You see some American tourists in your cunt

>you see some American tourists in your cunt

How do you react?

Get my cock out

get my Glock out

Inquire how our burgers rank on the american scale of freedom

get my clock out

Get my mom out

Invite them for dinner, but only feed them salad with no dressing

Get my frock out.

Roll my eyes and tell them to be a little less loud

get my stock out

Laugh. First worlders always look like lost kindergarten kids.

THICC

ignore like they dont exist

I feel ashamed of my undernourished body.

Get my frog out

i don't fucking care about them

Inquire about their health and then retort as they're mid-reply, with "fuck off we're full". Then walk away at a brisk pace, muttering under my breath.

Invite them to my place if I like them and talk about politics. Just like Sup Forums, but then face-to-face.

American tourists arent that fat in my experience. I feel bad about this family, as in, I see this picture and think of diabetes.

lol

get my tactical spoon out