This random nameless orc is more memorable than anything in the hobbit trilogy

>this random nameless orc is more memorable than anything in the hobbit trilogy

why are these movies so good and why is the hobbit trilogy so shit

HIS NAME IS UGLUK YOU MORON

>LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MEN, YOU BOYS!
What did he mean by this?

MEATS

did you even c smaug you dip

time for a drippy spitroasting if you know what i mean

he has a name and he's Uruk-hai, not orc.

I can't believe I never saw it that way...
thank you...I've seen this for years in passing but I never bothered lurking a thread.

HE'S NO ORC,HE'S FIGHTING URUK-HAI

This

They were more memorable because instead of a rabble of mindless orcs, their armor was thick and their shields broad.

>orc

Yo Bombur was hilarious and the barrel scene was *DOPE*

Bombur was my favourite dwarf from the book. It's a shame how they butchered him.
Also the Mirkwood was utterly shit. It was a chapter full of tention in the book and they turned into another le akction sseenee

It means he's gay

For You

Nice. Wasn't expecting to see a thread about Orc. Good job OP. 11/10

>random nameless orc

He's Ugluk and he is the litteral 2nd chief in command in the Huruk-Hai army of Saruman, after Lutz.

>The Dwarves, Master... we lost them. Ambushed by Elvish filth, we were--
>I don’t want excuses... I want the head of the Dwarf King!
>We were outnumbered...there was nothing we could do. I barely escaped with my life.
>Far better you had paid with it.
>The Dwarf-scum will show themselves soon enough. Send out word, there is a price on their heads!
This is what I remember from the first Hobbit movie. I didn't watch the others yet. JRR Tolkien must be rolling in his grave.

It always hurt to see how shit the Hobbit trilogy actually looks.

Me on the left

>all that extra blue filter

is the bottom screenshot from the ee blu ray? why did jackson add all that blue? did anyone make a torrent of a color corrected version? i mean, the WHITE hand of saruman looks fucking blue for christ's sake

im pretty sure its bluray

i actually watched my dvd version of fellowship ee yesterday and it didnt look like that

YEAAAAH WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME MEMES
WHAT ABOUT THEM, THEY'RE FRESH

Did Isengard have restaurants? How did they know what a menu is?

>Looks like Meat's back on the Men, You Boys
What menu?

they carved out taverns for the orcs goblins and uruks in isengaurds caverns

They're making middle earth great again, and the men are going to pay for it

Audibly kekked

how did saruman create uruks

How do orcs know what menus are?

Uruk-hai literally means Orc-folk

...

he had a nigger fuck ur mom

>mfw throughout the rest of the movie, when Smaug was finally revealed.
Benefactor Crumblecrotch did a damn fine job voicing him.

>nameless

I can only imagine what it must be like to be as retarded as you. What kind of basic daily tasks become struggles? Just typing on a keyboard must be agony.

He wuz nameless tho

do they mention his name in the movie? cant remember