Washington Nationals @ Philadelphia Phillies Gamethread

>It's a Michael A Taylor episode
edition

1st for pity

I appreciate that, my leaf-less friend. But I'm used to Nats threads being just me and 2-3 other posters.

We had a phillies fan night before last but he didn't come back after they got BTFO

I'm back you dirty kike.And I left because the thread was getting boring.A three run game is not getting BTFO.Trust me, I'm a phillies fan and I know what getting BTFO is.

L

>starting thread 17 minutes before game

I'm cooking at the same time, bro. Calm yourself

esbian.Your mother is a Lesbian

FUCKING OWNED

BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

Nats famalam
>I say 3 Ks for Mike.

>I'm cooking before the game so I made a thread 17 mnutes before the game ya know, because everyone else must be cooking before the game

That's generous dude.

Remember that game when he got 5 Ks without making contact with the ball once in any AB?

Then pic related happened.

Good times...

>famalam
die

Nats fucking suck

Why are all washiitton sports teams alike?
>good enough to make the playoffs
>usually do
>either choke or find out they aren't good enough to compete against other playoffs teams

Someone's parents didn't beat them hard enough or long enough when they were in their formative years.

We Dodger now

Why are all the Philly teams dumpster fires.

Will we have good Gio or bad Gio tonight?

which one of you buttbasted niggas made this threadthis has to be the saddest thing ever

phillie for life and will be on the wall of fame
at least we know and admit it though.Washington fan get so defensive and fling shit about their shitty teams.

Not me, but that's fucking hilarious.

1st K by Mikey T

what about it is "fucking hilarious"?

HAHAHHAHA FUCKING STRIKEOUT FUCK YOU NATS THANKS FOR THE COOL BREEZE FAGGOTS HAHAHAHHAHAA

No clue. Depends on whether he walks a ton of guys or has a couple errors happen behind him. Phils starter has pretty bad numbers, so hopefully he gets a cushion.

FUCK YOU WERTH DIE IN A HOLE

>Werth getting boo'd by his teammates again

Holy Shit that was a bomb
>Werth feeds on the Philly boos

I HATE BEING A PHILLIES FAN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE WERTH

What?I don't get it.Is this a joke?He was booed by the crowd.

And now Harper is a gelding.

you guys just don't understand (other than when the phillies would gangbang the Nats every week) how hard it is being a phils fan now

Yes you dumbfuck.

His teammates are making fun of how he gets boo'd by smelly guido philly fans like yourself because he blows you the fuck out every time he plays.

The dugout boos him after every HR in Philly imitating the classy fans.

oh so it was a joke.

it wasn't funny.At all.

>you shouldn't boo a player that you hate
wow no wonder nats fan are so fairweather

>Gio

oh boo hoo


jk kys

hopefully he'll keep it to 'effectively wild' instead of just 'wild wild'.

that was nowhere near a strike.Way too high.Nats confirmed for rigging series and bribing umpires.

dirty piece of shit franchise

He can't hit anymore, he could never throw, but he can catch.
>Zimmmmm

he killed a black person, you know

...

That's nothing, the Phillies killed the hopes and dreams of every man, woman and child in south eastern Pennsylvania.

Hey. Taylor put a ball in play. Small victories man. Sniff. Small victories.

Nats magic number at 22.

do you guys buy into that rumor about bryces shoulder being the cause of his struggles. or do you think it's the swing path.

I don't buy the whole "walked him cold" theory and I definitely don't buy it having lasting effects 4 months later

?
nah he's a fucking flamer thats why he fucking sucks

when?Was it when they won 5 division titles in a r row or when they reached the World series two years in a row and won the first championship for philadelphia in 25 years?

He's hurt. I watch almost every Nats game. He's been playing hurt for a while.

and he wasted his career in Washington with no Rings to show for it

ya I would say a nagging shoulder injury seems like the most reasonable culprit. but keep in mind that his swing has definitely come under close scrutiny before last year because of how far out in front of the ball he gets

>One ring with that pitching

He's had a neck injury to go with it lately.

>Nats have 0 rings with their pitching

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GET KEKED SHITHEADS
YOU GOT KEKED BY A FUCKING SHORTSTOP ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOLY SHIT DIE ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS

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NATS FANS CONFIRMED FOR BTFO VIRGIN SHITHEADS

Easy son. It's just a solo shot. No need to go all caps lock wall of text. Try switching to decaf.

try switching pitchers you shitty cheap dime store hood

>mfw phillies are currently BTFO'ing the Natshitnals


DAB ON 'EM

It must be exhausting to hang around you irl.

your mother enjoys it

ha Werth fukin sucks

wew lad. even you can do better than my mom.

I can do your mom better than you