NFL general. Footb/a/ll edition

KC:Report: Charles not Chiefs feature back yet
MIN:Bridgewater suffers torn ACL, dislocated knee
FA:Packers release longtime punter Tim Masthay
MIA:Gase calls out Parker for nagging injuries
TB:J.R. Sweezy officially stashed on PUP list
NE:Pats try to buy time with Vollmer on PUP list
WAS:Redskins send rookie RB Keith Marshall to IR
PIT:Steelers hide Ladarius away on reserve/PUP
ARZ:John Brown cleared from concussion issues
FA:Vikings release longtime C John Sullivan
SF:Torn hamstring sends Bruce Ellington to IR
MIA:Gase: Rookie WR Carroo 'has a ways to go'

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kys

footb/a/ll you say?

Jets WILL play football games this season and there is nothing you can do about it

What will be the best week 1 game?

footb/a/ll

autism

someone could hijack the team plane and crash it

Panthers first 3 games are:
>Denver
>San Francisco
>Vikings

how many INTs? at least 10

No, you kiss YOUR sister. Faggot.

I agree

Newton will throw many picks

>It's another bb anime thread

At least post cool anime like Avatar the Last Airbender.

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Preseason

1. Panthers
2. Patriots
3. Seahawks
4. Cardinals
5. Steelers
6. Packers
7. Broncos
8. Bengals
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Redskins
12. Raiders
13. Texans
14. Jets
15. Colts
16. Giants
17. Ravens
18. Cowboys
19. Bills
20. Saints
21. Falcons
22. Jaguars
23. Bears
24. Lions
25. Bucs
26. Rams
27. Eagles
28. Dolphins
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. 49ers
32. Browns

please stop posting this

the last two digits of my post will be the Vikings win total in the next three years

>Eagles
>27
I'd at least put them top-20

>bucs below saints, falcons, lions, bears or jaguars
Nope

Fuck off snork you bandwagoning jackass

They're in the top-20 of bottom teams.

yup
the bucs are a terrible team

Robo Brady

Lay it on me how bad will the 49ers be this season? Like 2-14 bad or somewhere like 6-10 mediocrity?

bucs suck cock

>4. Cardinals
>6. Packers

at least the little cuck knows his place (:

6-10.

They might even get a 7-9 or 8-8.

Giants and Cowboys. There's memes, a rookie QB, all types of fun shit.

Jameis finds your lack of faith disturbing

I really really want them to suck shit lol.

Jets/Bengals

You could have at least posted a good girl.

Not with those WRs and o-line. Bumford is going to be the next QB to eat shit.

Pats-Cards.

Both Garoppolo and Palmer could get exposed hard in that game and both teams should be playoff teams.

with teddy bridgewater out the vikings have a chance to win it all this year imo

>49ers that high

kill yourself

Animeme R/a/iders!

I doxed you like half a year ago and haven't had any good opportunities to tease you about it

bb

8-8
6-3 in the last 9 games

>everyone said bradford was guaranteed to get a serious injury last season
>two QBs have gotten career ending injuries since, neither of them bradford
rly makes you think

5-6 wins is about right, but 7 or 8 sounds too much. you've seen our schedule right? getting 7+ wins could technically possible but would require us to be extremely fortunate and have lots of things go our way.

too bad for you, we're a sucky team but we're not record-setting levels of suck.

They still have a decent defense and no longer have an autist running their offense. This is an 8-8 team. No more, no less.


Fortunately for them the NFC East is a crapshoot

Then unfortunately for you, the defense might be more talented, the O-line might no longer be a mess and Chip Kelly is at least a better coach than Tomsula.

They aren't going to be contenders by any stretch of the imagination and they top out at the lower levels of mediocrity but they will be better than last year.

Vikings should become the Vickings

Dolphins

instead it just turns out Bradford is shit

but not injured
he's just a stopgap anyway

>doxed
who is he?

>you've seen our schedule right?

It's not that tough. The Seahawks might be vulnerable to an upset this season and Carson Palmer could have one of those high turnover games any given week.

Plus, the NFC South and AFC East are garbage outside of the Panthers and Patriots.

Sup Sup Forums bros.
I wanna ask how exactly Fantasy Football works? We pick some players and go with them through the entire season?

Can i play (draftkings or fanduel) for money living in Brazil? Ive got CC's and paypal if necessary.

