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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Heat_Camouflage
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Manifested_Attacks
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Devouring
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Magic
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Condition
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Emotion_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Stacking
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_Powered_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Erinaceomorph_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bloodline_Tracking
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Predictability_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anthropomorphism
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Constructs
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Attacks
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interaction_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Hole_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Pillar_Projection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subliminal_Seduction
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
youtube.com/watch?v=JPA9bKz2meI
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Surface
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Armor
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satanic_Incarnation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subconscious_Manifestation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanitized_Metabolism
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stability_Inducement
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nice link you fucking faggot.

Forgot link

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki

Good luck. Hope your superpower isn't fucking useless.

>Orisha Physiology

>The user can have access to the traits and abilities of the Orisha, a spirit or deity that reflects one of the manifestations of Olodumare (God) in the Yoruba spiritual/religious system.

That's oddly specific. But yeah, basically I have the power of a nig god.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Heat_Camouflage

>The user can mask their body heat
>Sounds and other forms of noise made by the user is not masked from others.
>The ability does not mask the user's scent.

wtf this is the gayest shit ever

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Manifested_Attacks

pretty cool desu, can send armies of samurais at people

what a shit thread. OP you had one fucking job.

Light Manipulation, bitches! I am the Ray.

I AM A GOD

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Devouring

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Magic

Let the love doctor heal you baby.

Meta Fate Manipulation

Parasol Proficiency
Have great skill wielding Parasols
The ability to possess great skill in wielding parasols/umbrellas.

The fuck? How is that a superpower? I guess I'd be useful if it was raining.

>Blur Creation
>The power to create blurs. Sub-power of Illusion Manipulation and Enhanced Speed.

the fuck
thats not a power

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Condition

So nothing changes?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Emotion_Empowerment

>Positive Emotion Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by a quintessential positive emotions, such as love, happiness, hope, generosity, joy, etc. of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from the positive emotions or even slow or stop aging.

nooooo im a fucking furry
also what is this pony shit doing in the wiki

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
Great, I'm Olivia Munn.

>The user can set anything ablaze, even if they are non flammable, and incorporeal matter such as the air itself. They are able to combust even conceptual entities, such as setting a timeline on fire to destroy certain historical pieces.

They should be begging me not to use my power.

Best power coming through.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Stacking

fuck yeah

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Physiology
Users are vastly superior to any member of their species, learning and achieving quickly and effortlessly what takes years of hard work to others, and growing substantially stronger and better with each challenge. They naturally arouse a strong admiration and desire among their kind, as they personify the pinnacle of their species, and even the most hostile are forced to acknowledge their towering superiority and amazing prowess.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_Powered_Physiology
Fuck yes Dr.Manhattan

from the same page:
Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog ) uses the positive energy in the Chaos Emeralds to transform into Super Sonic.

sonic and pony in one page. I think my power is autism :(

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Erinaceomorph_Physiology

NOW I'LL SHOW YOU

The ability to manipulate growth.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bloodline_Tracking

So I can detect Jews?

"Lie manipulation"

Hire me as your lawyer I guess. I'll win every case.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection
>The power to project a field that cuts everything inside of it.

Fuck yeah

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
>The user can manipulate all universal forces (Cosmic, Space-Time, etc.) and bend them to their will. The power to control cosmic energy, manipulate space-time, generate and control electromagnetism, gravity, cosmic fire, etc. is in the hands of the user.

seems pretty great. probably op, desu

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Combat

I'm essentially a wizard.

ell oh ell

Mine was Reversed Procifery: the ability to always be wrong.

Pretty overpowered tbqh

The power to use love related magic.

Capabilities:
...can use different spells to formulate the inducement of sex or can use emotions of love to cast different kinds of spells.

I wouldn't have time to mess around with the X-Men.

You are now George Costanza.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Stacking

I don't even get it, senpai.

>The Power of Augmentation.

So my powers is to be a normal person that "supes" other people up. Fuck this shit.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Predictability_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation

I can basically do anything. I'm the personification of "that kid."

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anthropomorphism

brb ordering a real doll

>Literary Manipulation

>The power to manipulate books, manuscript pages, and text paper. Variation of Art Manipulation and Object Manipulation.

Worst power ever. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Troll ASOIAF fans by rewriting the books?

>Intelligence Manipulation

>he user can manipulate intelligence, one's capacity for logic, abstract thought, understanding, self-awareness, communication, learning, emotional knowledge, memory, planning, creativity and problem solving. They can enhance it, reduce it, or even transfer it.

Applications

>User can enhance the thinking capabilities of oneself and others beyond the norm, not by increasing intelligence, but instead by enhancing the capability to use the already existing abilities to their maximum effect. This includes intuitive leaps and imagination, highly efficient memory and cognitive capacities and the ability to combine everything they already know in completely new ways.

