What animal does your coutnry look like?

what animal does your coutnry look like?

flag, the cocked snek

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like a giant rooster/chicken

That's a big cock.

A FUCKING PENTAGON

le eagle madafaka

alri misshapen blobland

you know... Australia's Map has a shape of a cartoon character from the late 60's

SCOOB

My country's shape resembles the finland-maiden, innocent blonde character finns have relied on. Pic related is her

A brick.

South Korea looks like a fin

Roar

Our shape is too fucked up to match it with an animal

*spits you out*

One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir

I think Canada's borders are too messy to be shaped like anything, but where I live is shaped like an Elephant.

ya know cus we masculine and shiet

A poop?

Exactly youre just a dick without its balls

You already know the joke, but we are the balls.

Since Finland left you lost your balls and all manlines you ever had

thats why we should reunite, you know you miss being our bitch

>bitch
Balls* you useless gay dicks

you were decent soldiers desu
why you mad when we helped you in the long run to get to where you are today

>sweden
Gross dick that shoots blanks
>finland
Balls that provided manliness

Tell me that you need us

woodpecker in a tree. (on the right).

let's face it. croatia and chile have the best shape

We would have reached our current destination without you killing and trying to destroy our history, cant say same about your nation abdul

you were brutes, we provided culture and true civilization, didn't work fully though. You would be third world without us. Lets not kid ourself

just like Eesti

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You can't be serious, it's needed a severe degree of autism to think your country shape looks like a woman

I like it when eesti sometimes laughs at österland
Where would "estonia" possibly come from

This concept were build on time when with old borders

>San Andres
Nice.

true we did rape you a bit. but you wouldnt have done anything with what you had, we were the entrepreneurs, mongol

And they do resemble suomi neito

>mongol
Dont start I tought we had friendly banter here

>sweden
>masculine

A retarded seahorse

Thats just retarted idealogy, uniting tribes would come later anyways.
And btw it were swedish womens which from Finns got their germanic dna ;) Shame on you cuck

rough lessons son Finland

Good to know I'm not the only one who sees Catdog.

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apparently you didnt get very much

Nice
Kek

idk... Elvis Presley?

And im very glad about that

A
FUCKING
BOOT

good, I want you to be happy, for real

((Baltic countries))

I don't know. An anglerfish perhaps?

>posts sami
Wait a minute you act like this because you cant stand us being more like the old sweden you guys wish sweden still was, instead of your absurdo cuckland

Fish.

n-no... asian! haha
masculinity is toxic anyway hehe... we dont need that, it's 2017!

manchildren debating about which useless state is more manly

we may be small,but at least we can be apart of something greater, while britain becomes smaller and smaller and fades away

WTF!
We were supposed to look like an "S"!
They thought me in elementary that my country was "S" shaped, not "cocked snek" shaped!
I now have a severe trauma!

I can't tell if you're trolling or if you really think that Sweden is going to play a more important role in politics than the uk. Sweden is nice but so unimportant in the grand scheme of things.
its ok

A fat fish

>britain fades away
They just left eu to become stronger while you force your cuck ideology even to us by giving free bus drives for refugees to finnish border.
I can only imagine what horror it was to you that we didnt want them
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Used condom

no you are thinking about albania for sure

I'm saying the EU will fuck England up.
You only held out against Europe in the 40s because you had strong will. Not this time hehe

if you could just play along, we would all be happy. take the muslims, racist!

My boy Nicc did nothing wrong!

Is Africa an animal?

Awedish sjws claim that we must take those refugees because sweden took 30k finnish refugees 79 years ago. Any swede here care to explain how finns who has the same religion, partly speak the same language, has same culture and even same history, are the same thing as million arab or black muslim men

indeed, a most foul animal

the finnish children were not that easy to take though mostly for themselves, they came here and couldnt speak swedish, and when they went back they werent finnish.
I agree though that it was different from now,
lika barn leka bäst

Are we the finns, dare I say, first ones to start the swedish refugee cuckness?