>mfw vick said this would be his last season if no team wanted him longterm

it all aligns

a large half hispanic/light skinned male living in Houston

how did you know it was i

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Fuck that shit.
Post some Cory in the House, 10/10 annie may imo

unless they're specifically banned I think you can

note that 85% of people lose money on those sites, it's people that play in like 100 leagues that make money

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You don't get to bring friends.

Vikings aren't going to want Vick long-term though

Doctor......Paw-mouse-chat-sea-eye-alien?

we're connected bby

dock tor paw mouse irc sea eye ayy lmao?

what does it mean???

their loss

Tomorrow ate shit behind >muh god line
>Muh easiest job in America is behind cowboys line.

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Records for every current starting quarterback in the NFL on the road against teams with winning records

doc-tor paw-vole IM sea eye ayy

>100 leagues

Damn, i was excited to play some fantasy and maybe make money with that.

>bills still selling tickets by the assload
how does rex keep doing it lads?

post facebook :0

where's Cam?

CRASHING THIS THREAD

>there are fedora tippers, BLM supporters, and lolbertarians that are 100% ok with this

stop posting cia memes please

o-oh

First few bites are always tasty.

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the problem isn't that there aren't winnable games, it's that we're not likely to win all the winnable games. so even if there are 10 we can either be competitive in or have an outside shot at, odds are we'll only win 5 or 6.

I guess not "every" then

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not a fan of kaep but isn't the point of america that you can choose not to stand for the flag
please don't turn /nfl/ into my facebook newsfeed

>Wilson the only one at .500

Of course.

It'd be a more useful chart if there was some kind of statistic for each team's defensive play next to it

>how you want you head
>gif related

What are the chances borncs start 0-4

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ALERT


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this thread is for the discussion of football and animes

please leave that for Sup Forums threads, ty.

Well, yes, that's why I said they were a 6-10 team that could win 7 or 8 games.

The 7 or 8 estimate assumes best case scenario.

Keep up, motherfucker.

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there's basically two kinds of fantasy right now, draftkings and fanduel are in the Daily Fantasy Sports kind. DFS is usually for money and you get new players for every game, and the way you pick players up is more like the fantasy premier league where you just spend a budget on a group of players and hope that they outperform that budget.

the kind of fantasy football that most of us play is different though, usually free to play, and season-long. you are put into a league with X amount of other players, and you divide up ownership of the league's players between you so that nobody owns the same guys. this is first done in a snake-style draft at the beginning of the season, then for the rest of the year you either trade players or pick up unclaimed players off what's called the waiver wire. you also have a bench for players that you own but are not actually starting that week, which adds another layer of strategy in knowing who to start and when.

overall it has more layers of skill and football knowledge required to actually be good at it than DFS, but you're still more likely to do well in it than DFS because those ones are skewing the player values intentionally so that you lose money. DFS is a gambling business, after all.

sorry

you should watch at least the beginning of this video before you use those sites
youtube.com/watch?v=zdspviDAV7E

those sites are just some weird gambling loophole

there's usually a league here full of trips

Which Dangan would you ronpa?

Wood onion paw mouse chat room beach eye alien
In otherwise, old bay is a faggot

wouldnt want to see this.

JUST
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S
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lol that's literally what i was saying, fuck off with your terrible taste
the only people who really make money off those apps are people with bots who dedicate tons of their time to trying to maximize everything

What do you think of the Jet's Oline? Carpenter was a good pickup but Mangold is getting old and the right side is a giant question mark

Why do people still believe that soldiers died for us?

"they might win 7 or 8" makes it sound far too likely than just a "best case scenario", it would be pretty flukey. we'll probably win 5, we might win 4 or 6, with our floor and ceiling at 3 and 8.

Because they did, you unpatriotic fucking retard.

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they're clearly not in it for the pay.

Shit wages in the military T B H

Dr. Pawmousechat, CIA?

STICK 2 SPORTS

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I feel like we'll sweep the Rams and that'll be the difference between a 5 win season and a 6 win season.

I'm sticking with 6-10 as my prediction for the team.

r8 how I did guys? 12 man standard league

QB: Kirk Cousins
RB's: Elliot, Lacy
WR's: Watkins, Landry, Demarious Thomas
TE: Barnidge
Flex: Marcus Wheaton
D: Texans
K: Justin Tucker

Bench: Matt Ryan, Isiah Crowell, Kevin White, Duane Allen, Jared Cook, Terrance West

post it in the fantasy general please

>Flex
lmao

Can you tell me how they died for us? At most they died for Israel really.