>Users can increase the intelligence of other people or themselves to any level they desire. As an effect, they can immediately conceive complex formulas and models, possible results and other factors on speed comparable to super-computers as well as recall everything they have experienced, connecting and comparing known facts, etc

Suddenly i understand the universe and how it works. Give myself even stronger powers


I would have no use for the xmen

you give yourself abilities. think sylar, but without the head cutting.

>The ability to adapt to dry land environments.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Constructs

Pretty good

>Death Infusion

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Attacks
whelp id be shitty hero with this power, I'm a terrible musician

That's why the attacks are so devastating

Ultimate regeneration

But since I'm a pussy for pain, I'll fucking pass

samefag

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interaction_Manipulation

im not sure if there are even limits to this power.

not actually.
>samefag

Oh shit, I'm now Batman:

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence

"User can handle all situations and matters, regardless of the problem, situation or conflict, and have the needed skill, knowledge, experience, etc., for any purpose, and will know what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. They will never lose a fight, conflict, etc., due to always being able to see a way to win and/or escape situation."

Just invest in really strong painkillers.
And any damage from them will be fixed anyway.

Uh oh guys, My power is literally "Game Over".....

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over
>Power/Ability to: Bring the Game-Over for Reality.

So all I can do is just end everything, forever....

>Black Hole creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Hole_Creation

So I could probably take everyone on the team except maybe Jean Grey, Professor X, and Quicksilver

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation

Wew lad, I'm literally God

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Pillar_Projection
so what exactly does the power of darkness do when used as pillars

>Known Users:
>God (Judeo-Christianity)

The damage will be fixed, but not the emotional scars. But I guess the painkillers will have to do

Does this mean I can't die? Cuz I saw Elder Toguro in a list of examples

...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subliminal_Seduction

hide your waifu Sup Forums , there a new lord in town

alcohol immunity how fitting and also lame

BLACKED

there's too many godlets in here. we're all fucked.

I figured it was the power of BBC

>fucking blue fire breath from garumon from digimon

the fuck is this site?!?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
>The user can also rewrite themselves on any level, at any time, anywhere, without any limit of any kind.
>This allows the user access to any ability in existence
Fuck the x-men. I'm going to be a villian and enslave humanity.

>hunger suppression

I guess I'd make a decent sniper or someshit.

I DON'T HAVE DICK SUCKING LIPS

Smite

The user can strike their targets with a far superior force/blow, usually resulting in a One Hit Kill against almost anything. Mostly used by gods, this ability may have a divine aspect imbued into it, dealing even more damage to unholy or evil enemies.

The amount of power capability used in this ability is absolutely unlimited, merely preparing its use can induce fear in opponents. This ability functions in a slightly similar way to nonexistence, using infinite/nigh-infinite levels of raw power in order to destroy the target.

Yeah, I'm fine.

You could take on everyone except jean grey, as it's canon she is capable with phoenix to withstand being at the center of a star.

>access to anything and everything ever created in any universe
>still bothering with humans

Nigga...

youtube.com/watch?v=JPA9bKz2meI
instantly reminded me of this

Did I make the team lads?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment

Neat I can finally make the poo go in the loo

M8 I could be anywhere, at any time and exist in multiple places at once. Enslaving humanity is just breaking in my new abilities for fun.

Plus I could finally create a pure human race

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment

I wonder if apocalypse is recruiting

>Bodily Gas Manipulation
why not

duh you can make your enemies eyes hurt just by looking at you

nigger your shit is op as fuck, basically a walking mutants(or have mutant gene) detectors

this is very op if use right
too many edges

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Surface

Just call me Slippy.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Armor

Might be cool, I guess. Not exactly amazing next to someone who can roll a tornado through your house whenever they want.

fucker is can use in lot of situations
like you change some specific terms in a contract and boom jew the shit out of people
or change the Us's institution, ban firearms and watch gunfag burn

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satanic_Incarnation
>The ability to be a manifestation of and/or have the traits of the Devil.
Finally, I have become a galaxy far far away.

>Cosmic Keystone
>The power to become the anchor/keystone for the world, system, dimension, plane, universe or reality.

That doesn't sound fun

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subconscious_Manifestation

>User can let their subconscious spill into the real world, causing various effects.
>Users own manifestations can kill them

are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME GOD DAMN IT

>fucker is can use

nigger go build an army in the desert or sth
also there are lot of minerals, oil and shit there

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat
>literally the power of 3 xmen
okay

the fuck, pretty sure you can only "see" and alert the connections of all thing to some extent, limited by the human brain
pretty much like elder/ ancient knowledge out of human comprehensible

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Inducement

Call me.... The Anti-Fedora.

no you just has plot armor
it called "gary stu"

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanitized_Metabolism

neat, I guess

pretty shit power, only can use once, and after that even you cease of existence

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship

mfw

You gotta start somewhere

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stability_Inducement
>The user gains the power to induce stability on anything, making them more stable and less likely to collapse, destabilize, fall over and such.
now I shall build an entire civilization made out of card houses and jenga bricks

can he melt steel beams?

A fucking HEART MADE OF STONE, FUCKING KILL ME