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Arlovski vs Barnett on Saturday
Stipe vs Overeem the following Saturday


>News:
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>Gear:
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>Fights:
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mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-on-fox-21-winner-demian-maia-mma-needs-to-be-treated-as-a-sport-not-a-show
mmafighting.com/2016/8/30/12700096/alistair-overeem-thinks-conor-mcgregor-floyd-mayweather-are-lying
mmafighting.com/2016/8/30/12710248/royce-gracie-demian-maia-has-everything-to-break-my-record-in-the-ufc
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Good thread OP

Thank you.

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Schaub cancer

How much do you think Adan gets paid at his """"job"""

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Would Demian Maia beat Tyron Woodley?

Probably not, no.

Oh fuck yes, that looks like my kind of thread. Good looking out.

>Can't take him down.
>Cant's stand with him
Probably no

why? i spent atleast 3 hours perfecting it

>can't take him down

Oh I disagree my man, 100%.

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elite

>145 title
>155 title
>Mcgregor belt title

Yep i can see it

>>Cant's stand with him
Why do people forget this match?, Maia can sure as fuck survive the first round agaisnt the one pump chump.

I would favor Woodly pretty heavily, I honestly don't think he has earned a shot with the competition he has beat.

MOMMY

I guess people tend to forget Woodley came in as a wrestler because of how much he has been striking.
If Maia can somehow survive past 2 rounds (which I highly doubt) maybe he can take him down when he is tired.

Woodley would KO him stiff

twitter.com/FighterNtheKid/status/771010548511092737

Scott Cokefiend's going on the podcast today, guys.

Maia's gas tank hasn't looked that great in the past either.

Post shit fighters getting BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=AtHOBzsQBYA

youtube.com/watch?v=FSx2VCjf3dQ

youtube.com/watch?v=cs0M7c5u3_M

Why do people act like Woodley is some KO machine?

look at this UFC record

>KO's Jay Hieron

Literally a can

>Doesnt KO Jake Shields

>KO's past it Koscheck

>'finished' Conduit

Injury

>Doesnt KO Rory

>KO'd Stun Gun

meme finish shot to the back of the head

>Doesnt KO Gastelum

Gastelum who was on the brink of death remeber

>KO'd Robbie

MUMMY!

dude he just KO'd Robbie

Maia's improved his takedowns, though. Doesn't matter how well you sprawl, he can pull guard against you. Only person I see not getting taken down at 170 is wonderboy through distance management.

Feed the Wonderboy!

Robbie gets hit hard every match. It was an inevitability that I would have been fucking paid on if Rose didn't shit the bed.

admit it, if big brown comes back you'd be excited

Post-USADA Robbie.

Upcoming events:

9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - Gafurov vs Lisita
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson

News:

>Maia on mandrama and casuals' distaste for grapplers in MMA
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-on-fox-21-winner-demian-maia-mma-needs-to-be-treated-as-a-sport-not-a-show

>Overeem on Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather's salaries
mmafighting.com/2016/8/30/12700096/alistair-overeem-thinks-conor-mcgregor-floyd-mayweather-are-lying

>Hoyce thinks Maia can break his UFC submission record
mmafighting.com/2016/8/30/12710248/royce-gracie-demian-maia-has-everything-to-break-my-record-in-the-ufc

>Gastelum who was on the brink of death

No he wasn't. In fact Gastelum came in over-weight and Woodley didn't want the 20% of his purse and instead gave it right back to him.

A good way to spot a casual is if you see them hating on Woodley.

THEY ADDED WALLHEAD TO THE MAIN CARD SHIT OUR PICKS ARE FUCKED

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Source.

>Overeem has a 75% accuracy on significant strikes

>Gastelum came in over-weight

Because he almost died from cutting the weight

I'd be revving up the webm machine to make new le funny memes, sure.

kek

What is Royce's submission record like 5?

10

11 if you count Art Jimmerson tapping to mount.

*revs up sperg*

Him not jewing Gastelum doesn't take away the fact that he race baited his way into a title shot.

Something wrong with you, bud

Why don't they just tap when arm is under chin?
>muh pride
Lmao, have a nice hypoxia

>ywn call Cat mommy

>race baited his way into a title shot

This is the casual I was referring to.

No he didnt. Why do you retards keep saying this

i both use /heem/ and am capable of pressing ctrl-v
i suppose that does make me unique

I wish Chinzo was younger

is dee devlin the real life adrian?

youtube.com/watch?v=c2RgKHNiA4U

Look, we all know you worship your boy Tyron since he keeps your lady comfortable when you are too busy defending him on /heem/, he's a shit fighter and he lost against Kelvin and having your opponent miss the fight shouldn't guarantee you a title shot unless you are in the absolute brink of it (ala Rory before Wonderboy), and let's not forget also that he got his shit pushed in by le bellator man in a fight where i don't think he landed more than 10 strikes. Good for him on the title win, he beat Robbie in the only way he could, but he should get his vagina clear of sand and fight Wonderboy, even if he didn't pick him to win.

>This nigger has fans
>mfw

Holy fucking shit Danishbro.

That is the meme I have been waiting for all my life.

@70886370

Casuals really have no shame these days.

What's so good about it? Adrienne had aspergers and looked homely af. Dee is hot and knows she's hot.

Shit meme because Nate Diaz is Rocky

>not white
>speech impediment
>semi sperg
>journeyman gets called out by the flashy top fighter and journeyman gives him the fights of his life

>Following the recent sale of the UFC to WME-IMG, matchmaker Joe Silva is planning an impending retirement according to multiple sources.

F.

Then Dee is getting fucked by Nate confirmed.

It's strange Fox hasn't kicked them out of their studios yet.

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teeth too white

>Cat will never jerk you off as she breastfeeds you

I need some 9mm aspirin tbqh

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This is my ideal woman. Who is she?

>smelly spicco cockriding his smelly spic boy

Figures

lisa ann

It has a cock.

would you have heem'd this little guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

zyklon B

ebin meme

Normal jews don't even phase me anymore after encountering a group of hasidic jews the other day.

R8 this card out of 11

One of the worst in recent memory desu

>Country: Sweden

FUCK

worse than the Yair card, somehow

worst card of the year

Yuros dont deserve any good cards 2bh

>cat will never jerk you off as she breastfeeds you

life is suffering

>the 5'10 guy is taller than the 6'2 guy

wat

TEN OUT OF TEN
>literally 3 of my boys fighting

Very excite desu wa

best OP of the year, and i dont even like mcgoober

>you will never be conor

why fucking live

>danho

not this guy, he's horrible

>you will live to see masvidal wipe that smug look off gastelum's mexican face

Post GOAT TUF moments

youtube.com/watch?v=KagENXbwm1M

nah dude this was

instagram.com/p/BJyIwwBgfud/

Am I wrong, or does Silly Dilly's new logo look like a dude jerking off?

>2016
>Bisping is unironically a UFC champ

I don't see it my dude

you ever been evaluated by a psychologist before?

I don't see it at all, outline what you're seeing so I can understand

Woodley, Bisping, Alvarez, Nunes, Miocic

>all these goof champions

From left to right, ballsack, finger finger finger knobend.

I see that after a bit of meditation on this description. Still think you might wanna see a psyche though.