>he doesn't know that a table is a woman but a desk is a male
He doesn't know that a table is a woman but a desk is a male
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>inanimate objects have gender
t'es un triso fini toi non ?
>he doesn't know that a table is a woman but a desk is a male
They are kept in different rooms? Is that what you mean, Ouissam?
But its the other way around
table is male
desk is neuter
In Russian it's the same word and it has male gender, but "school desk" has female gender.
table is female
desk is neuter
>2017
>unironically assigning genders to inanimate objects
same
but I know it
Both are male
>tfw the closest to a female you've gotten is an inanimate table
what about yer mum?
un problème ?
>La mesa
>El pupitre
Hm. Guess you're right.
that doesn't count brah
>poopy tree
ah yes, the wonderful language of Spain
They both are feminine in Portuguese
poopy treh
Der Tisch
Der Schreibtisch
They're both male.
>inanimate objects only have 2 genders
checkmate Atheists
Both are female
...
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
Will frogs think I'm retarded if I mistake a gender of an object?
...
no
It would sound weird
Pupitre is school desk.
Escritorio is normal desk.
>neuter
AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK all other languages tbqhwyf
en.wikipedia.org
there you go
>car is female
>tram is male
>Anglos don't have parts of their language which are there just to confuse foreigners
Bloth are male
At least we're not assigning non-existing genders to animated objects.
>desk
>male
What a shit language t bh
I'm sure there is a good reason why we use genders for objects. I just can't think of it.
The good/bad thing is that it increases the difficulty of the language, and the frustration levels of foreign learners of the German language. That's good when it prevents shit-skins and chinks from immigrating to our country. But it's bad when shit-skins just immigrate regardless like they are right now, and then are too dumb to speak German and can't get jobs or friends.
By the way, "girl" in German is neuter.
Grammatical gender is just a way of dividing up nouns into noun classes in a language. While it generally doesn't convey any more information about what you're talking about, it's a quick way to check for correctness. Native speakers can instantly pick out malformed sentences based on whether or not there is agreement in gender and this is useful if you're listening to someone and think you may have misheard something.
Fun fact: Proto-Indo-European probably only had two genders - animate and inanimate
too hard for americans ?
both are male
You and your cunt fucking kids
More like the concept of noun classes doesn't really exist in our language so we have no idea how to approach it when learning something like French.
Are phrasal/prepositional verbs too hard for the French? :^)
Why did english devolve into a brainlet language with no gender, case or adjective endings?
Because those things are stupid.
English is literally the best language on Earth.
a hand is feminine
fapping feels extra good when you're actually having fun with your two girls
Borrowing from lots of different languages with different case, gender, and adjectival systems. English also autistically preserves the spelling of loanwords without adapting them to fit into a case system like in most other Euro languages.
This was happening pre-Norman Invasion actually. Prior to William just conquering my shit up senpai, English verbs were being aggressively simplified, with strong verbs being deprecated in favor of their weak counterparts for everything.
tl;dr English has always been a mongrel language that aggressively simplifies its bullshit.
table is male and a desk is neuter
no, you're stupid
old english is the superior form. we must return to our anglo roots
simple rule in french to know if a word is feminie or not, if the word ends with "e", it will be a feminine word 95% of the time, there are exceptions as always.
no but they will laugh at you and publicly humiliate you following your every mistake so be warned
ten auto > male
ta elektricka >female
it just sounds cute desu
but user table is male wtf
A table and a desk is the same thing and it's male.
RETRACT THES