OFFICIAL BLUE JAYS @ ORIOLES GAMETHREAD

Sanchez vs Gallardo

1-0 in 1st (Bawwwwwwtista HR)

gallardo is a sneaky fucker

>first pitch dinger

aww yis

donuts is DH tonight
will he perform?

RUSS

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this is going too well for us, sanchez is going to get shelled isnt he

he's still got some meme magic left

Gallardo is complete garbage

that sinker is liquid sex

you don't have anything remotely resembling a playoff rotation tbqh

Ah fuck it, there's no point in staying awake for this

have a pint m8

I'm already miserable about my football team making no signings, I don't want to watch my bandwagon boreball team lose too.

>its a sanchez loses all control of his pitches and is pulled by the 4th inning episode

is it literally 2015?

>sanchez meltdown in the first
oh boy

donuts is back :3

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>I got a case of oriolitis

buck you silly man

Classic Yovani I see

It's gonna be nice when >we play the Yankees next week and people actually show up to gamethreads

Jesus Christ this inning

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wow okay sure that was a strike whatever man

what is this ninny league shit

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live in Baltimore and I have literally never seen an Oriole bird

God you useless memelords had one fucking job.

Quit slumping already and kick the shit out of the leafs.

>noticing Gallardo trending on twitter
>then remember that I had left twitter set to US trends, so it can't be divegrass Gallardo that's trending
>mfw

what's happening with baseball Gallardo?

>martshit

birds hate nogs so you have to drive out into the country

he's getting btfo

Still early..

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By Baltimore I meant Carroll County

>russGOD

oh well

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Um hi
If you could lose to the ALE Who's again that'd be great

>edshit

Fucker swung at ball 4 then took the strike looking.

West coast Floridafag reporting in. Buck is right, it hasn't stopped raining since about 3am last night.

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Sanchez pitching pretty fast. Everyone loves mark Buehle I guess

hello yes is this where we collapse?

Wait, you guys freed Donuts from the Who's?

sanchez btfo ump

New strike zone coming up

more like donuts freed >us from Thole

yes

no more thole and no dickey for the playoffs if we make it

This is why we need go-pros on umps

great now the ump will fuck us over because we killed one of their own

thanks a lot sanchez

>no dickey for the playoffs

I think they said it's the one who gave Martin and Estrada lots of called strikes.

Happy bday Brooks

Can't be worse than the ump the other night.

Or that taco ump with the big ears. Alphonso or whoever

sanchez knew this

that's a big hat

>inb4 three straight hits and a grand slam when play resumes

where's the webm I missed it while I was wiping

Not this prick...

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inb4 umpball

How many backup umps do they keep at the stadium? Just one right?

we won today, and i didnt even get to watch it nor post here for it

fucking business day games

and now we get a road trip with the A'ss and Dads

>injuring an ump so you can get one with a more favorable strike zone

absolutely

D E V I L I S H

tulo put on his jammies

oh shit it's the nig ump with the retarded inside strike

wow those two jays girls they showed just now we're fucking BEAT

>PITCH THREE INCHES WIDE OFF THE PLATE INSIDE
>STRIKE

holy shit at least the motherfuckers consistent but god damn you cannot make this shit up

donuts' helmet looks like it's been through a war

did he dig up his old one from the clubhouse basement or something

Hello

I always thought they keep a backup ump in case one of them gets injured

Fuck im late
Tonight's bingo
Choose a player and follow along!

I'm at the Argos game
This is gay

say my name

Apologize

>I'm at the Argos game

Devon "Juicy Ass" Travis

Im buying his jersey

Quebecer detected

zaun is sick guise

Bubble Butt or Butterfingers?

Nooo why! Not Zaunny anyone but Zaunny

>its a blow gays offense gives up and allows the other team to get back into the game and eventually win off some stupid bullshit involving our bullpen episode

i hate this episode why dont they cancel it

>argos
>fans
terrible alibi

They pull from other positions. There are no backup umps, second-base umpire is pulled as they rotate to home 1st and 3rd.

no! reruns forever

Fuck yeah niggas hell yeah!! I'm watching the MASN stream . American bants lol

>inb4 360 noschoop

schoops gonna get a homer hes on everything here

speedy chink!

fuck off donaldshit

we are losing this shit

DonEldson

HAPPENING?

Why's this guy always hit blue jays? Without Toronto he would be hitting .200

>JASH

HE BOGGLES IT HE BOGGLES IT WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Donaldson you stupid fuck what the fuck was that garbage, its that kind of shit that leads to explosive innings, jesus christ...

wtf I'm never trusting Donaldson again

wtf I hate the JOSH DONALDSON now