Cleveland Indians vs Minnesota Twins Gamethread: Sweep? edition

Let's get this shit going. Lineups appreciated

KKKKLUBER already

Yes, sweep

Here are the lineups

>Loserville USA
B Dozier 2B
J Mauer 1B
T Plouffe 3B
M Sano DH
E Rosario LF
J Polanco SS
M Kepler RF
J Centeno C
L Schafer C

>City of Champions
R Davis CF
J Kipnis 2B
F Lindor SS
M Napoli 1B
C Santana DH
J Ramirez 3B
B Guyer LF
A Almonte RF
R Perez C

Holy shit those 2 innings

Thanks Twinsbro. You've been crushing us all year, we had to come back at some point

If I'm not mistaken, the season series is back at .500

why the hell did we sign coco crisp? I always hated that fucker. He looks like a crackhead clown.

>That Naquin shirt

K E P L E R
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Which do you prefer: Master Race Max or Smacks-a-Million Kepler?

Almonte is going to be suspended for some playoff games.

Injuns desu

Cleveland's t-shirt economy is strong

SLAMTANA
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Holy shit Nap

So last night >we got California Games memed on, now >we get Base Wars memed on

Say his name

Michael Anthony Napoli

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BERTO
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That guy's hand got btfo too

Top fucking kek

HES STRONG MAN

Has Roberto finally broken out of the slump?

My heart goes out to the catcher. A 90mph deflection to the nuts is no joke.

Realize I'm late but thank you based Slamtana

Right on time again though desu

JRam!

praise jobu

He's on a Minnesota sports team, he's taken bigger shots to the nuts

Chiz!

>4th walk of the inning

Jesus christ, I'm starting to feel bad.

Kek

daily reminder that """""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""" wanted to trade Slamtana and Kipper

I think so lads, and at the very best time. Gomes is officially kill for the season, yeah?

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Nah, still a chance for Yan to come back. He's starting minor league rehab next week from what I read.

Find me broadcasters more boring than the ones the Indians have.

pro tip: [spoiler]you fucking can't[/spoiler]

KKKKKKKKKluber

This is a photo of Klubot enjoying the 2016 Cy Young Award

>that filename

Yep, Klubot ran out of gas

Or maybe not lel

His databases are tracking your naysaying
>the motherboard of you

Rajai running wild again

They better chain those bases down with how often these injuns been stealing 'em.

Thanks, Kip!

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>no CG
Fug

Welcome to MLB, Perci

Holy fuck I was at that game! That was so great to watch in person. Shame barely anyone was there, though

You're at the club and this man steals your base

Wyd?

Hey, pls stop with the bloop hits

MADMAN

Invite him to the Afterparty at Napoli's

First K!

Well, grats on your first strikeout

>not calling that first pitch a strike

What a shit ump, give the kid a borderline strike

No the Party is at Napoli's. The Afterparty is at Mustard's

pls get an out

True.


WINDIANS
Now finally time for an off day

Windians and yet more half price pizza for da land.

its a shame that the papas by me is so shit because this is a great fucking deal

Papa John's in general is shit desu

GG Twins

It's fine for the price; I tend to only take advantage on big deals like that

Papa John's is fucking amazing ya bish

hands down the best "fast food" pizza