canadian "threads"

Can this become Sup Forums Certified pasta? Is it already?

>waaah theres a sport being discussed

Your father is a failure at raising you

/asp/ made it

You need to come back with me to our contaiment board now.

I don't like Punk much either, but your obsession with him is concerning

LOOK IN MY EYES

DELETE THIS

>Future UFC champ

You have to go back

JUST

LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE?