What is your honest opinion of this country?

What is your honest opinion of this country?

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good one costa rica

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Do flanders and waloons really hate each other?
What do you think Belgians could do for a more united Belgium?

The Walloons consider Dutch a farmer's language. Also there are some major political diffrences.

I don't hate them persee though. I don't really care about them.

>more united Belgium
To be honest, that's impossible. Too much diffrences. I'd be happy if Flanders and Wallonia split off while Brussels also becomes independent.

Joining the Netherlands is an option but Flanders is culturally too diffrent. So it's a very weird situation.

Just split it between France and the Netherlands already

As far as I'm aware, it's the same situation for Wallonia and France as Flanders and the Netherlands. The biggest diffrence is that France doesn't even like Wallonia at all.

Luxembourg? It's all right I guess, I mean at least it has a reason to exist, unlike Belgium.

10/10 congonese children would raise their hands if they had any

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that was Leo's doing though

I dont care, you deserved to get run over by Germany

>one individual does something bad
>therefore the whole country is to blame
'no'

you didn't overthrow him

you supported him and his colonial genocide, robbery of black people

>you supported him and his colonial genocide, robbery of black people
Are you retarded? It was his private property; the Belgian state had nothing to do with it, nor made any profit.

Is Walloonia the bad part

cool

>sharing a border with fr*nce
>half of your country speaks fr*nch
can't imagine a worse kind of hell 2bh

>country
what did he mean by this

>brussels is full of muslims

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

could be worse, wallonia is full of frogs

I dont like them. The north part is okay we are good buddy with them. The French part is just retarded.They could do so much better :/

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the FN FAL is one of my favorite battle rifles.
thanks belgium

spoiler: it's actually quite nice apart from brussels shh

Stupid people but fun people

Amerifat here. Is Belgium Europe's New Jersey? It seems like Europe's New Jersey.

what did he mean by this

>nignog trying to get a hand busy

They made Tintin and other great BD(comics) so they can't be so bad.

This
Not this

europe jihad central.

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>Child prostitution capital of the world
>Lady boy capital of the world
>Sex change capital of the world

Oh wait, that's Thailand.

This is the one with the waffles right

No, that's Bulgaria.

>Country.

We have those?

It would ruin the border, bring nothing of value (like Bruges or Antwerp) and France doesn't need even more inbred ch'tis.
Let Wallonia become independent or join Luxembourg or become a penal colony for Europe.

> France doesn't need even more inbred ch'tis.

Of course they do, french redneck aka chtis are badass and you should feel bad

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Niggaz think they invented chocolate top fucking kek

i like stromae but i bet all his originality came from the african side desu

>nor made any profit

being 100% honest i didn't know it existed until i started browsing Sup Forums

Best beer best chocolate enough fucking said. Not to mention the beautiful women

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who?

The most irrelevant country of Europe. I know that they genocides Congolese people and there are many Congolese in Belgium now. Also there are many Arabs in Brussels. Also Belgians have no idea what hygiene is and love graffiti. There are two people in this country with an old ethnic conflict between them (have they ever had genocide or civil war? Idk). Also Brussels is a headquarter of EU.

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The worst thing is, there are still tons of statues of Leopold II in this country the government is refusing to remove. A guy who caused the deat of 15 million people.

Belgium is the worst non country.

lelgium

Belgium should just join Germany.
Let's look at the benefits:
>the flag is pretty much the same anyway
>we already invaded you once so you're used to it
>the EU parliament is in our hands (not like it matters since we're the de facto rulers of the EU anyway)
>you get to learn a civilized, and superior language
>you will get economic help to restore your poor little country
>your king will finally go down

flanders to the netherlands
wallonia to france or luxemburg

Wouldnt it be better if they split up. Flanders joined us. They get their own goverment kinda that way they still feel like cool guys. Walonia just does shit nobody cares about them. Maybe France will take them. Give them Brussels too because thats one hell of a shithole. I went there once and its such a weird city. 8/10 people are muslim the other 1/10 was a soldier and the last 1/10 were people who worked for the parelment.

it's ok, we could do with lesser muslims in the large cities though

>Do flanders and waloons really hate each other?

naah not really, just their politicians

>What do you think Belgians could do for a more united Belgium?

become a republic modelled after Switzerland

Don't believe Dany Boon bro, he is a liar and a jew.


Here are your lauded heroes:
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What? Nonsense. We claim we've invented """"""french""""""" fries, which is true.

>I know that they genocides Congolese people

Leopold II, the import-German king and his cronies did, not Belgian people.
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and there are many Congolese in Belgium now.

Yes, generally they are good people and they actually like us. The older Congolese still call s their "tonton".

>Also there are many Arabs in Brussels.

Unfortunately yes. But not more than any West-European capital though. French-speaker mass imported them because they speak French.

>Also Belgians have no idea what hygiene is
nonsense

>and love graffiti.
what? lolno

>There are two people in this country with an old ethnic conflict between them

Actually the people are more or less the same, they just speak different languages

>(have they ever had genocide or civil war? Idk).
What do you think we are, some kind of Slavs? Of course not, the conflict is language based, and often blown out of proportion by the foreign press because they are whores.

>Also Brussels is a headquarter of EU.
It is.

Its a nice buffer state and it has a king so i suppose it in part carries on the traditions of Europe along with all its medieval towns and cities , i wouldnt call it a country though.

Or we should just end Germany because it hasnt been good for anything.

Actually the United Kingdom of the Netherlands 1815-1830 was created as the buffer state between France and the German states.

The Southern Netherlands, which is Belgium, Luxemburg + some minor clay the French stole from us in 1690, has more been a separate entity during the last millenium, then it was joined with the North.

Also, the Southern Netherlands is the homeland of the Franks.

a bunch of greasy capitalist dogs

It's quite nice

When I lived in Holland I visited as much as I could. Belgium people are great!
Holland does not deserve Flanders !
I miss the food the beer even the bars hit crazy girls :)

>country
Nice bait, satan

>Holland does not deserve Flanders !

That is the kindest complement I've ever heard. Thank you senpai :3

Belong to France

Give back South Flanders, the Morinie, Picardie and Artois.

1302 nevar forget
take a bath of dead leliaerts ahahahaha
idiot frog smell so bad..wow i can smell it

shut up, Gaul peasant from our colony

Seems like a totally fine country desu Idk why it gets so much flak.

>Belgian
>Taunting on being Gaulish
The delusion is strong in you and Franks are Gauls(Pic related)

>South Flanders
Give back Wallonia first

>Morinie, Picardie and Artois.
French speaking area


>1302 nevar forget
>take a bath of dead leliaerts ahahahaha
>idiot frog smell so bad..wow i can smell it

You'll soon be annexed again

COUNTY OF FLANDERS WAS A MISTAKE

No they were Celto-Germanics, eg. Germanic tribes who intermarried with Celts and adopted their culture back when Celts were the strongest.

Gauls were pure Celts though.

Modern Belgians are direct descendants of the Salian Franks though, who absorbed the local Celto-Germanic Belgae (they became part of the Franks, retired Nervian cohorts financed the early Franks and both Menapians and Morini supplied salt as payment)

>Give back Wallonia first
what do you mean, "back"?

>French speaking area
doesn't matter, our clay still

>You'll soon be annexed again

but you are our colony, respect your Frankish masters, lazy Gaulish peasant!

2bh, it seems to be on a par with Netherlands.
I've never been both of them, tho.

North side is cool
french fucks should die

>Celto-Germanics

Nope
WE aren't Celto-Germanics but Gauls


>Modern Belgians are direct descendants of the Salian Franks though who absorbed the local Celto-Germanic Belgae (they became part of the Franks, retired Nervian cohorts financed the early Franks and both Menapians and Morini supplied salt as payment)


Modern Belgians are descendants of various Belgae tribes*

ftfy

After we conquered Belgium we simply moved south and fixed our country in the royal domain.

I like 'em

Belgium is linguistically split between Dutch and French. It would be more logical to unify Flanders with Netherlands and Wallonia with France.

Fuck no I don't want wallons in my country.

cultural melting pot
full of immigrants
heaven for muslims
tasty foods
nice fashion
beer powerhouse

French Bosnia

They technically speak your language so it won't be a problem.

They pronouce "8" Huit instead of Huit. They're barely humans.

Wat?

*clears throat*
nonante
octante
septante

I'm interested in that they have ''language border'' because Japanese use only Japanese language in Japan.

Ever heard of accents/dialects? A lot of nations have them locally.

You don't understand. It's a completely different way of communication. Humans have higher mutual intelligibility with gorillas than Belgians.

>octante

That's in Switzerland. Although it's outdated. They say "huitante" now.

Nobody actually likes Walloons.
The French don't want them, Flanders doesnt want them and we also don't want them.