Official Mets vs. Marlins Gamethread

Loogie edition

We /assdribble/ now

And here I thought we were already fucked

Ass dribble

Tyb crying man

>Walker's back dead

So Wright killed Walker and skinned him?

Reyes has been great this year

Haha ass dribble again

>still my >risp gently weeps

Kids BTFO

Nice reach

this julio lugo guy is pretty good

What is it about the mets uniform that causes some people to so massively underperform?

Its the meme green sleeves

>unforgivable

That video came out over 10 years ago

Yeah but those are relatively recent and the mets problems with people going to shit when they join or taking off when they leave have been going on for awhile

God damn it you fat fuck rivera lose some weight god damn it I hate fat people

...

THE GRANDYMAN CAN

>The Circle Of Life playing in the PA system

What in the actual fuck??

>intentionally walking Jay Bruce

Only way he gets on base lately

fire tim teufel

>tfw no fundies baserunning

Timmy just forgot that assdribble is half crippled desu

I am a little slow on my mlb news but since when did jose reyes get picked up the mets again? also is he actually still pretty good even after all the injuries

He got cut by the Rockies for BTFO his wife. Mets signed him a few months ago on a minor league contract. Everyone knew he would be a starts. Mets plagued by injuries back then. Its rejuvinated him. Batting over .300 now. Very productive. He is probably the best base stealing threat the Mets have right now, pretty sad tbqh. But I don't think anyone expected him to be this good.

GRANDYMAN

>absolute madman

Where the fuck has this Grandy been all year?

Bench Cabrera desu. Don't risk an injury up 5 runs with 2 innings left.

I finally have time to shitpost.
Ayyyyy mets

Must suck trying to watch live games

8am to watch games, but I go to the gym at that time so it sucks.

gg mets, enjoy a 3 year window of disappointment and false hope

thanks you too

Why is Henderson still on this team?

IT NEVER ENDS

>hendershit

oh are we still in this? i thought my fish were fried

can they do it?

Fuck off

>Turns into a save for Familia

Lel

We gettin that wildcard lads

>are we still in this?
lol nope

nah we're gonna get it. most of your core guys are still ded